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you know things are bad when.... - 2/23/2010 4:45:41 PM

youngsubgeoff

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New game, basically you say how you've realized the human race is completely and totally screwed. I'll start

You know things are bad when your drunk and you realize that your still smarter than the jackass on "are you smarter than a 5th grader"

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/23/2010 5:45:03 PM

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oh oh oh pick me,.....

You know things are bad when the first words the anaesthetist says when you wake up in recovery last night is that "you may be angry when the drugs wear off but we broke your dental implants" (which I had paid $300 to get repaired on saturday!!!!!

scuse me off to the dentist - again

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/23/2010 6:21:14 PM

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Oh geeez Wanders! Did that happen during intubation?

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/23/2010 8:28:35 PM

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um I don't know Pots, it must have been something to do with the anaesthetic tubes so I guess so. he left a message on my mobile just now checking how my teeth are and last night he told me that he wouldn't charge me the usual excess - I think he was worried I was going to sue him or something poor man

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/23/2010 10:57:46 PM

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So...wait...this whole thread is dedicated to celebrating how screwed up our world is?

Huh...

Uhm.

Ok...

You know things are bad when there's a thread dedicated to complaining about our world instead of fixing it.

Now go eat some chocolate and give someone a smooch!

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 1:08:14 AM

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I need time to really get into this, but it is four in the morning.

When you can't find a breadmaking machine for eight months, or the snowblower for even longer. Then the snowblower doesn't work and you find that new snow shovels cost up to about fifty bucks. How much was that new carberator again ?

And let's not even go into the brand new twenty buck wipers that fly off your car on the highway at 70MPH.

I must stop now, I could do this all night.

T

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 4:56:02 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

So...wait...this whole thread is dedicated to celebrating how screwed up our world is?

Huh...

Uhm.

Ok...

You know things are bad when there's a thread dedicated to complaining about our world instead of fixing it.

Now go eat some chocolate and give someone a smooch!

Yes, I know, but my solution usually carrys a life sentence in most states lol

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 4:59:06 AM

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MEds and a clue Geoff. Go get some.

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 6:28:09 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

um I don't know Pots, it must have been something to do with the anaesthetic tubes so I guess so. he left a message on my mobile just now checking how my teeth are and last night he told me that he wouldn't charge me the usual excess - I think he was worried I was going to sue him or something poor man

I'm guessing that was the cause. When we practiced intubation in class breaking teeth was a definite danger & the manequins we used had "teeth" that would "click" each time we'd barely touch the damn things! It's definitely a skill to do that in extreme circumstances w/o doing damage but to do so in a controlled environment and especially by a trained professional who I'm sure does this many times a day is a bit baffling.
In today's society where everyone sues everyone I'm sure you could make a mint by an out of court settlement alone!

He had malpractice insurance...........any interest??

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 6:41:10 AM

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quote:

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MEds and a clue Geoff. Go get some.

Sense of humor, Lushy. Get one.

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 7:04:30 AM

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Im here aint I? and this is a joke.

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 7:06:29 AM

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Lol, score 1 for Lushy!

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 9:47:00 AM

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..."Random stupidity" is replaced with "Carefully consider what thread you start, for we have claws"

How 'bout just joining in?

You know things are bad when someone's died in the "And Finally" new story...

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 10:37:49 AM

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You know things are bad when a drunk's only choice is to moan about how bad it is or commit a crime.

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 10:41:31 AM

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I guess I can't play. I've given it thought, but each time I think of how bad something is, I think of something that is so good as to counter the bad thing.

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 10:47:51 AM

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Yep Greedy.........that was kinda my point.

There's a lot I could bitch about if that is what I wanted to focus on............but bitching about it isn't going to help a damned thing. It will just suck me down.

The sun is shining and February is almost over........things are good!

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 10:56:07 AM

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and you'll be riding again soon... (I'm jealous :) )

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 11:08:34 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

and you'll be riding again soon... (I'm jealous :) )

YES!!!!!!

Though I am sure the first few rides on Mo will be........interesting.

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 11:13:52 AM

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FR ---

You know things are bad when you have people who participate FREQUENTLY, if not even start threads such as "I hate..." or "I admit..." which many times focus on fucked up things in people's lives who come to a thread like this to bitch about the thread instead of simply participating in same.

Irony and hypocriticalness (sp?) at its best. I guess you have to be someone special to start a thread that will probably become just as popular as the I hate thread and the i admit thread that many times deal with bad things in a humorous way.

Come on folks are you really sitting in this thread bitching about the concept? I mean seriously or have i just missed the humor due to typing with no inflection of emotions?

As the thread goes -- you know things are bad when this happens and people are serious. Hopefully they aren't.

angel

< Message edited by barelynangel -- 2/24/2010 11:17:50 AM >

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RE: you know things are bad when.... - 2/24/2010 11:17:34 AM

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Yes hypocrisy at it's finest!!

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