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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/1/2010 7:09:10 AM

favesclava

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Finally !!!! i can leave the 12 hour nursing shift . no more ugly shoes!!!!!
hmmm ahmm mmm, hows your island security? Master will come for me and just want you to be warned he will stop at nothing to get His nursie back.

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/1/2010 7:18:34 AM

DarkSteven

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Level, I will take care of these unruly subs for you, leaving you to bask in the glories of sunrises with a margarita in hand.

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/1/2010 7:27:19 AM

ShellyD

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I am a Registered Nurse, Emergency based so can deal with the nasties that happen...

.Do I get a place in the sun???

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/1/2010 7:41:37 AM

divi

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I want an oceanview room please

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/1/2010 9:11:50 AM

pahunkboy

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Oh cool. I cant wait to move in!

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/1/2010 9:18:07 AM

myotherself

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I bang like a bunny...will that do?

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/1/2010 9:21:15 AM

pahunkboy

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well we cant have sex 24-7. that would be boring. we could talk about current events.

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/1/2010 10:25:41 AM

jbcurious

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Now that I've got my days straight...

Lord and Master... I make a wicked Mojito and would be honered to be placed in the swimming pool bar.

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/1/2010 10:41:14 AM

AquaticSub

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Level
Hot nurse wimmins receive automatic entry. The rest of you slaves, what do you have to offer? Hmm?

Applications taken until midnight, April 1.

DAMN IT I'M LATE! I can get you discounts on comics!

*curls up into a ball and whimpers*

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/1/2010 10:45:07 AM

myotherself

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I could teach everyone to solve partial differential equations...

...inbetween bangin' like a bunny....

I don't have a good feeling about my chances

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/1/2010 11:46:32 PM

DickSteel

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I offer my highly experienced services as the ISO (Island Security Officer). You will rest comfortably knowing that no one can breach the shores of your island paradise or molest the tranquility of your home. More importantly, your island will remain “populated” no matter what you do to them with your dangly bits as no one will be able leave either!

My fee is very modest. All I want is one of the more inexperienced slaves. I'll take the one who's not experienced in slutty sex talk. . . that girl from Spain.

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/2/2010 4:10:22 AM

jbcurious

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DickSteel

I offer my highly experienced services as the ISO (Island Security Officer). You will rest comfortably knowing that no one can breach the shores of your island paradise or molest the tranquility of your home. More importantly, your island will remain “populated” no matter what you do to them with your dangly bits as no one will be able leave either!

My fee is very modest. All I want is one of the more inexperienced slaves. I'll take the one who's not experienced in slutty sex talk. . . that girl from Spain.

Just "assuming the position"...

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/2/2010 5:23:46 AM

intenze

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darn it...missed the deadline.
A shame, I could quote "The Economist" whilst getting a spankin'

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/2/2010 7:28:04 AM

DickSteel

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jbcurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: DickSteel

I offer my highly experienced services as the ISO (Island Security Officer). You will rest comfortably knowing that no one can breach the shores of your island paradise or molest the tranquility of your home. More importantly, your island will remain “populated” no matter what you do to them with your dangly bits as no one will be able leave either!

My fee is very modest. All I want is one of the more inexperienced slaves. I'll take the one who's not experienced in slutty sex talk. . . that girl from Spain.

Just "assuming the position"...

lol... You assume the position well.

If ever I saw someone that needed to be restrained, detained, interrogated and subject to multiple body cavity searches... it is you.

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/2/2010 7:29:39 AM

mnottertail

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Can I be Herve Villichaize so I can look up the girls skirts, boss?

The planes! The planes!

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/2/2010 7:32:03 AM

jbcurious

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DickSteel

quote:

ORIGINAL: jbcurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: DickSteel

I offer my highly experienced services as the ISO (Island Security Officer). You will rest comfortably knowing that no one can breach the shores of your island paradise or molest the tranquility of your home. More importantly, your island will remain “populated” no matter what you do to them with your dangly bits as no one will be able leave either!

My fee is very modest. All I want is one of the more inexperienced slaves. I'll take the one who's not experienced in slutty sex talk. . . that girl from Spain.

Just "assuming the position"...

lol... You assume the position well.

If ever I saw someone that needed to be restrained, detained, interrogated and subject to multiple body cavity searches... it is you.

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/2/2010 7:33:49 AM

jbcurious

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DickSteel

quote:

ORIGINAL: jbcurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: DickSteel

I offer my highly experienced services as the ISO (Island Security Officer). You will rest comfortably knowing that no one can breach the shores of your island paradise or molest the tranquility of your home. More importantly, your island will remain “populated” no matter what you do to them with your dangly bits as no one will be able leave either!

My fee is very modest. All I want is one of the more inexperienced slaves. I'll take the one who's not experienced in slutty sex talk. . . that girl from Spain.

Just "assuming the position"...

lol... You assume the position well.

If ever I saw someone that needed to be restrained, detained, interrogated and subject to multiple body cavity searches... it is you.

Awaiting your inspection Sir....

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/2/2010 12:57:37 PM

girlygurl

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Dag gum it! I'm too late. Just my luck

sad girly

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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/2/2010 3:47:15 PM

Level

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All the females applying are accepted. Even those missing the deadline (I'm normally anal retentive about being punctual, but will make an exception).

Ron, Steven, and Steel can hang out.

*puts pahunk on a dingy, with some water and a couple of cheese sandwiches, and points him towards PA*

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Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
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RE: Wealthy master now seeking to populate my island - 4/2/2010 4:00:31 PM

intenze

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yay! Thank you Master Level oh god-like one Sir!

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Namaste, bitches!

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