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Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/16/2010 2:38:52 PM)

Did you wear panties on the train?




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/16/2010 2:47:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Did you wear panties on the train?


I don't answer knicker-related questions unless they are being asked by someone who I would allow to remove them.

Your crush on my mum, no matter how understandable it is, bars you eternally from that category.




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/16/2010 2:49:26 PM)

Fair enough....


Do you think you mom wears panties on the train?




GoddessImaginos -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/16/2010 2:50:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Did you wear panties on the train?


I don't answer knicker-related questions unless they are being asked by someone who I would allow to remove them.

Your crush on my mum, no matter how understandable it is, bars you eternally from that category.



You people are a HOOT.. *looks for owl smiley of doom*
But then I suppose, it is in the nature of anteaters to in fact BE hoots; thought they are not owls, but must surely be related to them in their wisdom. But what would an anteater know about knickers anyway..?




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/16/2010 2:59:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Do you think you mom wears panties on the train?


I've never asked.

Actually, thinking about it, she just doesn't *get* trains. Like, ever. So no, technically she does not wear knickers on the train. Technically she doesn't wear *anything* on the train.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/16/2010 3:01:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

But what would an anteater know about knickers anyway..?


You see his avatar? The first year he was strung up there on that invisible St Andrew's, a scarecrow threw a pair of panties over his snout. He couldn't shake them off for a very long time.

Poor Mr Floofy-he's never really recovered.

[:D]




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/16/2010 4:23:42 PM)

I intend to bang your mum, in the loo, on a train!

panties or not




sunshinemiss -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/16/2010 5:14:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Did you wear panties on the train?


More importantly, did the train go through a tunnel?




LanceHughes -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/20/2010 9:19:03 AM)

Dear Mr. Anteater;
Why did this thread die?
Is it because you're off somewhere banging someone in her tunnel?
Er,..... I mean "someone in THE tunnel?"
Er,..... I mean "banging someone in her moving loo?"
Er,..... As Emily Litella would say, "Never mind."

<edited to correct the spelling of the name of Gilda Radner's character.>




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/20/2010 9:47:08 AM)

Things grow and then die Lance. All things must pass


George Harrison




Wolf2Bear -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/20/2010 9:51:22 AM)

Hey Anteater,

You think it would be out of character if I simply bearnapped a few people, drag them off to my cave and ravaged them senseless?




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/20/2010 10:13:25 AM)

Dear Mr Floofypootle,

If the thread died and then came back, does that make you the real Jesus II? Is *that* why you spend so much time on that invisible St Andrew's?




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/20/2010 12:58:54 PM)

Bear, it would be totaly in character.


VC...... When you and I and your mom are spending the holidays together, you are going to regret that.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/20/2010 2:17:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

VC...... When you and I and your mom are spending the holidays together, you are going to regret that.
Why-is the cross difficult to get through customs or summat?




LaTigresse -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/20/2010 2:58:52 PM)

Ward........I like her!




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/20/2010 2:59:51 PM)

I like her too June

You can keep her!


Ward




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/20/2010 3:04:13 PM)

1) Ain't nobody keeping me-I'm a FREEEEE SPIRIT, goddamnit!

2) If I was being kept by the woman who was married to the man who was banging my mum, wouldn't that be incest?




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/20/2010 3:06:09 PM)

It will be a nice Poly Family!

June and I and you and your mum and Domi and braniac.

I hope you know how to muck a stall




LaTigresse -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/20/2010 3:06:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

1) Ain't nobody keeping me-I'm a FREEEEE SPIRIT, goddamnit!

2) If I was being kept by the woman who was married to the man who was banging my mum, wouldn't that be incest?



That is soooooooooo last generation. We are the new Poly!




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/20/2010 3:12:04 PM)

Sorry-I'm not being in a poly faily with Domi. Either he goes or I do.

Hard limit.




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