truesub4u
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A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
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>"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in
>our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"
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>The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package
>in the driveway.
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>She brought it inside, opened it ...
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>and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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>Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.
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