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RE: An Apology - 4/17/2010 4:57:43 PM   
Aileen1968


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Status: offline 		My first thought when I read this was.....PUSSY!
Never apologize for humor. If they can't take a joke then they suck.
A word of advice....they really love Anne Frank, dead baby and Michael Jackson jokes. They go over big here.

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RE: An Apology - 4/17/2010 5:48:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		As the Op of the thread in question and as someone who is affected by the grounded flights in Europe (mother and sister stranded in Amsterdam – and yes, I am once against going to bitch about the cosmic injustice that it is them and not me stuck in a city with legalized pot, prostitution and cool art museums) I would first like to say that I personally was not at all offended by it. It is the nature of threads to drift and even have side currents (Lord know I’ve gone down a few myself).

I also admire anyone with the guts to apologize. What other people think of it is irrelevant – the fact that the person apologizing felt the need to and had the guts to do so is the only thing that matters. Well, that and what the person being apologized to thinks.

All that aside, a little humor – even in the midst of trouble or even tragedy can be a good thing. It helps to relieve tension. Now me? I’ve been trying to come up with a joke involving Domiguy mistaking the volcano for a giant menstruating pussy and dying while trying to fuck it. Somehow, though, I just can’t quite work it out. I’ll keep trying.


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RE: An Apology - 4/17/2010 6:25:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

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ORIGINAL: MasterCord
I have written to the offended party directly to offer  the same sentiment.


Pussy.

I thought your satire was nicely done, and on point. Considering that other natural disasters are considered fair game for political exploitation, why not this???

I think the point was, given how quickly these matters can get out of hand, that such a satire belonged in the Politics and Religion forum.

There, no one would have batted an eyelash.

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RE: An Apology - 4/17/2010 7:01:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Marc2b
As the Op of the thread in question and as someone who is affected by the grounded flights in Europe (mother and sister stranded in Amsterdam – and yes, I am once against going to bitch about the cosmic injustice that it is them and not me stuck in a city with legalized pot, prostitution and cool art museums)


You forgot the white asparagus again.


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RE: An Apology - 4/17/2010 7:27:29 PM   
Marc2b


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You forgot the white asparagus again.


Uhm... my drug lingo is limited to... certain areas. If white asparagus means heroin (we are talking about Amsterdam after all ), I'm not interested. A drug that makes you paranoid and impotent never had any appeal to me. If on the other hand you mean actual white asparagus, well I never liked asparagus of any color and lucky me - I've got a chronic digestive problem that gives me an excuse not to eat it.

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RE: An Apology - 4/17/2010 7:32:44 PM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		There once was a chap named Domiguy.
Who one day flew the friendly skies.
Far down below, was a terrible volcano,
Belching lava - don’t ya know.
And it would bring about the Guy’s demise.

For you see our friend Domiguy,
Looked down and there he did spy,
“The biggest gash I ever did see!”
“Whoa mama! That gash is for me!”
And he forgot that he couldn’t fly!

He leapt from his seat and raced to the door!
Something the passengers did loudly abhor.
A stewardess tried to restrain him!
Shouted he above the panicked din:
“Get off of me you whore, that gash I adore!”

Testosterone fueled, he flung open the hatch!
(the stewardess he had kicked in the snatch)
With a mighty heave he leapt into space!
A look of pure lust etched on his face.

The plane I must say is okay.
It all amounted to mere delay.
Some passengers were spooked.
By what all agree was a kook.
But the stewardess was sore for a day.

Now let us return to Domiguy.
Plummeting rapidly through the sky.
He let loose his cock,
Which was harder than rock,
And then flung his arms open wide.

Bigger and bigger in his view,
That ultimate gash did grew.
“Get ready to take it bitch!”
He shouted at high pitch!
“I commit my jizz unto you!”

Now I’ve already told you he dies.
Yes, I am afraid he’s quite flash fried.
Despair not I say, my advice do not spurn!
I am quite confident of his return!
After all, we’re talking about Domiguy.


