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Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 9:53:21 AM   
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You what ?

The US really needs to get a grip.



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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 10:47:36 AM   
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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 10:48:57 AM   
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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 11:01:07 AM   
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On the other hand....we KNOW where they go.....

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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 11:04:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		How do they market vagisil?

Hey? itchy scratchy ******** get some ***** and rub on your skanky ******* today!!!!!!

It takes the ********* outta that motherfucker like right now!!!!!!!

void where prohibited by law, ********* not sold to whores!!!!

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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 11:11:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Umm so well gee -- don't they know that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina?

I guess they are afraid to confirm same.

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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 11:18:38 AM   
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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 11:18:53 AM   
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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 11:19:03 AM   
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How do they market vagisil?

Hey? itchy scratchy ******** get some ***** and rub on your skanky ******* today!!!!!!

It takes the ********* outta that motherfucker like right now!!!!!!!

void where prohibited by law, ********* not sold to whores!!!!



Too funny!

However, have you actually watched any feminine product commercials? They are so very lame. A young girl (20 something) on a swing with her mother (maybe 30) giving her a gentle push saying "darling, about that itch you mentioned.... Try using this Brand Name product, it works for me."

It's so sad it's actually amusing.

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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 11:20:13 AM   
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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 11:22:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Reminds me of why I laugh at commercials for erectile dysfunction tablets.

Who sits in two separate bathtubs, with their S.O. on a beach, a mountain top, their back yard........over looking the view......in water that must be getting quite chilly???

Ever think it might be the cold bath water causing the problem?


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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 11:24:20 AM   
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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 11:26:42 AM   
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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 11:37:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dontcha know, LaT, separate bath tubs are romantic - even if cold. Being in one bathtub, and keeping warm with body heat, is just icky - who shares the same bathwater? Blech!

lol.

Yes, I find those commercials amusing as well.

We in the states can mention 'erectile dysfunction', but cannot mention 'vaginal itch'. Many mothers call the vagina a 'cookie' or "flower' or 'hoohah', and a penis a 'pee pee' or other odd names, when speaking to their young ones. It's no wonder people are ill-educated about safe-sex practices and family planning.

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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 12:17:02 PM   
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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 1:36:32 PM   
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We in the states can mention 'erectile dysfunction', but cannot mention 'vaginal itch'. Many mothers call the vagina a 'cookie' or "flower' or 'hoohah', and a penis a 'pee pee' or other odd names, when speaking to their young ones.


Yup you guys sure have cornered the market in euphemistic names for genitals that are rather more embarrasing than the real thing. So much so that now I can't even tell when I go shopping if the assistants aren't asking me to feel them up as opposed to upselling at me.

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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 1:39:16 PM   
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Oh wait - that's the clitoris. Nevermind.

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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 1:41:19 PM   
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Yup you guys sure have cornered the market in euphemistic names for genitals that are rather more embarrasing than the real thing. So much so that now I can't even tell when I go shopping if the assistants aren't asking me to feel them up as opposed to upselling at me.

Pirate


And yet, you can imagine my English friend's surprise when I handed her a bag to put around her waist for our hike and told her it was a "fanny pack".



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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 1:52:44 PM   
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RE: Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. - 3/26/2010 1:54:39 PM   
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