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lusciouslips19 -> Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:06:20 PM)

I have broad shoulders and have been asked if I box. Ive said "suck my dick" more than once as a last word.....



Aylee -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:08:54 PM)

Yep.



Jeffff -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:11:31 PM)

A bit of an effeminate dude



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:13:43 PM)

Now people are perving me lookin for an Adams apple, I presume!



Jeffff -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:14:23 PM)

Wear a scarf!



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:15:57 PM)

I gots my Isaac Mizrahi dog collar on!



mnottertail -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:16:40 PM)

its all kosher then



Voodali -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:17:00 PM)

I don't know.  I've recently suspected that I might be a dude also.  I enjoy violent video games, my place is a mess, I can't stand talking about weight loss or babies, and I have been known to respond to "Sir". I once cross dressed at a gay bar, and had a sock in my pants, and asked a transvestite to suck my sock (which surprisingly, she did)
I wonder how many others suspect they might be dudes, and whether you require an actual penis to be one, and whether said penis has to be attached to your body by flesh, or whether a harness will do.



Voodali -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:18:19 PM)

Regarding the adam's apple, I did perv for it, but the angle of your head cleverly disguises it.



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:21:42 PM)

I know. Im so clever!



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:24:07 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

its all kosher then



Pure beef and blessed by a higher authority.[:D]



Icarys -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:32:38 PM)

Anyone with a close up of that mug can't deny it![:D]



Voodali -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:35:23 PM)

Come to think of it, dudes have been known to have nice legs.  Somewhere I heard that a lot of stocking ads use male legs instead of female because of their natural length and leanness.
If you suspect yourself of being a dude, but aren't sure, you might try the following test: Attach the following to your genitalia http://media.photobucket.com/image/ball%20parachute/dungeonsdownunder/mrx%20folder/cock%20and%20ball%20toys/spikedballparachute.jpg with some heavy weights.  If you experience discomfort in your genital region, you are probably a dude.  If you experience a sudden discomfort on top of one or more feet, you are probably not a dude. (unless you attached it wrong)



Icarys -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:39:01 PM)

I think the pecker is tucked up and hidden by that crossed leg!

Reminds me of a movie..I would say puts the lotion....but Ron has said that already today:>(Awesome movie)



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:44:00 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Icarys

Anyone with a close up of that mug can't deny it![:D]


Shorty, thats not my face, its my belly button.[:D]



Icarys -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:46:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


quote:

ORIGINAL: Icarys

Anyone with a close up of that mug can't deny it![:D]


Shorty, thats not my face, its my belly button.[:D]

Uhhgg![:D]



Wolf2Bear -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 2:52:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Now people are perving me lookin for an Adams apple, I presume!


I need a cock shot photo as proof.



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 3:01:00 PM)

Ok, but remember, I'm from Chicago.[:D]

[image]local://upfiles/485766/0CAFDDCE1D1B4D6D949277A81F754C4C.jpg[/image]



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 3:02:39 PM)

My WEINER is VERY spicy!



Wolf2Bear -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 3:04:50 PM)

Hot damn lushy...marry me!



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