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RE: An Apology - 4/18/2010 5:53:20 AM   
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that would be perfect, cept ya forgot to mention momma and trucks and trains and rain...oh yeah and prison.....

(with apologies to DAC)

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RE: An Apology - 4/18/2010 11:59:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		I don't believe you had to apologise, you said what you said and that was just a person being themself.  But as you have, you are very kind and in good will, I'll apologise for my outburst also.  It's all good.

the.dark.

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RE: An Apology - 4/18/2010 5:20:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RCdc

I don't believe you had to apologise, you said what you said and that was just a person being themself.  But as you have, you are very kind and in good will, I'll apologise for my outburst also.  It's all good.

the.dark.



Pussy

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RE: An Apology - 4/18/2010 5:20:58 PM   
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RE: An Apology - 4/18/2010 5:23:29 PM   
domiguy


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b


Now I’ve already told you he dies.
Yes, I am afraid he’s quite flash fried.
Despair not I say, my advice do not spurn!
I am quite confident of his return!
After all, we’re talking about Domiguy.



Well, I was drunk the day my mom got outta prison....

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RE: An Apology - 4/18/2010 5:50:28 PM   
JstAnotherSub


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ORIGINAL: domiguy


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b


Now I’ve already told you he dies.
Yes, I am afraid he’s quite flash fried.
Despair not I say, my advice do not spurn!
I am quite confident of his return!
After all, we’re talking about Domiguy.



Well, I was drunk the day my mom got outta prison....


blasphemy!  its maw, not mom....

yankees....bless their hearts

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RE: An Apology - 4/19/2010 2:30:50 AM   
RCdc


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

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ORIGINAL: RCdc

I don't believe you had to apologise, you said what you said and that was just a person being themself.  But as you have, you are very kind and in good will, I'll apologise for my outburst also.  It's all good.

the.dark.



Pussy


Oh Jeffff - call me that again...  only harder.

the.dark.

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RE: An Apology - 4/19/2010 2:34:50 AM   
RCdc


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Might as well have blown the dude....geeez.


Nah.  Ron is the only dominate that get's that (so I'm told).

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RE: An Apology - 4/19/2010 6:52:37 AM   
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Well, I was drunk the day my mom got outta prison....


That just confirmed to Sanity that your truly a white guy.  

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RE: An Apology - 4/19/2010 10:48:40 AM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		He's just trying to "pass". But I usually leave hillbilly music for the hillbillies to do. But in this case, with Marc around I might just have to pick up a guitar. Figure I'll start with an F, go to a G directly and link it with an A. Should sound ok ya think ?

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RE: An Apology - 4/19/2010 2:36:23 PM   
MasterCord


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ORIGINAL: RCdc

I don't believe you had to apologise, you said what you said and that was just a person being themself.  But as you have, you are very kind and in good will, I'll apologise for my outburst also.  It's all good.

the.dark.


"Pussy" charges we are both being hit with aside :) .......well...it is all good. We now return you to your originally scheduled forum, already in progress.....

Rob

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RE: An Apology - 4/19/2010 3:38:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MasterCord

In the recent thread on the Icelandic volcano situation, I elected to post what at the time I saw as a satirical response designed to provoke a few grins.

One of the people here took great exception to what I'd posted, and posted their own angry response to my post.

I do not want to defend the post I made. Hindsight being 20/20, it is especially vivid when you realize that you have in many ways been insensitive and I did not stop to think about how some people were truly suffering in the wake of this event.

So to anyone offended by that post, I hope you will accept my apology for having put it up there.

I have written to the offended party directly to offer  the same sentiment.

MC

I respect and admire this.  You're OK in my book.


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RE: An Apology - 4/19/2010 4:29:28 PM   
SimplyMichael


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Status: offline 		If you start apologizing every time someone is offended, you are going to either have to speak in pablum or spend your life apologizing because someone will ALWAYS be offended. I say fuck em!

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