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JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 9:51:45 AM   
lusciouslips19


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< Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 4/21/2010 9:52:03 AM >

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 9:56:28 AM   
MistressHolly71


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Status: offline 		No idea. I've never had an anteater for a stalker.

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 9:57:03 AM   
afkarr


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Status: offline 		Put out for domiguy so he'll off Jefff out of jealousy.

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 10:03:13 AM   
VirginPotty


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

What should I do???


<<<This
<<<<Then this
<<<<Nuff said

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 10:04:07 AM   
Musicmystery


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
JEffff is stalking me.

What should I do???


Close your eyes and think of England.

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 10:13:52 AM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		he's kinda cute.   maybe take him home and keep him as a pet?

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 10:14:28 AM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		Send him my way.  I need a guy or two to lift this TV up on the entrainment center.

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 10:20:37 AM   
BKSir


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Status: offline 		Poison his ants?

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 10:20:53 AM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		That's because you have "ants in your pants".

[eta #1]

Just put one of these in your panties or if you are 'sans pants' then stuff one in your "anteater love pocket" and he will stop stalking you sooner or later.



They're guaranteed . . . says so right on the box.

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.... or use this like a feminie hygene spray:



[eta #3]

.... or douche with this:






< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 4/21/2010 10:36:02 AM >

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 10:27:29 AM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		Damn...I thought I got rid of those suckers.

Any one got some ant killer on them?

Hello?  anyone there?  Damn it...


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You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex! -Lola, Kinky Boots

Founder: Bitch with Tits

Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 11:01:57 AM   
LaTigresse


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

What should I do???


And this is a problem why??


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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 12:09:32 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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(whoops, I meant LIE still!)

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 12:21:23 PM   
ShaharThorne


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From: Somewhere in TX
Status: offline 		I no longer need some help with the TV.  Maintenance came by and I sweet talk them into helping me.  They even had the right sized air filter for the AC unit.

Give me two minutes to play with the ropes...err, I mean the cords for the DVD player...


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You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex! -Lola, Kinky Boots

Founder: Bitch with Tits

Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 12:26:48 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		Hmm....well, if its a bad thing and you want it to stop, you could  pour out all his beer and replace it with sparkling water.  This would require actually going into the lions den (or anteaters den a the case may be) but if you arm yourself with mushy girl feelings and cutsie toy poodles, you should be ok.

< Message edited by WinsomeDefiance -- 4/21/2010 12:28:54 PM >

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 1:48:16 PM   
windchymes


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Status: offline 		Bang him.  Like a screen door in a hurricane.

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 2:24:17 PM   
Wolf2Bear


Posts: 3204
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Status: offline 		Stop, drop and give him a blow job.

edited to ad: while you're down there...Ron may want a blow job too.


< Message edited by Wolf2Bear -- 4/21/2010 2:25:17 PM >

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Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I'm the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul
I'm gonna work it 'til your totally blown

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 2:31:19 PM   
girlygurl


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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 2:49:11 PM   
pegbundy


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Status: offline 		Enjoy being worshiped by all the girls he is not haunting while he's busy stalking you.

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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 2:53:01 PM   
Jeffff


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RE: JEfff is stalking me. - 4/21/2010 3:16:19 PM   
lusciouslips19


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quote:

ORIGINAL: pegbundy

Enjoy being worshiped by all the girls he is not haunting while he's busy stalking you.


I guess I could take one for the team....

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