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RE: How did your first love end? - 4/26/2010 3:46:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy
I kind of fell in love with Teri Krueger back in the eighth grade. Teri was really sweet loved to make out and I could take off her pants in my fort by the river. Alas, our love could not withstand the heaving and beautiful breasts that I found upon Jessica Torcino. Jessica Torcino had huge tits and as a bonus she wasn't even retarded or nothing. What are the odds of that shit?


That depends. Are we talking garden variety retardation that most with the big tits have or the actual clinical retardation? If it's the latter, the odds are pretty good. If it's the former, it's nearly impossible.


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RE: How did your first love end? - 4/26/2010 4:12:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist


Note to self: Find some batman stickers and get a hell of a lot of Crayons. Let me see, if a kiss cost 1 crayon, what I want to blackmail her into will take ... um.... carry the one ... ah there we go; 986,423,862 crayons.





I am afraid, i am very afraid lol.



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RE: How did your first love end? - 4/26/2010 4:28:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: barelynangel
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist


Note to self: Find some batman stickers and get a hell of a lot of Crayons. Let me see, if a kiss cost 1 crayon, what I want to blackmail her into will take ... um.... carry the one ... ah there we go; 986,423,862 crayons.


I am afraid, i am very afraid lol.

Now, now . . . there is nothing to be afraid of.
You trust the church don't you? You aren't afraid of nuns...
. . . and short people are harmless, midgets cant hurt you.
Every girl likes ponies. When you were a little girl, didn't you want a pony?
Well, what if you had a chance to be the pony? Wouldn't you like that?

See, nothing to be afraid of.





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RE: How did your first love end? - 4/26/2010 4:39:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		grins, oh i feel soo much better now lol. Thinks about being the pony -- mmmm, kinky! grins, but i am more of the ride the stallion type of girl -- i would say bareback with just my long legs holding on -- but that may give the wrong idea.

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RE: How did your first love end? - 4/26/2010 5:08:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: barelynangel
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist


Note to self: Find some batman stickers and get a hell of a lot of Crayons. Let me see, if a kiss cost 1 crayon, what I want to blackmail her into will take ... um.... carry the one ... ah there we go; 986,423,862 crayons.


I am afraid, i am very afraid lol.

Now, now . . . there is nothing to be afraid of.
You trust the church don't you? ==> no I don't
You aren't afraid of nuns... ==> yes I am...they are hiding underneath a sack...
. . . and short people are harmless, ==> no they arent
midgets cant hurt you. (have to decline....dunno what midgets are
Every girl likes ponies. ==> I don't. They stood on my foot and bit me into my back....I can't stand ponies....
When you were a little girl, didn't you want a pony? ==> certainly not....a dead one ok...but not a living one...
Well, what if you had a chance to be the pony? Wouldn't you like that? ==> naah...certainly not

See, nothing to be afraid of. ==> everything to be afraid of...are you taking classes at Hollys LO???







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RE: How did your first love end? - 4/26/2010 7:28:56 PM   
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My first love ended in heart break I only recently found out that I ment nothing to her. She openly admittedly that she was using me to buy her things and laughed at me.


She told me to go, told me to stay, told me to go, told me to stay, so one day I packed a few belongings and went. It was the hardest thing I have ever done in my life, and I do not want to repeat that, for it nearly killed me. I still have feelings of guilt about that and wished many times I could turn back the clock, but at the time  both of us were not in a good place, but I could not take the abuse and violence anymore.


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RE: How did your first love end? - 4/26/2010 7:38:34 PM   
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How did your first love end?


This depends upon your definition of love.

Let's see... the first hearthrob I had was when a cute strawberry-blond tomboy with freckles moved into the neighborhood. She was 8, and lived three doors down from me. I was 6 at the time.

Besides playing, we sometimes rough-housed together. Besides having an alpha personality, she was also a little bigger and tougher than me... so she would always win. These episodes produced my first sexual sensations, so I didn't discourage or seek to avoid them.

Then a year later, her family moved away. No advance warning. One day I knocked on her door, and no one answered. The people who lived on the same floor in a different flat told me that they moved. I never saw or heard from her again...

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RE: How did your first love end? - 4/26/2010 7:54:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		In terms of a real relationship, on an adult level, it never did. We are still great friends. Now in the realm of learning about love, she ripped my heart out and squished it in front of me for a guy with a cooler bicycle.

I loosened his handlebars the last week of school.

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RE: How did your first love end? - 4/26/2010 9:18:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: barelynangel

Well my first love began when he blackmailed me into kissing him saying he would tell i broke his crayon if i didn't, but it ended when another boy put his batman stickers on my braids and said i was his girlfriend.

Grins, ahhh memories of 1st grade.


How the fuck can anyone claim to have been "blackmailed into" kissing anyone???

You are now borg ... suck my leather.

Ahhhh ... memories of fucking honesty.

You are my girlfriend.

Pirate

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RE: How did your first love end? - 4/26/2010 9:34:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: JessicaSavage

I got bored with him and dumped his whiny ass for a better guy.  I've always traded up lol.


If you're Savage ... try me.

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