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Domin8tingUrDrmz -> Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 1:40:15 AM)

I think I just got insulted.  But I'm not entirely sure...lol.  Someone in India responded to my polite decline with the following:

"teri maa ki chut "

Now, based on past experience, when someone replies to a letter of disinterest, it usually goes something like "FU U CNT" and a bunch of other stuff. 

Is that what the above translates to? Or am I just becoming jaded and that little phrase above means: "thank you so much for replying to my unsolicited mail even if you did choose not to grace me with your presence.  hope you find what you seek."

Somehow, I don't think it's option number 2, perhaps someone could clue me in.



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 1:43:59 AM)

Google says it means "Your mother's vagina". Yes, it's an insult.



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 1:59:29 AM)

Thanks Wyld.

However, I'm not entirely sure how mentioning my moms coochie is supposed to be insulting...lol.  I mean, I did come out of that thang.



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 2:03:13 AM)

All I know is that it is a Hindi insult. That said, check out urbandictionary.com [;)]



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 2:23:51 AM)

It appears to be far more insulting than just "your mama's vagina".  After doing some searching, yikes, it was NOT nice...lol.

Something along the lines of, you were born from a woman your daddy wouldn't even fuck - he only dribbled his stuff in her - she wasn't worthy etc.

It's really insulting to my mom, saying she aint worthy of being fucked and all...but it means I was born from a virgin...lol.  Call me Jesus![:D]



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 2:27:21 AM)

quote:

but it means I was born from a virgin...lol.  Call me Jesus![:D]

[sm=bowdown.gif][sm=bowdown.gif][sm=bowdown.gif]
I always knew you were a deity [:D]



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 2:31:34 AM)

[:D] Amen.



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 2:39:24 AM)

Yanno, I just can't stand a Domme that lacks self confidence the way you do...
*smooches!* [:D]



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 2:54:25 AM)

If that's the kind of  "can't standing" you give to those of us who lack self-esteem - it motivates me to find out what you might do once I gain some. [;)]



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 2:58:22 AM)

Rut roh! I walked (on my knees) into that one! I've got you right where you want me now! [:D]




Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:01:25 AM)

LMAO.  You naughty thang.  I think you need to feel the power of Jaysus!  C'mere. [:D]

say your prayers, I haven't figured out how to use all the skills I've suddenly inherited.



DarkSteven -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:02:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Domin8tingUrDrmz
Call me Jesus![:D]


/Walks in/
/Hands D8UD a bunch of fishes and orders her to multiply them/
/Hands her water and tells her to winify it, NOT walk on the damned stuff/
/Walks out/




Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:04:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: Domin8tingUrDrmz
Call me Jesus![:D]


/Walks in/
/Hands D8UD a bunch of fishes and orders her to multiply them/
/Hands her water and tells her to winify it, NOT walk on the damned stuff/
/Walks out/




Commands the fish to multiply and the water to become Eiswein.

Shoot, that wine tastes a bit fishy.  I think I need more practice.



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:04:59 AM)

Oh Lord(ess)! Now I'm in for it! Whatever shall I do?
*quickly packs bag and looks up flights to Oregon*



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:06:31 AM)

No need to book a flight, I can give you wings!

wait, isn't that Red Bull?



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:08:27 AM)

quote:

No need to book a flight, I can give you wings!
wait, isn't that Red Bull?

Umm... you might need a bit more practice on this deity thing, my Lordess. [;)]



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:12:24 AM)

I need someone to practice on.  Since your bags are already packed, and I'm sure you've secured your flight arrangements, you can be My guinea pig.  Perhaps I can make you multiply, instead of those dreadful fish DarkSteven brought Me.

Yours in Heaven,

Jesus

Bet ya didn't know Jesus makes typos, didja!



DarkSteven -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:13:53 AM)

A REAL deity wouldn't need practice.  Just sayin'.



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:17:25 AM)

I just found out I was a deity.  Gimme a break.  Or I'll smite you.




DarkSteven -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:18:34 AM)

Hell, I'm Jewish.  I doubt that I even believe in you.



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