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My daughter's cute litttle tea set! - 4/9/2010 12:09:38 PM

Mercnbeth

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A long time ago one day my wife was out, and I was in charge of my 2 1/2 years old daughter.

Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys.

I was in the living room reading the evening news when she brought me a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my wife came home.

I made her wait in the living room to watch her bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'

My wife waited, and sure enough, here she came down the hall with a cup of tea for her Daddy; and she watched me drink it up.

Then she said, (as only a mother would know),

"'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

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RE: My daughter's cute litttle tea set! - 4/12/2010 5:32:58 PM

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RE: My daughter's cute litttle tea set! - 4/12/2010 10:30:28 PM

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You know I love you, Merc, but....

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RE: My daughter's cute litttle tea set! - 4/15/2010 4:57:21 PM

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But seriously, I appauld you. It is the duty of any man with a daughter, who would consider himself to be a good father, to sit down on the tiny chair and attend her tea party.

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RE: My daughter's cute litttle tea set! - 4/16/2010 11:03:08 AM

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Rofl, that's awesome and too funny at the same time!! Lol.

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RE: My daughter's cute litttle tea set! - 4/16/2010 11:32:16 AM

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lol now that is a good one, of course only a mother would think of that

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RE: My daughter's cute litttle tea set! - 4/16/2010 7:12:12 PM

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Sir,
That is too funny! lololol.

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RE: My daughter's cute litttle tea set! - 4/17/2010 8:31:59 AM

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