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CollarMe is developing new screen name technology - 3/7/2010 11:04:45 PM

domiguy

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We at Domiguy Industries have long been at the forefront of the cutting edge new screen name technology.

For too long we Cm'ers have had to go through the painstaking and arduous task of reading through countless profiles to try and find a person worthy of plundering.

That is why we have finally developed a color coordinated scale that will accurately depict what type of person you are by blending these colors into your screen name...

Color ...............................designated intelligence, personality or hotness quotient

1 Almond................................ Nigerian
2 Antique Brass........................Old and kind of cunty
3 Apricot..................................Wrinkled/smoker
4 Aquamarine...........................breath play
5 Asparagus.............................Fluid bonded
6 Atomic Tangerine...................BBW
7 Banana Mania........................Deep throating enthusiast
8 Beaver..................................Bi or love cunnilingus
9 Bittersweet............................On psych meds or antidepressants
10 Black ....................................Overweight looking for black master
11 Blizzard Blue..........................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum hasn't been laid....Ever.
12 Blue......................................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum hasn't been laid in eight years
13 Blue Bell................................Desperate guy hangs out in political forum fantasizes about training a slave like one of Pavlov's dogs
14 Blue Gray..............................Desperate old guy hangs out in political forum, usually is a cuckold hates the sight of naked vagina.
15 Blue Green.............................Desperate guy hangs out on Gor...Really creepy hasn't been laid since D&D was popular
16 Blue Violet.............................Desperate gal that can't even seem to get banged on the free for all that is CM.
17 Blush .....................................Fat girl who will not take off her clothes when the lights are on
18 Brick Red...............................Stocky native American
19 Brown....................................Scat monger
20 Burnt Orange..........................Gal from warm climate that wears too much make up
21 Burnt Sienna..........................Gal from warm climate who's parents were hippies
22 Cadet Blue .............................Guy who always loudly recounts his days in the service hasn't seen a pussy since that whore house in Da Nang
23 Canary...................................Woman who enjoys being caged by a furnace and will gladly pay with her life if pilot light goes out
24 Caribbean Green.....................Island inhabitant with poor hygiene
25 Carnation Pink........................Lesbian Dom
26 Cerise....................................Black female sub
27 Cerulean.................................Dom Hell bent on world domination
28 Chestnut.................................Lactation fetish
29 Copper...................................Sub that likes a Dom in uniform
30 Cornflower...............................Sub that loves anal play
31 Cotton Candy...........................Dom that loves menstrual play
32 Dandelion...............................Gay male Dom
33 Denim....................................CM'er that lives in the country
34 Desert Sand............................Anal with no lubrication
35 Eggplant..................................Person that loves pregnancy play
36 Electric Lime............................electric play
37 Fern........................................Slave will do astold
38 Forest Green............................Liberal tool that actually believes in global warming
39 Fuchsia.....................................Black Domme
40 Fuzzy Wuzzy.............................into critters
41 Gold......................................... water sports/golden showers
42 Goldenrod................................Strap-on play
43 Granny Smith Apple...................Tart old bag
44 Gray.........................................Must have some gray in pubic hair
45 Green.......................................Easy fuck. Will meet anyone and probably put out.
46 Green Blue................................Liberal that will meet anyone and probably blow them
47 Green Yellow.............................Liberal Asian
48 Hot Magenta..............................Dom or sub that loves cum shots..face,breasts, ass etc.
49 Inchworm..................................Guy with small dick
50 Indigo.......................................Dildo play
51 Jazzberry Jam............................Fisting
52 Jungle Green.............................Outdoor bondage
53 Laser Lemon..............................Piss right into subbies mouth
54 Lavender...................................Use cologne/perfume in lieu of shower
55 Lemon Yellow.............................Prostrate Milking
56 Macaroni and Cheese...................Fetish of fisting a woman with yeast infection
57 Magenta....................................love whip or flogger marks
58 Magic Mint................................. .Love to suck cock for hours
59 Mahogany................................. Throwing poop
60 Maize........................................fruit or vegetable paly
61 Manatee...................................fetish of fucking a BBW in a swimming pool
