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ORIGINAL: came4U

<<is a 2 and a 23 hybrid with a hue of 1.

Antique Brass Canary who eats Nigerians.

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

What about a color coordinated system that could parallel one's I.Q. ,personality, desirability or physical attributes?

If your screen name shows up in the following colors or a combination thereof this is what it means. I haven't worked out all of the kinks but I think once everyone jumps on board that this will all fall nicely into place.


Color ...............................designated intelligence, personality or hotness quotient

1 Almond................................ Nigerian
2 Antique Brass........................Old and kind of cunty
3 Apricot..................................Wrinkled/ probably a smoker
4 Aquamarine...........................Likes breath play
5 Asparagus.............................Loves watersports/ drinks urine
6 Atomic Tangerine...................Incredibly overweight
7 Banana Mania........................Deep throating enthusiast
8 Beaver..................................Bi or love cunnilingus or you act like a twat, or Canadian chick who likes pancakes
9 Bittersweet............................On psych meds
10 Black ....................................Overweight looking for black master
11 Blizzard Blue..........................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum hasn't been laid....Ever.
12 Blue......................................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum hasn't been laid in eight years
13 Blue Bell................................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum fantasizes about training a slave like one of Pavlov's dogs
14 Blue Gray..............................Desperate old guy hangs out in political forum, usually is a cuckold hates the sight of a naked vagina.
15 Blue Green.............................Desperate guy hangs out on Gor...Really creepy hasn't been laid since D&D was popular
16 Blue Violet.............................Desperate gal that can't even seem to get banged on the free for all that is CM.
17 Blush .....................................Fat girl who will not take off her clothes when the lights are on
18 Brick Red...............................Stocky native American
19 Brown....................................Scat monger
20 Burnt Orange..........................Gal from warm climate that wears too much make up
21 Burnt Sienna..........................Gal from warm climate who's parents were hippies
22 Cadet Blue .............................Guy who always loudly recounts his days in the service hasn't seen a pussy since that whore house in Da Nang
23 Canary...................................Woman who enjoys being caged by a furnace and will gladly pay with her life if pilot light goes out
24 Cream............................Gal who loves Maple Syrup
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71 Maple Syrup...................Gal who likes waffles and the smell of bacon


This is just a few of the colors and their meanings. I think all of this will easily become second nature once my proposal has been adopted by the powers that be.

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ORIGINAL: Jaxman88
Is there any way that a "status switch" could be created so that people who are taken (i.e., Slaves and Subs who have a Dom) have their usernames sow up in something like Green?


That way those of us who are looking don't waste our time reading profiles of people who are taken?

I hate when I read a profile, write to somebody, and then they say,"Oh, I have a Dom or Master". I find this to be really annoying.

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ORIGINAL: Lashra

domiguy,

I think you have come up with a grand idea here. I'd like to give this suggestion for my fav color purple: 

Purple...Gal who likes to beat a man's ass with a crop while she has his wrists tied behind him while he is bent over a couch arm and dressed up like a french maid.

That would describe me pretty darned well.

~Lashra