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WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:19:05 AM)

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Perhaps I can make you multiply, instead of those dreadful fish DarkSteven brought Me.

I think perhaps you know not of what you speak.
More than one of me in the world would be something no benevolent deity would want...
...oh wait... I don't think benevolent was mentioned, now was it?? [:D]



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:19:30 AM)

<Starts practicing smiting>  Guinea Pig where are you?



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:21:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

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Perhaps I can make you multiply, instead of those dreadful fish DarkSteven brought Me.

I think perhaps you know not of what you speak.
More than one of me in the world would be something no benevolent deity would want...
...oh wait... I don't think benevolent was mentioned, now was it?? [:D]



Benevolent Schmenevolent!  I'm smiting now! [:D]
Try typing that 10 times fast! w/o copy & paste!



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:21:09 AM)

Sheesh, Lordess, I'm packing as fast as I can! The fish don't want to get into the suitcase!



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:24:15 AM)

Leave the fish for the non-believer. He's the one who wanted them anyway.

See how kind I can be?  You just have to accept Jesus into your heart and all will be well.

Back to smite practicing



sirsholly -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:24:39 AM)

[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/fishfightsmiles.gif[/image]

[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/fishbashsmile.gif[/image]



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:26:29 AM)

[:D]

Now that's some mighty fine smiting, holly.  Guinea Pig will pick you up on her way to heaven.



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:26:54 AM)

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Leave the fish for the non-believer. He's the one who wanted them anyway.
See how kind I can be?  You just have to accept Jesus into your heart and all will be well.
Back to smite practicing

Okies! Now I'm trying to find a bag big enough for the loaves.... dang this apostle thing is hard!



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:28:38 AM)

Leave the loaves, people can be fed from My awesomeness.  Pick up holly, she should fit in your bag just fine.



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:30:22 AM)

Ummm, Lordess? Do You know how tall Holly is?? I'll hafta fold her in half... twice! 



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:32:05 AM)

*Shrinks holly*

Oops, sorry DarkSteven, I didn't mean to make your dangly bits shrink.  Okay, fold her in half then -sheesh.



DarkSteven -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:33:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Domin8tingUrDrmz

*Shrinks holly*

Oops, sorry DarkSteven, I didn't mean to make your dangly bits shrink.  Okay, fold her in half then -sheesh.


So this is what it's like to be a normal man.  I'd always wondered...



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:33:29 AM)

Ooohhh, Jim isn't gonna be happy about this!
*Picks up tiny Holly and packs her away, saying a prayer for Steven's bits as she does so*



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:35:21 AM)

Just be glad My smiting is still in the practicing stage.  When My skills are up to par you may become a eunich! [:@]



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:37:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

Ooohhh, Jim isn't gonna be happy about this!
*Picks up tiny Holly and packs her away, saying a prayer for Steven's bits as she does so*



Since I like holly's smiting skills, Jim won't have to worry.  I'll invite him up for some wine.

I hope Jim likes fishwine.



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:41:55 AM)

I'm off to the airport! Good thing tiny Holly fits in my carry on [:D]



sirsholly -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:42:47 AM)

*pokes head out of carry-on*



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:46:42 AM)

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*pokes head out of carry-on*

Stop that! No pets allowed in the passenger compartment!



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 3:48:23 AM)

So holly, is it true that Guinea Pig has super boobs?  I might need to make My boobs super too.

Are deities allowed to feel envious?  Aw screw it, I'm Jesus.  I can feel anything I want. 

Feels around to see if DarkSteven was only reduced to normal.



WyldHrt -> RE: Can anyone translate? (2/27/2010 6:18:17 AM)

Holly made a nest in the carry on and fell asleep (so cute) a few minutes after takeoff, Lordess.
That said, there are some here who can testify as to the superness of my boobs, from personal experience [:D]
- Guinea Pig



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