lally2
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ORIGINAL: lally2 a Natural History programme a while back. little baby penguins were trying to get out to sea through the melt-ice to feed, some made it, some got eaten by leopard seals - (laughing at self, not penguins) - slightly over the top, but that is how it feels for some people trying to get through the maze of varying people, types, agendas and personal priorities. its a jungle out there for clueless newbies. Oowrr! Oowrr! Oowrr! *leopard seal talk for "come here little girl, I want to eat you"* you are sick sick sick - another caption could be: '..... a two headed penguin - how kinky can i make this....' what i love is the obvious conversation going on there. First head: i dont see a seal, do you Second head: nope no seal there First head: thank god for that Second head: which direction shall we go in First head: any fucking direction already -
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So all I have to do in order to serve him, is to work out exactly how improbable he is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give him a fresh cup of really hot tea ... and turn him on!
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