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Aileen1968 -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 5:07:45 PM)

Tell her to wait until August...I'll take the pics.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 5:08:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: winterlight

[sm=sleepy.gif]


*pokes winterlight and giggles*




osf -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 5:09:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Some of these women out here are pretty fucking dumb.


They place faith in their Doms as if he is incapable of making a mistake?

Remember people that this is the same guy that has been arrested. Probably has several Dui"s. Ran over the neighbors dog. Got in that car accident. Still lives at home. Is obese. Bitches about his exes. Doesn't have a job or is under employed. Forgot his car keys. And on and on and on and fucking on and on.







and you complain about me getting it wrong geesh

i ran over their fucking cat




Jeffff -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 5:10:00 PM)

We can drive through the forest preserves and hit a deer. She can stand naked with it.

I want you to feel comfy taking the pictures........[8D]




KnightofMists -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 5:10:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: InvisibleBlack


They should come with a warning that they contain no nutritional value, however.



Now that is a good one.... NZ give the man some points!!!




Aileen1968 -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 5:11:17 PM)

Actually...have her stand in front of a foreclosure. That's been the photographic subject matter lately.




Jeffff -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 5:12:47 PM)

Pretty busy huh?




Aileen1968 -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 5:15:49 PM)

Unfortunately. I am the Grim Reaper of Photography.
If I'm standing in front of your home snapping away...it ain't good for ya.




domiguy -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 5:19:10 PM)

If that is the case...Is there any way that you could snap a few shots of osf? maybe you will catch the jersey devil in the background?




DarkSteven -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 5:46:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Unfortunately. I am the Grim Reaper of Photography.
If I'm standing in front of your home snapping away...it ain't good for ya.


/Smears lamb's blood over the doorway to ward off Aileen, the Angel of Foreclosure/




NihilusZero -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 5:59:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: InvisibleBlack

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ORIGINAL: NihilusZero
Obviously, the flat parallel of a submissive to a doormat is silly...


Oh my. You made a funny. [:D]

I totally wanted to reply with something like "I was waiting for someone to catch that!"...but, I didn't even realize it myself.

[&o]

[:D]




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 6:06:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Unfortunately. I am the Grim Reaper of Photography.
If I'm standing in front of your home snapping away...it ain't good for ya.


Hey Aileen.....There's this house I have my eye on that isn't for sale...what's it gonna take to get you up  here to Michigan to take a few pics for me?




Jeffff -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 6:09:28 PM)

You are a wicked little bear, aren't you?...:)




Musicmystery -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 6:30:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

It is kinda funny,

The dominant who would never do such a thing, does order the slave who would do it, except the master would never ask such a thing of him/her and so wouldn't ever have to do what she/he is willing to do should the Master make the command he/she would never make.



This is why the majority of "M/s" relationships I've observed have the slave running the "Master."




Jeffff -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 6:31:45 PM)

Arty would disagree..... he would be wrong, but still..........:)




ResidentSadist -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 6:34:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

It is kinda funny,

The dominant who would never do such a thing, does order the slave who would do it, except the master would never ask such a thing of him/her and so wouldn't ever have to do what she/he is willing to do should the Master make the command he/she would never make.

You/someone owe/give my/me an/some asprin/tylenol




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 6:36:04 PM)

who me?

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Jeffff -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 6:38:35 PM)

Why are you still dressed?




Musicmystery -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 6:43:45 PM)

She's a salad...




Jeffff -> RE: If you told your slave (2/23/2010 6:45:09 PM)

There is a salad tossing joke in there. I am not sure I wish to follow it.

:)




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