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Smutmonger -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 8:49:29 AM)
The other big turn off is the ones who post novels. "95,000 reasons that my submission is the most precious thing in the known space time continuum" Stupid twatwaffles! Do you know how much butt sex you could have been having in the time you WASTED penning that bs?

kittinSol -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 8:50:12 AM)
Another thing that's a turn-off for me... visions of hoarding disorders that appear on certain people's pictures. That's a no-no: if your only decent face pic has a background of hoardhell, for fuck's sake... PHOTOSHOP it.

kittinSol -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 8:51:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Smutmonger butt sex Discreet vomit.

Smutmonger -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 8:52:54 AM)
Careful-you'll get some on the cat.[:D]

myotherself -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 8:53:24 AM)
it was the pic of the nekkid old bloke with a mullet dripping in grease, and pubes to match [:'(]

kittinSol -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 8:54:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Smutmonger Careful-you'll get some on the cat.[:D] [sm=biggrin.gif]

Mercnbeth -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 8:56:16 AM)
quote: ...Are there things that immediately make you grimace, along these lines?... the threads/profiles that exist solely to demean/put down/criticize others, for their choices, their orientations and/or their looks.

sravaka -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 8:56:39 AM)
twatwaffles? genius

MichiganHeadmast -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 8:59:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sravaka yours is fine in my book because you're actually in it. (I assume that's you?) I was gonna get a body double but dommy is way too expensive. [:D]

Missokyst -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 9:08:25 AM)
I've heard he is cheap if someone bends over. quote: ORIGINAL: MichiganHeadmast quote: ORIGINAL: sravaka yours is fine in my book because you're actually in it. (I assume that's you?) I was gonna get a body double but dommy is way too expensive. [:D]

myotherself -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 9:12:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy quote: ORIGINAL: MichiganHeadmast quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Actually that's a good point, MHM. Your avatar pictures are dead creepy [&:] . Heads off to find a bunny pic. Not surprising. everyone wants a bunny pic. or a pussy shot. I get them mixed up sometimes [8\|]

domiguy -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 9:14:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Another thing that's a turn-off for me... visions of hoarding disorders that appear on certain people's pictures. That's a no-no: if your only decent face pic has a background of hoardhell, for fuck's sake... PHOTOSHOP it. Nothing says you are an intelligent and vibrant person like a picture of you standing in front of some cheap paneling, along with a pile of clothes, swords, poo covered toys, stacks of paperback Gor novels, dirty plates, a bong and a dirty George Foreman grill on the floor. Classy.

kittinSol -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 9:15:22 AM)
Who's George Foreman? He sounds like a perv'.

domiguy -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 9:16:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Who's George Foreman? He sounds like a perv'. Or chicks that don't dig George Foreman.

SaintIntensity -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 9:17:24 AM)
dunno if George is a perv, but he'd give you a helluva fisting (clue : world heavyweight champion, back in the day)

LaTigresse -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 9:17:27 AM)
I am fond of the ones that say...........I live in this bedroom, went through ALL of my clothes (as you can see by my background) including the dirty thong underwear on the floor with the empty pizza box, just so that I could pose half naked for this photo! And they say they are a service slave and an expert at housekeeping.

LaTigresse -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 9:18:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SaintIntensity dunno if George is a perv, but he'd give you a helluva fisting (clue : world heavyweight champion, back in the day) Yeah but Ali was The Greatest!!

kittinSol -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 9:18:45 AM)
Pictures of 'instruments' all laid-out on a used towel as a pretty display. Weird. PS: by the way, I had to go and Google George Foreman. Former boxing heavyweight champion becomes grill fanatic. Another piece of useless knowledge. Cheers [X(] .

LaTigresse -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 9:20:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol And what's up with these peeps who proudly take pictures of their 'instruments' all laid-out on a used towel as a pretty display? I never got that one. Fortunately I don't get to see those very often. Just the photos of the aftermath...

Jeffff -> RE: instantaneous turn-offs (3/9/2010 9:20:53 AM)
It's a bass.. I don't use it on women. geez... give a guy a complex why don't ya. I didn't even know it was there.......... but I kinda liked My smirk.... so fuck off!

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