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Jeffff -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 3:36:32 PM)
Not anymore! Canadian women are insane.... appealing.... but they bare watching.........

LaTigresse -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 3:37:34 PM)
That stupid slut.........I grabbed her by the hair to drag her off to the farm and her extensions came out.........she ran off screaming something about 'perverted crazy bitch' and that was the last I heard from her. I was left with a handful of skanked out red straw.

FukinTroll -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 3:39:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse That stupid slut.........I grabbed her by the hair to drag her off to the farm and her extensions came out.........she ran off screaming something about 'perverted crazy bitch' and that was the last I heard from her. I was left with a handful of skanked out red straw. At least the bold part had to give you the warm fuzzies. SLURP!

Jeffff -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 3:39:20 PM)
June?.... that is entirely appropriate behaivor.... kudos! Ward

LaTigresse -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 3:40:39 PM)
Thank you thank you!!! And yes Troll............at least she got one thing right.

heartcream -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 3:43:40 PM)
Youse is funny!!!

came4U -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 3:50:07 PM)
quote: That stupid slut.........I grabbed her by the hair to drag her off to the farm and her extensions came out.........she ran off screaming something about 'perverted crazy bitch' and that was the last I heard from her. I was left with a handful of skanked out red straw. That IS hot. Can you do that to me? my hair is real though.

domiguy -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 3:50:09 PM)
Came4u is a Canadian who is an expert in Christianity and likes fishing. I can see how she might have has trouble hooking up in a solid relationship because she is incredibly sketchy about the things that really matter. Not even a mention or a nod as to her level of expertise or commitment upon how she views anal play or fisting. Very odd. Actually the whole sordid affair is quite disconcerting. She gets migraines....Bummer. LaT what did you really do to the Lohan?

came4U -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 3:51:47 PM)
quote: Came4u is a Canadian who is an expert in Christianity and likes fishing. I can see how she might have has trouble hooking up in a solid relationship because she is incredibly sketchy about the things that really matter. Not even a mention or a nod as to her level of expertise or commitment to how she views anal play or fisting. Very odd. Actually the whole sordid affair is quite disconcerting. I can't believe I filled out ANY of them LOL shit, i put fishing? thought that h was a t.

Jeffff -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 3:52:43 PM)
The fishing makes up for a lot. So does the fisting

LadyAngelika -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 5:08:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BoiJen Yep...cuz she was my ex. No matter how drunk I was at the time..I knew Mrs.Psychotic was bad news...no matter how hot I found her to be at the time. boi I won't do sex with the ex. While I usually end things on good terms, I don't keep them around in my life nor would I sleep with them again. For all but one, I remind myself of why we are no longer together. That is usually enough for me to not want to go down that path again. - LA

FukinTroll -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 5:12:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika I won't do sex with the ex. While I usually end things on good terms, I don't keep them around in my life nor would I sleep with them again. For all but one, I remind myself of why we are no longer together. That is usually enough for me to not want to go down that path again. - LA pencils together a new plan for LadyAngelika So... Angel baby... we can blame all my fuck ups on the slave and still maintain a good relationship, right? SLURP! Good relationship is defined here at Troll industries as freak'n awesome sex! YMMV, void where prohibited by law... must be a world resident to qualify.

LadyAngelika -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 5:18:07 PM)
My my Troll darling, now I know you can beg much sweeter than that... ;-) - LA

FukinTroll -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 5:28:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika My my Troll darling, now I know you can beg much sweeter than that... ;-) - LA Yep... here goes... 1 bourbon... 1 scotch... and 1 beer! If that doesn't get ya in the mood to lock yer high heels around muh neck nuthin will. SLURP SLURP SLURPZ

came4U -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 5:30:17 PM)
omgs i just had a George Thorogood flashback. [:(]

LadyAngelika -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 5:43:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll quote: ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika My my Troll darling, now I know you can beg much sweeter than that... ;-) - LA Yep... here goes... 1 bourbon... 1 scotch... and 1 beer! If that doesn't get ya in the mood to lock yer high heels around muh neck nuthin will. SLURP SLURP SLURPZ Make it 3 scotches, single malt, preferably Talisker, and stimulate my mind with wicked smart conversation... and just maybe ;-) - LA

Jeffff -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 5:45:21 PM)
Ahem..... The Macallan as you were

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 5:48:14 PM)
I'm with the anteaterman on this one.

popeye1250 -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 6:01:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mikeyOfGeorgia are you stupid or blind, Icarys?i wouldn't touch a male unless it was to throw them into a tree-shredder. Males are NOT even worth the time of day. There he goes, talking about guys again.

Jeffff -> RE: Turn Down Sex? (3/9/2010 6:02:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 quote: ORIGINAL: mikeyOfGeorgia are you stupid or blind, Icarys?i wouldn't touch a male unless it was to throw them into a tree-shredder. Males are NOT even worth the time of day. There he goes, talking about guys again. He wants Domi!

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