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milking with electricity - 4/20/2010 9:44:48 AM   
darin1


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RE: milking with electricity - 4/20/2010 9:55:50 AM   
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RE: milking with electricity - 4/20/2010 10:41:49 AM   
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RE: milking with electricity - 4/20/2010 10:44:40 AM   
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RE: milking with electricity - 4/20/2010 1:30:23 PM   
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. . . just nevermind those truck batteries behind the curtain.

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RE: milking with electricity - 4/20/2010 2:37:59 PM   
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RE: milking with electricity - 4/20/2010 4:48:41 PM   
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RE: milking with electricity - 4/20/2010 6:01:43 PM   
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Oh...this is the introduction section, you may have more luck having your dream come true in the personals ads side of CM.

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RE: milking with electricity - 4/20/2010 6:09:58 PM   
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a sub ( I think that's what an sb is)


I bet it's short for sumbitch.


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RE: milking with electricity - 4/20/2010 6:13:30 PM   
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RE: milking with electricity - 4/20/2010 6:35:59 PM   
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You know.... I used to think that I was really odd...........


Maybe you could put a lock and some steel banding around your anteater snout with a pretty gold lock and you and the OP could go out some time drinking electrified milk, like the foam on beers, like a coupla twins!

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RE: milking with electricity - 4/20/2010 7:01:17 PM   
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The avatar seems to be sending mixed messages.
When you are spread eagle against a barn door presenting a bare back, a bare arse and dropped strides....you just have to wonder.

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RE: milking with electricity - 4/20/2010 7:04:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: lizi

a sub ( I think that's what an sb is)


I bet it's short for sumbitch.



Nothing quite so exotic, I suspect. My guess is it's textspeak for 'somebody'. So, whilst we might excuse him for his kink-centred introduction, I don't think we can forgive him for textspeak <insert violent shudder here>.

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RE: milking with electricity - 4/21/2010 2:28:43 AM   
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RE: milking with electricity - 4/21/2010 10:07:20 AM   
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RE: milking with electricity - 4/21/2010 11:17:33 AM   
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RE: milking with electricity - 4/21/2010 4:22:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

You know.... I used to think that I was really odd...........

What happened... did you just stop thinking? ... cause anyone capable of thought knows you are odd.







< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 4/21/2010 4:23:48 PM >

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RE: milking with electricity - 4/21/2010 4:25:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		Jefff . . . . have you noticed that the OP is in the same anteater pose as you?

... only he is fucking a knothole in a fence.

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RE: milking with electricity - 4/21/2010 4:28:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Jefff . . . . have you noticed that the OP is in the same anteater pose as you?

... only he is fucking a knothole in a fence.

LOL


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RE: milking with electricity - 4/21/2010 4:29:47 PM   
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