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wandersalone -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:31:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


Right, you know what this is? This is a goddamn *conspiracy*.

You are all just trying to discredit me!

I'll have you know that I am a BIG BAD SCARY DOMME-HEAR ME ROOOOOOOOAAAAARRRR.

So there.

awwwww....that reminds me of a newborn tiger cub trying to growl!!!



I always picture VC to be more like this than a tiger cub




KMsAngel -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:32:14 PM)

*debates whether to push wanders away and capture slurpage for self*

i've already done some damage to my sterling reputation, so it's a bit of a conundrum here.....

*decides to throw a panda over trolls head and watch as wanders leaps for it, and of course, trolls tongue will happen to make angel contact first, and then wanders contact while his head goes up to follow panda as well!

win/win/win

and i preserve my reputation!!!!




FukinTroll -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:32:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

BEG FOR SMORES YOU CHEAP HUSSY!

P.S. just plead a little for the Slurpage.



sighs...the things I do for food...

sighs...oh Please puhlease Mister FT, I will plough your furrows and flatten your divets if you bestow just one of your oh so manly slurps with that incredibly long and thick tongue of yours on little me


ps.  could ya throw in a coupla dozen s'mores, a girl needs to keep her energy up for all that field work ya know



Lemme give ya the breakdown here...

1. Plow fields.
2. much Slurpage.
3. Massive amounts of sex.
4. kissing for an hour or so.
5. Me smacking you on the ass to send you to the kitchen.
6. You making a dozen smores for me, you and the rest of the girls.
7. More kissing.
8. Bath.
9. more sex.
10. body massage for your hard day.
11. my massage.
12. sleep.
13. Rinse and repeat.

SLURP!




KMsAngel -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:34:11 PM)

sigh. such a romantic.




FukinTroll -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:34:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

*debates whether to push wanders away and capture slurpage for self*

i've already done some damage to my sterling reputation, so it's a bit of a conundrum here.....

*decides to throw a panda over trolls head and watch as wanders leaps for it, and of course, trolls tongue will happen to make angel contact first, and then wanders contact while his head goes up to follow panda as well!

win/win/win

and i preserve my reputation!!!!


Funny how you could be so creative at that moment. Of course where I imagined my tongue and you imagined my tongue must have been different places.

Le SLURP!




sirsholly -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:35:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: warmwoman29

Just because you know ONE couple who made it to the one year anniversary simply means you have met an exception. The real world is far more heartless and cruel.


6th yr anniversary and expecting our second child.

Hardly the exception, btw...




Valyraen -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:36:07 PM)

*abandons Wanders with all the slurping going on... the only spit good for cats is their own!*

*sits down alllll alone. Washes a paw and mewls*




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:36:09 PM)

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Ok I am going to be seriously pissed off if not only has the OP left but I have missed out on a slurp from the hottest troll on that side of the world damnit!!!!!


No worries Wanders she's still perving this thread, no promises about the slurp though *grins*




wandersalone -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:36:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

sigh. such a romantic.


Yeah it totally rocks that the first priority is getting the fields plowed
[sm=biggrin.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:36:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


Right, you know what this is? This is a goddamn *conspiracy*.

You are all just trying to discredit me!

I'll have you know that I am a BIG BAD SCARY DOMME-HEAR ME ROOOOOOOOAAAAARRRR.

So there.

awwwww....that reminds me of a newborn tiger cub trying to growl!!!



I always picture VC to be more like this than a tiger cub

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

thank goodness i was not drinking anything when i saw that. How totally adorable!!!!

Hey VC...can we watch you sneeze?




FukinTroll -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:38:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

sigh. such a romantic.


Yeah it totally rocks that the first priority is getting the fields plowed
[sm=biggrin.gif]



Gotta eat luv.

SLURP!




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:38:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Valyraen

*abandons Wanders with all the slurping going on... the only spit good for cats is their own!*

*sits down alllll alone. Washes a paw and mewls*



Heeeere kitty, kitty, c'mon boy!




KMsAngel -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:39:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll
Le SLURP!!

Funny how you could be so creative at that moment. Of course where I imagined my tongue and you imagined my tongue must have been different places.



i am nothing, if not creative [;)]

well, i'm a-wondering myself, now! i'm afraid tis been so long, my imagination ran away with itself and i put le slurp where i thought it would feel best for me

but i also wanted to make sure wanders had some of the goodies, and it netted you TWO slurpees! still a win/win, right?

edited for sloppy editing. i was giddy.




Valyraen -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:40:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: Valyraen

*abandons Wanders with all the slurping going on... the only spit good for cats is their own!*

*sits down alllll alone. Washes a paw and mewls*



Heeeere kitty, kitty, c'mon boy!



*perk! Trots over to Zephy*




sunshinemiss -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:40:46 PM)

I was gonna respond to the thread, but I need to go get an umbrella to save mahself from all the humidity in the air. mmm hmmmm




FukinTroll -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:41:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll
!


Funny how you could be so creative at that moment. Of course where I imagined my tongue and you imagined my tongue must have been different places.

Le SLURP!



i am nothing, if not creative [;)]

well, i'm a-wondering myself, now! i'm afraid tis been so long, my imagination ran away with itself and i put le slurp where i thought it would feel best for me

but i also wanted to make sure wanders had some of the goodies, and it netted you TWO slurpees! still a win/win, right?


You work as a financial manager for a casino don't you?

Slurp!  >.<




KMsAngel -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:42:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

sigh. such a romantic.


Yeah it totally rocks that the first priority is getting the fields plowed
[sm=biggrin.gif]



Gotta eat luv.

SLURP!



funny enough, that was my first thought! get the gardening done before the sun is up too high! reap the lettuce while the dew is still fresh.




DrkJourney -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:43:20 PM)

OMG that was soooo cute...I just love pandas




wandersalone -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:44:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

funny enough, that was my first thought! get the gardening done before the sun is up too high! reap the lettuce while the dew is still fresh.


I thought that was a cute way of saying you wanted sex with me Angel.  Damn so you really were talking about cucumbers that time????




DrkJourney -> RE: Giving up (3/6/2010 7:44:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Valyraen

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: Valyraen

*abandons Wanders with all the slurping going on... the only spit good for cats is their own!*

*sits down alllll alone. Washes a paw and mewls*



Heeeere kitty, kitty, c'mon boy!



*perk! Trots over to Zephy*



Well I was gonna offer, but since Zeph's got it under control I'll get in line for more smores




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