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Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/14/2010 6:32:00 PM   
trueshadow


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Status: offline 		Require your sub to do your taxes. 

I am doing mine (with a few breaks...) and damn I just hate this.  Facing this as a prospective punishment would not be pleasant.  It would never be considered 'funishment'. 

Variations:  reorganizing filing cabinet, going through hundreds of receipts, and (worst of all) trying to understand a nice little tax instruction booklet. 

I submit, Ma'am!  Please, please...Not the taxes!!!!!
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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/14/2010 6:55:59 PM   
Venatrix


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Status: offline 		On your knees, bitch, and get out the calculator.

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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/15/2010 8:26:53 AM   
SomethingCatchy


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Status: offline 		This made me laugh, because Tink jumped at the opportunity to get our taxes done this year. Granted he had a professional doing it for him (for free) on post, but I still giggled.

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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/15/2010 2:49:49 PM   
pyroaquatic


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Status: offline 		I have done taxes before. My father owns a business so he has tons of receipts.

Doing paperwork has never bothered me. I would like to think it was my reading speed. EDIT: It took me 36 hours. LOTS of receipts.

My retention is poor of late.

*run program excel.exe*

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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/15/2010 4:20:17 PM   
AlexandraLynch


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Status: offline 		That's an excellent one. Mine, however, works in any season....

The books need to be dusted and catalogued.
ALL the books.
I have over a thousand running feet of bookshelf, most of it full. Some of it double-stacked.


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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/15/2010 5:19:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Venatrix

On your knees, bitch, and get out the calculator.

OMG, i'm dying laughing here!!!

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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/15/2010 5:21:18 PM   
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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/15/2010 5:33:51 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: pyroaquatic

You tease me so Good Lady. That is a wet dream and a half.



Is it bad that I agree with Pyro, but only because I love the idea of getting to rummage through so many books? The 'dusting' and the 'as a punishment' bits aren't half so sexy...


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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/15/2010 5:45:11 PM   
realtime62


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Status: offline 		But taxes are fun!

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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/15/2010 6:13:30 PM   
SweetDommes


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Status: offline 		Pyro, you can come clean up my book collection anytime

As for taxes, fortunately, mine are easy now ... the worst part is that I now have to keep track of my medical expenses for the whole year, instead of only until I get enough to send them to my flex account.

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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/16/2010 12:32:55 AM   
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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/17/2010 1:48:16 AM   
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ORIGINAL: AlexandraLynch

I have over a thousand running feet of bookshelf, most of it full. Some of it double-stacked.



I think I just feel in love with you!
Books are my great passion.

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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/17/2010 5:57:26 PM   
DesFIP


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quote:

ORIGINAL: AlexandraLynch

That's an excellent one. Mine, however, works in any season....

The books need to be dusted and catalogued.
ALL the books.
I have over a thousand running feet of bookshelf, most of it full. Some of it double-stacked.



No problem. Just realize it's not going to be done quickly. Let's see, reading one book a day it will be all done in about ten years. I think every room ought to have bookshelves.


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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/19/2010 8:38:35 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		As a tax accountant, that made me giggle!! Hire a professional, it's worth the time saved!

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RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I - 4/19/2010 9:01:38 AM   
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