62 Mango Tango............................Make your sub dance for you
63 Maroon.....................................Taking someone to a hotel and then leaving them there
64 Mauvelous.................................Someone who thinks they are better looking then they actually are.
65 Melon........................................tit torture
66 Midnight Blue.............................Domme into orgasm denial
67 Mountain Meadow...................... huge clit
68 Mulberry................................... Clit clamps
69 Navy Blue................................. Gay guy that fantasizes about banging military types
70 Neon Carrot..............................Domme strap on play
71 Olive Green...............................Anal beads
72 Orange..................................... Forced to peel away undergarments in public
73 Orange Red...............................Forced to peel away undergarments in public while on period
74 Orange Yellow........................... Forced to peel away undergarments in public and then forced to piss
75 Orchid.......................................Labia alteration or clamping
76 Outer Space...............................Gorean
77 Outrageous Orange.....................Forced to strip in public
78 Pacific Blue.................................Getting/giving head on ocean beach
79 Peach.........................................Nice disposition
80 Periwinkle...................................Forced male bisexual activity
81 Piggy Pink..................................Obese person into humiliation
82 Pine Green .................................Young Dom complaining about lack of subs
83 Pink Flamingo.............................Cross dressing
84 Pink Sherbert..............................Gay sub
85 Plum..........................................Butt plug
86 Purple Heart.............................. .Have physical scars from previous bdsm encounters
87 Purple Mountain's Majesty............Nipple clamps
88 Purple Pizzazz.............................Like to beat Italians
89 Radical Red.................................Uber liberal that loves menstruation play
90 Raw Sienna.................................Chick that hates condoms
91 Raw Umber.................................Anal bare back
92 Razzle Dazzle Rose......................Feminine fancy gay male sub
93 Razzmatazz.................................Blind fold your sub than have your friends sneak out and bang away
94 Red............................................Safe words not allowed
95 Red Violet...................................Lesbian blood play
96 Rip it brown.................................Anal fisting
97 Robin Egg Blue.............................Getting head from two or more subs simultaneously
98 Royal Purple................................extreme flogging
99 Salmon.......................................Woman with smelly vagina.
100 Scarlet.........................................Blood play
101 Screamin' Green..........................Fucking a lib wearing a George W or Reagan mask
102 Sea Green ...................................Making a conservative suck liberal cock or pussy
103 Sepia...........................................Person that looks much older in person then they do in their photo
104 Shadow........................................Doormat/sub that helplessly follows Dom around
105 Shamrock.....................................Telling prospective Cm'er you are a great fuck when in fact you are really lame.
106 Shocking Pink.............................. Ice cold dildo-ice/pussy play
107 Silver...........................................Looking to fuck someone much older
108 Sky Blue.......................................Deep throating while outside
109 Spring Green.................................Making a sub do jumping Jacks naked while outside
110 Sunglow........................................Dom only looking for love and non-casualplay
111 Sunset Orange...............................Old retired Dom looking for really ridiculously young girl to strip andfuck
112 Tan...............................................Spanking
113 Teal Blue.......................................Getting a blow job while duck hunting
114 Thistle...........................................Whip
115 Tickle Me Pink................................flogger/impact play
116 Timberwolf.....................................Young male Gorean tool
117 Tropical Rain Forest.........................Making your sub squirt while in a Rain Forest Cafe
118 Tumbleweed...................................Old dried up sub
119 Turquoise Blue................................Old lady that loves to give head
120 Unmellow Yellow .............................Bad tasting pee
121 Violet (Purple)................................Pump play
122 Violet Blue .....................................CBT
123 Violet Red.......................................Lesbian menstrual play
124 Vivid Tangerine...............................Drink asparagus before water sports
125 Vivid Violet......................................Violet wand
126 White............................................. Vanilla
127 Wild Blue Yonder.................;............Live on a boat guided or manned by subs
128 Wild Strawberry ..............................Hickey on tit
129 Wild Watermelon..............................Extreme ass play
130 Yellow fever....................................'Nuff said

I think all of this will easily become second nature once my proposal has been adopted by the powers that be.

So what combination are you?

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