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I can't tell you - 3/20/2010 9:18:22 AM

DickSteel

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I'f I told you, I'd have to kill you.

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/20/2010 9:31:33 AM

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LOL... Not if I got you first!

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/20/2010 9:34:02 AM

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Ok, I give up. I don't want to know.....

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/20/2010 10:21:26 AM

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Hell of an introduction.

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/20/2010 6:18:18 PM

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Snuff play?

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/22/2010 6:27:07 AM

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ORIGINAL: Lockit

LOL... Not if I got you first!

Ah, but I am a man of international intrigue and I am very hard to keep up with. However, if you were to slay me, it would be with your feminine charms, you sexy thing you.

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/22/2010 6:32:15 AM

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ORIGINAL: lizi

Ok, I give up. I don't want to know.....

It's probably for the best you feel that way.

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/22/2010 6:32:20 AM

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Hey wait a minute, that's my line, Mata Hari, Mistress of International Intrigue and Disguise!
(Mistress does not mean Domme, here)

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/22/2010 6:37:53 AM

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ORIGINAL: choccywoc

Hell of an introduction.

At least I didn't pull that "vodka martini shaken not stirred" routine. Who the hell drinks a vodka martini anyway. Vodka should be served cold, straight up with pepper. A right proper martini is made with Bombay gin, not vodka.

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/22/2010 6:40:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Snuff play?

Wouldn't that be "snuff employment" ?

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/22/2010 6:42:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

Hey wait a minute, that's my line, Mata Hari, Mistress of International Intrigue and Disguise!
(Mistress does not mean Domme, here)

You look very secretive... like a Mata Hari. Come here baby, I think some interrogation is in order!

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/23/2010 1:01:09 AM

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oh I am not afraid.... kill me, I dare ya!!!!!!

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/23/2010 7:34:23 AM

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You look very secretive... like a Mata Hari. Come here baby, I think some interrogation is in order!

(spoken with German accent) I laugh at the face of interrogation! I spit in the face of torture!

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/24/2010 7:18:25 AM

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Snuff play?

mental image of Stevies face stuffed in a can of Skoal

Hey...it's ONE way to keep him away from the cookies.....

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/24/2010 7:20:37 AM

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ORIGINAL: DickSteel

I'f I told you, I'd have to kill you.

tell me....i will keep your secret...i swear!!!

Hang on kids...as soon as he spills the beans, i'll let you know...

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/24/2010 7:37:23 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DickSteel

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ORIGINAL: choccywoc

Hell of an introduction.

At least I didn't pull that "vodka martini shaken not stirred" routine. Who the hell drinks a vodka martini anyway. Vodka should be served cold, straight up with pepper. A right proper martini is made with Bombay gin, not vodka.

::: SIGH :::

Dear Mr. Dick-of-Steel;

A vodka martini IS made with gin, you "fake," you. The vodka martini refers to a "twue" martini in which the original vermouth is replaced with vodka.

Got it? Original martini recipe is mainly gin with DRY (not sweet - yuck!) vermouth. The less vermouth, the drier; a "dry" martini is 1:6 or less. Family joke: For a true "dry" martini, just whisper the word "vermouth" over the gin. (Not so much a joke after my Uncle started drinking "Gin rocks" and was found dead with a tumbler of gin next to his bed.)

ANY "man of international intrigue" knows that definition of a martini.

Oh, wait!........ your secret is a new recipe for a martini..... Well, you've given a hint. The base remains (Bombay) gin, so all we need to figure is your 2nd (and final) ingredient...... BRB.... this link: http://www.martinirecipe.net/ has more than I care to count. And I'm certainly NOT going to open "A Breakfast Martini."

Other sites have martinis with rum as the main ingredient, for G*d's sake. BLEAH! I couldn't even open that link (google is your friend) much less post it here....

Are you keeping up?

Regards, Mr. Lance-is-Hughes

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/24/2010 7:47:55 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

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ORIGINAL: DickSteel

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ORIGINAL: choccywoc

Hell of an introduction.

At least I didn't pull that "vodka martini shaken not stirred" routine. Who the hell drinks a vodka martini anyway. Vodka should be served cold, straight up with pepper. A right proper martini is made with Bombay gin, not vodka.

::: SIGH ::: A vodka martini IS made with gin, you "fake," you. The vodka martini refers to a "twue" martini in which the original vermouth is replaced with vodka.

Got it? Original martini recipe is mainly gin with DRY (not sweet - yuck!) vermouth.

ANY "man of international intrigue" knows that.

Oh, wait!........ your secret is a new recipe for a martini..... Well, you've given a hint. The base remains (Bombay) gin, so all we need to figure is your 2nd (and final) ingredient...... BRB.... this link: http://www.martinirecipe.net/ has more than I care to count. And I'm certainly NOT going to open "A Breakfast Martini."

Other sites have rum martinis with rum as the main ingredient, G*d's sake. BLEAH! I couldn't even open that link (google is your friend) much less post it here....

Are you keeping up?

trying...

k... a vodka martini is not made with vodka, it's made with gin... except it is made with vodka to replace the vermouth...which is why a vodka martini is made with vodka even though it isn't.

The sad part here, folks...Lance totally understood what i just said.

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/24/2010 10:30:59 AM

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I love vodka martini's... YUM

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RE: I can't tell you - 3/24/2010 5:31:18 PM

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