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Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 8:17:05 AM   
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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 8:19:18 AM   
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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 8:20:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		So, what you're saying is the Jews DIDN'T kill the dinosaurs?

thats fucked up

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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 8:21:56 AM   
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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 8:23:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		the asteroid contained substantial gold deposits - and it was lured to earth by the controlling draconic Roff'ssss'Cheeld clan (who have ruled earth since before recorded history, as one twitchy poster here claimed) in order to cement their control of the embryonic gold market

the rest is obvious

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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 8:25:05 AM   
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So, what you're saying is the Jews DIDN'T kill the dinosaurs?

thats fucked up


Actually yeah, they did. Keep on drinkin' the Kool Aid and make sure yer tinfoil hat's on straight, dude.

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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 8:27:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		God destroyed the dinosaurs during the Flood, everyone knows that. Apart from those who maintain that dinosaur fossils are a means of causing us to question the Bible put there by Satan.

Oh and those who realise that the mythologised history of some obscure middle eastern tribe  may not be a valid guide to the universe.

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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 8:31:03 AM   
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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 8:31:09 AM   
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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 8:40:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

I thought that the dinosaurs committed mass suicide after seeing the first naked, hairy homids?


Truth to be told, there was a global war between the vegetarian and meat eating dinosaurs and they slaughtered each other into extinction.

Hey...those naked hairy homids were the ultimate in hairy hunks!


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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 8:45:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		Jews killed the dinosaurs then Jesus....Then they went after those poor Germans. Is there no end to those fuckers' blood lust?

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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 8:51:32 AM   
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Jews killed the dinosaurs then Jesus....Then they went after those poor Germans. Is there no end to those fuckers' blood lust?



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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 9:45:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100304/sc_nm/us_dinosaurs_asteroid



If it wasn't an asteroid Barbara Streisand and Barry Manilow music would have sent them to their demise.
"ARRRRRRGHHH! ARRRRRRRRGHH!"

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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 2:14:08 PM   
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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 2:32:52 PM   
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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 6:03:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100304/sc_nm/us_dinosaurs_asteroid



If it wasn't an asteroid Barbara Streisand and Barry Manilow music would have sent them to their demise.
"ARRRRRRGHHH! ARRRRRRRRGHH!"

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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 7:29:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		I read that today too. I'm glad we finally have eye witnesses. 

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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 7:41:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Things were actually going okay for the dinosaurs until the first cavemen arrived who were all Republicans. Then they (the dinosaurs) saw what was happening and they just decided to bugger off somewhere where they couldn't be found again.


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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 8:12:02 PM   
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RE: Asteroid killed the dinosaurs: it's official - 3/5/2010 9:26:39 PM   
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