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ShaharThorne -> Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 3:43:15 PM)

...of their penis.  This is the second one within a 24-hour period.  All this does is making me report their profiles because it is clear that they do not have a brain to think with.

Can I just spew soda on the monitor and keyboard because my Lizard does look over my shoulder often (especially when I am checking the forums for fun).




LadyEllen -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 3:59:04 PM)

You must just be lucky. I've never had so much as one cock shot. Plenty of dicks, but no cock shots.

E




thornhappy -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 4:04:52 PM)

Level has a great cock, and will gladly sent you a pic!




LadyEllen -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 4:17:25 PM)

To be honest I find theyre a bit like elephants - you get big ones and little ones, but theyre all pretty much the same, wrinkly and weird looking.

E




JonnieBoy -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 4:24:01 PM)

Sorry ... miss read that as "I did not ask for a shit" ... just as well as that wan't in an "Ask For A Master" thread.

You'd pro'ly have got plenty of shots more in one of those though.

Pirate




Phoenixpower -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 4:28:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

To be honest I find theyre a bit like elephants - you get big ones and little ones, but theyre all pretty much the same, wrinkly and weird looking.

E


Adores Lady E [:D][:D][:D]




Level -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 4:33:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

To be honest I find theyre a bit like elephants - you get big ones and little ones, but theyre all pretty much the same, wrinkly and weird looking.

E


Kinda like babies, they all look like Churchill.

thorny, if only Warhol were still alive, he could do an entire wall painting of it for me... [:)]




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 4:35:01 PM)

WAIT!!!  Warhol's dead????  See what happens when I don't pay attention to the news??




DarkSteven -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 4:51:34 PM)

PM sent.  [8D]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 5:00:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Level has a great cock, and will gladly sent you a pic!


Funny thing, the other day I noticed that a coworker's coffee mug has a pic of a large rooster on it. I had to laugh because my first thought was "Omg I've got to tell Level about this, there's a coffee mug with a pic of his cock out there....probably more!"

Then I forgot.....[>:]




Level -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 5:01:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

WAIT!!!  Warhol's dead????  See what happens when I don't pay attention to the news??


*debates on telling Linea about JFK*




yourdarkdesire -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 5:02:13 PM)

I wanna know how come Shahar gets all the good stuff!




Level -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 5:05:45 PM)

zephy, I spoke to Andy from the great beyond, and voila:

[image]http://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/naked-neck-rooster-warhol-style-susan-baker.jpg[/image]




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 5:09:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level


quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

WAIT!!!  Warhol's dead????  See what happens when I don't pay attention to the news??


*debates on telling Linea about JFK*


What about JFK?????

eta:  Nice cock(s), Level




Level -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 5:12:14 PM)

quote:

ydd:

I wanna know how come Shahar gets all the good stuff!


Don't feel bad, I'm starting a Hawt Ukrainian Nurses fan club. [8D]

quote:

Linea:

What about JFK?????


Errrrrm, nothing. The president is... fine... yeah, that's it....[:)]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 5:15:10 PM)

*sawoooooooooooonnnns*

:::THUD:::




divi -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 5:46:22 PM)

I never get cock pics !! All I get are people looking to give me a job




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 5:50:56 PM)

If I was a mod, I'd concider that an abuse of the report function. Report functions are for actual offenses, or breaking site rules, not cause someone sent you a dick pic and you didn't like it.

quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

...of their penis.  This is the second one within a 24-hour period.  All this does is making me report their profiles because it is clear that they do not have a brain to think with.

Can I just spew soda on the monitor and keyboard because my Lizard does look over my shoulder often (especially when I am checking the forums for fun).





GoddessImaginos -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 5:51:59 PM)

This is what happens to Level's cock when he isn't paying attention:

[image]local://upfiles/851383/960B4BF165384F49A340A4753690656A.jpg[/image]




ShaharThorne -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/24/2010 6:42:48 PM)

[sm=gaah.gif][sm=hissyfit.gif][sm=rant.gif]

Thanks for the humor, guys.  It is that I am getting viewed by the slaves while they are in chastity gizmo.   I don't swing that way...but give me a switch, a paddle or riding crop and I would be in heaven.

These people do not understand what I have written on my profile, mainly that I am not looking at this time.  I have enough on my plate with Bo, Lizard and my Mom.  Not to mention Little Bit and Binx on this end and blind Georgie with my mom.

Excellent Warhol pic, Level!

Now..if there is a picture of a cock into shibari, my life would be complete.




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