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KITTYLECTRO -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 10:22:11 AM)
Dear Anteater, Has anyone ever dosed your ants? Thank you.

Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 10:22:57 AM)
You mean...other than himself? [;)]

ShaharThorne -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 10:29:10 AM)
I think the ants are laced with angel dust. Not my fault if he goes crazy...

Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 10:31:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne I think the ants are laced with angel dust. Not my fault if he goes crazy... This is a common misperception. Anteaters don't go crazy. They are naturally crazy. It is their way.

VirginPotty -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 1:14:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty Dear Mr. Anteater: I must admit to being turned on by your domliness yesterday on the "Admit" thread. Are ants the only thing you eat?[sm=flash.gif] ANTEATER!!!!!!! 'Ya farkin freak of nature! I askded you a QUESTION this morning and now it's the end of the day for me & still no response?!?!?!?!? [sm=soapbox.gif]

Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 1:20:06 PM)
The Anteater has bills to pay! Don't be such a cunt! Now to your question.......... with a tongue like this, it would be a waste to eat only ants! Incidently, yes I dose My own ants. Good help is so hard to find. And after we break her, VC is gonna be delightful!

heartcream -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 1:23:02 PM)
How did I not see this thread? Yikes, what have I had my head buried in the sand or what? I admit to not reading all the 35 pages. I know, I know, likely gripping stuff... Um, let's see, um eyes look up, fingers tap, what to ask an anteater, what to ask an anteater? Hmmm, gee, tough call*, um... Did you ever want to get a nose job? Love, heartcream

Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 1:24:59 PM)
Much Like Barbara Streisand, I am afraid it would ruin My singing voice. And you know what they say about a guy with a big nose........ HEARTCREAM NEEDS THE CONE!

yourdarkdesire -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 1:32:12 PM)
heartcream - you cracked me up!

Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 1:33:40 PM)
Ya gotta love the hearttcream!

GoddessImaginos -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 1:34:46 PM)
Hi heartcream.. I asked the Anteater about boob jobs, but he didn't have an answer for that one. Guess he has enough boobs in his life..[:D]

Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 1:40:03 PM)
I am sure I answered you!

heartcream -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 2:29:12 PM)
Do we like boob jobs? I would like big fat yummy boobs but I wont get surgery. I am resorting to wishing on stars! Then again, admittedly when I was prepubescent I prayed fervently to not get big boobs.

LaTigresse -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 2:35:49 PM)
Dear Ant aka Ward...........how do I go about giving Heartcream some of my excess?

Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 2:54:45 PM)
June, while I feel for the cream..... I will not give up a single ounce of you! Ward

heartcream -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 5:29:33 PM)
Ah Ward, You are such a fine husband! ~August

Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/21/2010 7:47:37 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Y1z16CsjM&feature=related

VirginPotty -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/22/2010 6:44:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff The Anteater has bills to pay! Don't be such a cunt! [sm=hearts.gif]Love it when you show your domly side!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/22/2010 7:06:18 AM)
Dear anteater, When Sigue Sigue Sputnik sings "shoot it up" in their song Love Missile, do you really think they were talking about rockets? It was a drug culture after all. I believe they are putting an unfair and negative view of missles. Your opinion would be invaluable. Sincerely, Wernher von Braun, Founder Disgruntled Russian Satellite & Rocket Society

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/22/2010 7:35:40 AM)
Dear Anteater, I tried to eat an Anteater but it was too crunchy and the scales got caught in my teeth. What should I do to make him more palatable? Signed, needs steel toothpicks

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