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Trapped in a dressing room - 3/23/2010 6:33:38 PM

sweetboundesire

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The nice thing about being a man-you never get stuck/trapped inside clothes in the dressing room. it said medium-wtf? Whether it's your arms stuck in sleeves to small or a dress you managed to mangle yourself in and seem to be stuck as an amateur contortionist trying to pull a houndini, there is no help for you. No. No one but you can save yourself. There is no way you can run out of the dressing room with a dress half way over your head and your pantied ass hanging out, calling for rescue. This is the scariest moment of dressing room moments. You try to escape the ill-fitted garment, and "riiiiipppp!" there go some seams...you try to be quiet, trying not to pant as you struggle. The clothes are totally Domming you. There is not a soul who can save you but yourself.

Who else has been there with the coming new spring wardrobes needed? What trapped you and how? lol....my recent clothing Domination was a green shirt with sleeves that pinned my arms behind my back. I guess my arms are overweight, who knew? Some seams had to give but i'm a free woman today!

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/23/2010 6:50:05 PM

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I have never had that happen, but it sounds hilarious! Next time, take someone with you to take pictures, then post them!

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/23/2010 7:01:11 PM

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what? you never had this happen? my dear! you try on too few dresses than!
i don't know what possesses a good majority of us womenkind to attempt such feats, trying on that one dress that looked good on the rack only to be stuck with it halfway on/halfway off with no help for miles around! lol

most recent adventure with the binding sleeves taught me how you slowly sweat to lube the shirt sleeve up then with the tips of your fingers(its all you really have at this point) slowly nudge/pull the sleeves in a downward motion, letting the sweat lube do its thing.

the best dressing room dominations usually are dresses...I get trapped at least 3 times a year. lol i'm crafty enough to find escape or just destroy the damn garment finding the joys of naked freedom once more!

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/23/2010 7:02:59 PM

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I am with you sweetboundesire,
and after escape you stealthily put the garment back on the rack.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/23/2010 7:06:36 PM

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quote:

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I am with you sweetboundesire,
and after escape you stealthily put the garment back on the rack.

do not forget to appear complete clueless to why the outfit is completely fubar'd....walk away cat like, you have no idea what happened to that poor garment! it was just not your style. hmph! tail in the air.....

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/23/2010 7:19:24 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetboundesire

do not forget to appear complete clueless to why the outfit is completely fubar'd....walk away cat like, you have no idea what happened to that poor garment! it was just not your style. hmph! tail in the air.....

Nope no idea at all ...

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/23/2010 10:52:55 PM

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You should see my closet. There is very little room in there due to the clothes, most of it bebe, Save the Queen, and Betsey Johnson. In that order. I've got 2 closets crammed with clothes! I try on quite a few dresses, I do.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/24/2010 6:23:47 AM

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quote:

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You should see my closet. There is very little room in there due to the clothes, most of it bebe, Save the Queen, and Betsey Johnson. In that order. I've got 2 closets crammed with clothes! I try on quite a few dresses, I do.

your obviously a professional contortionist. you must teach us your crafty ways...oh darling savage, when will your first lesson in the dressing room begin?

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/24/2010 3:40:44 PM

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Funny and true post, Sweetbound!
A shirred top sundress. I swear the tag said it was my size, but apparently the top portion was made for an elf. i mean, i have lady lumps but it's not like anyone would call 'em "gazongas" or 'nuffin'. i got it mostly over my head and then i was trapped, arms up, one spaghetti strap dangling across my head, my nose barely poking over top, looking a little like Killroy. For a moment, i blinked back at myself in the mirror. i struggled a little this way and that hoping gravity might help by bending forward, then banged my head on the toilet stall sized dressing room wall. Finally, i Hulked my way through the fabric making the elastic threads not quite so elastic-y anymore. If i mess up something at a shop, i buy it out of guilt--i broke someone else's property after all. That day, i went in for a dress, went home with a skirt that needs some altering. i don't even really like the fabric that much. It's not as soft feeling as i thought. BAH!

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/24/2010 3:47:42 PM

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I sooooooooo need to get stuff for spring

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/24/2010 3:50:32 PM

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I can honestly say that I have never been trapped by clothing in a dressing room.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/24/2010 3:52:28 PM

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I do hate when you are in a dressing room and you need a different size but you dont want to lose the room.. that sucks

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/24/2010 6:38:05 PM

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quote:

your obviously a professional contortionist. you must teach us your crafty ways...oh darling savage, when will your first lesson in the dressing room begin?

You're cute!
Lesson 1:

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/24/2010 8:02:46 PM

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savage has mad skills...always envied contortionists...they can pretzel up in a cubical all day and come home never feel stiff sore or tired....not fair!

petmonkey you are waaaay too kind, there is no way in hell i'm buying something i don't love and especially when the fucker traps me in a mini dressing room horror flick. loved your story just the same, the store clerks love you too!

divi, just run your ass naked out of the dressing room, grab that next size and dash back!:) i will be your look out, lol and save your dressing room spot

i need more girly summer tops. love this spring fashion of these roman-era type shirts with pieces tied together, intricate knots and holes here and there...love that style..kinda empressesy....too bad we cant all mission up for a shopping spree and save each other from the bonds of clothing in those desperate dressing room moments.

We may even save a few seams and if not, petmonkey will buy them!

lol

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/24/2010 11:05:41 PM

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quote:

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petmonkey will buy them! lol

Eep!

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 12:50:00 AM

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quote:

i need more girly summer tops. love this spring fashion of these roman-era type shirts with pieces tied together, intricate knots and holes here and there...love that style..kinda empressesy....too bad we cant all mission up for a shopping spree and save each other from the bonds of clothing in those desperate dressing room moments.

We may even save a few seams and if not, petmonkey will buy them! lol

That sounds like the BEST idea I ever heard! Especially the last part!

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 5:38:20 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetboundesire

savage has mad skills...always envied contortionists...they can pretzel up in a cubical all day and come home never feel stiff sore or tired....not fair!
OMG DS does have mad skills she is a cool chick.. I'm still getting the jist of the quote feature .. will wait to attach pics..

divi, just run your ass naked out of the dressing room, grab that next size and dash back!:) i will be your look out, lol and save your dressing room spot
Next time I will.. glad I don't live in Florida.. I hear you cant do shit like that in that State

I agree about the tops.. last years I found were so blousy and not very flattering

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 6:49:04 AM

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Hey that is from Chuck and Larry!

I can totally relate the too small clothes. Mom brought me a dress from Jamiaca and it said medium. It looked roomy though.

Tried it on and my breasts and arms were trapped. I had to yell for Mom to assist me in getting the torture device off without ripping it to shreds.

I gave it to my daughter since she can wear mediums. She loves it to death.

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 7:20:48 AM

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just wondering? Has anyone ever needed to totally destroy a garment to save themselves from it's bonds? Perhaps next time i go shopping I shall bring a scissors! lol

great fashion, oh yes, i think i may swing by the stores with sales today...i need some cute heels for a date this weekend anywho...

spring! doesn't it just make you feel sexy!? i swear the dirty whore in me awakens this time of year, i blame it all on mother nature, queen of whores

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RE: Trapped in a dressing room - 3/25/2010 10:20:29 AM

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quote:

OMG DS does have mad skills she is a cool chick.. I'm still getting the jist of the quote feature .. will wait to attach pics..

If you want help, just let me know. I don't mind sharing.

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