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zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 7:15:53 PM)

I just got tired of *sob* not being true to my nature, y'know? and I shouldn't have to, dammit. *busts into tears*




GoddessImaginos -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 7:17:25 PM)

::oh noes:: *passes zephy another tissue*




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 7:18:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

too slow slowpoke, I got away by the skin of my beak!!!! yah ptoooey and penguin rasbberries, you cant catch me




I ain't worried, you gotta sleep sometime




Musicmystery -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 7:20:02 PM)

Don't let her fool you--she simply lost a bet.

[image]http://hisvorpal.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/polar_bear_hockey.jpg[/image]




stella41b -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 7:22:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

It's a very simple goddamned question.





Zephyr took the blue pill, and it turned her into a polar bear. And now nobody seems to be able to find any of the penguins.



The penguins are fine, just a little lonely. They're currently involved in a game called Farmville and being exchanged as gifts among people playing Farmville on Facebook.




GoddessImaginos -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 7:23:19 PM)

I just realized that I don't know WTF's going on around here, either.
I just ran into a profile from a sub, who claims to be a schoolteacher, but said they were looking for a "Dominate"..
[sm=Groaner.gif]
That's about par for the course..




Wolf2Bear -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 7:23:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

It is the way of the bear to not hide photographic evidence, unless it will help avoid prison time. *nods sagely*


Pardon me but since when did you become the spokesperson regarding the way of the Bear?????

The way of The Bear is not to hide evidence, it is stealthily stalking your prey, always remaining out of sight, prowling...stalking...stalking...and when they least expect....POUNCE.  Them you maul, paw, fondle, nibble, licl lick bite bite and nuzzle the helpless prey.




GoddessImaginos -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 7:26:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

It is the way of the bear to not hide photographic evidence, unless it will help avoid prison time. *nods sagely*


Pardon me but since when did you become the spokesperson regarding the way of the Bear?????

The way of The Bear is not to hide evidence, it is stealthily stalking your prey, always remaining out of sight, prowling...stalking...stalking...and when they least expect....POUNCE.  Them you maul, paw, fondle, nibble, licl lick bite bite and nuzzle the helpless prey.



That would be about the time I realized I had a bear totem. The way of the bear is to molest all hunnypots and masquerade as lawn furniture.




Marc2b -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 7:36:38 PM)

And the whirly-gig goes on.

(just enjoy the ride [;)])




flcouple2009 -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 7:38:47 PM)

Well you know things took a turn when all of those submissive women started mouthing off




Wolf2Bear -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 7:40:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

It is the way of the bear to not hide photographic evidence, unless it will help avoid prison time. *nods sagely*


Pardon me but since when did you become the spokesperson regarding the way of the Bear?????

The way of The Bear is not to hide evidence, it is stealthily stalking your prey, always remaining out of sight, prowling...stalking...stalking...and when they least expect....POUNCE.  Them you maul, paw, fondle, nibble, licl lick bite bite and nuzzle the helpless prey.



That would be about the time I realized I had a bear totem. The way of the bear is to molest all hunnypots and masquerade as lawn furniture.


OOoooohhhhhhh  those bears.




Missokyst -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 7:45:20 PM)

I don't know about anywhere else, but there sure isn't any fucking going around here.




Musicmystery -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 7:49:09 PM)

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That would be about the time I realized I had a bear totem. The way of the bear is to molest all hunnypots and masquerade as lawn furniture.


I'm concerned about those penguins. Polar bears don't usually go to the Southern hemisphere---and somehow bipolar bears just seem to pose some challenges...




Dubbelganger -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 8:03:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

Purple, because ice cream has no bones. Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!




LaTigresse -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/17/2010 8:18:05 PM)

I have no clue about your 'here' but MY 'here' is going fabulously.

A busy and wonderful 24 hours of weekend so far, too much to write about (would bore everyone anyway) but it ended with BBQ chicken (my homemade BBQ sauce) cooked on the grill, baked beans, my fantastic (if I do say so myself) potato salad, a bown of fresh mixed melon and some cherry pie for dessert. Shared with some of my favourite people. Two of which are just over 3 feet tall and are freshly bathed and sleeping soundly in the spare bedroom. Two exhausted dogs are sacked out on my bed.




Termyn8or -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 2:26:14 AM)

Around HERE ? My place ? How much time you got ? I got a couple of people who want to kill each other and am holding them at bay, but tomorrow is another day. Sometime in the next couple of months a bankruptcy will be to my advantage, so off to the lawyer's office. My car makes a clunk when I back up a certain way and we have to determine of it is a ball joint or whatever. People still crank the tunes and forget to turn the amp fan on, so I might be looking for another amp eventually.

In other news Cuba and Venezuela are still not yet under US control, so they will be watched closeley and fucked with until they get sick of it and actually do something. My buddy still wants to go there and is learning Spanish. Another buddy wants to go to Afghanistan to make good money so he is seeking empolyment with KBR or Blackwater. Another is bidding on jobs, and another just started a job after being out of work for just a bit too long. Another buddy just bought a brand new fully dressed Harley, and being his second bike, is again thinking of getting the endorsement on his license. With the Woman here, the phone rings so much that you would think we are dope dealers but we are not. My gas guage told me earlier that it is time for gas. The alarm system is again fucked up on my my car and opens the hatch every time I use reverse, so I figure I need either a pair of wire cutters or a bungie strap.

And people wonder why I don't answers the damn phone. I work almost twenty hours a week and I don't have the time. Seriously !

But if you are talking about around there, someone made stupid post to which I provided a stupis reply. Now if you mean in the world as a whole, I have a different stupid reply. Just ask.

T




VaguelyCurious -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 2:32:27 AM)

Around here? Thumping house music at 10.30am from somewhere downstairs. Rumours of imminent pancakes. Sunshine.

'I'm so glad to see you' sex two bedrooms below mine that I can *still* *hear*.




sunshinemiss -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 2:45:34 AM)

The people are all turning into animals. I don't know either. But maybe we should go to Easter Island.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 3:38:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

::oh noes:: *passes zephy another tissue*


*snifles and blows nose* It's just hard, especially having a Master who is a Caribou. Do you have any idea how hard it is to not hunt him down, to resist the urge?




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 3:41:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Don't let her fool you--she simply lost a bet.

[image]http://hisvorpal.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/polar_bear_hockey.jpg[/image]


I did not! He cheated, honestly he cheated!




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