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Jeffff -> Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 6:17:59 AM)
Not get it when I say I am not interested in their shallow asses? Why don't they understand that they are not nearly as pretty as they think they are? Sure, I would bang em, but then they are gonna want to talk and fuck everything up. What's wrong with these girls? I am just expressing My opinion. Why can't they deal!

ShaharThorne -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 6:45:35 AM)
They did not receive training at a slave camp. A slave takes what is dealt to them with pride and know that there is no cuddling and speaking time after sex. Vanilla women just want the tender side of sex, especially when they are in the afterglow.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 6:52:03 AM)
. . . gags . . . use more gags. It prevents that whole talking thing.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 7:24:22 AM)
What it is, right, is that they know that you want to bang their mums instead of them. And, deep inside, that really hurts. [:D]

GreedyTop -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 7:32:28 AM)
snort (btw, VC.. you're cute ;) )

LaTigresse -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 7:33:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Not get it when I say I am not interested in their shallow asses? Why don't they understand that they are not nearly as pretty as they think they are? Sure, I would bang em, but then they are gonna want to talk and fuck everything up. What's wrong with these girls? I am just expressing My opinion. Why can't they deal! They do not like to be told 'no'. I love to tell them 'no'.

Kana -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 7:35:54 AM)
Duct Tape solves this.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 7:38:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious What it is, right, is that they know that you want to bang their mums instead of them. And, deep inside, that really hurts. [:D] hugs VC and glares at Jeffffffffffffff BASTARD!!!!!

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 7:43:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth hugs VC and glares at Jeffffffffffffff BASTARD!!!!! sob...thanks, Zephy...you know what would really help? Sympathy revels...sob PS: the flying monkey just called me cute. This is ridiculous. I will not take such insults from someone who is both cute by virtue of being a monkey and cute by virtue of being airborn (sp?). That just takes the biscuit.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 7:49:12 AM)
quote: sob...thanks, Zephy...you know what would really help? Sympathy revels...sob* Awwww you know I would if I could but Revels aren't sold here; you actually have better access to them than I do. Sorry sweetie. turns and glares at Jeffffffffffff again

Smutmonger -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 7:51:51 AM)
Because deep down, they know they have loose holes and really suck at giving blow jobs. quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Not get it when I say I am not interested in their shallow asses? Why don't they understand that they are not nearly as pretty as they think they are? Sure, I would bang em, but then they are gonna want to talk and fuck everything up. What's wrong with these girls? I am just expressing My opinion. Why can't they deal!

LaTigresse -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 7:58:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana Duct Tape solves this. For me there is nothing to solve........I prefer someone I can actually have an interesting discussion with.

Silentrunner26 -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 7:59:13 AM)
I was thrown out a strip bar Saturday when we walked in I opened my mouth and said " I thought we where going to see some hot women not stick figures " . I am not allowed to go on any more guys nights unless I am sober .

KMsAngel -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 8:03:16 AM)
i'm not classically attractive, i'm no longer young, i like talking, i don't do casual sex, i haven't given a blow job in a long time, i'm way down here..... i don't know what a revel is. i wouldn't bang an anteater, i'm straight... i'm totally screwed, aren't i? [:(]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 8:03:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Not get it when I say I am not interested in their shallow asses? Why don't they understand that they are not nearly as pretty as they think they are? Sure, I would bang em, but then they are gonna want to talk and fuck everything up. What's wrong with these girls? I am just expressing My opinion. Why can't they deal! But they can put on sexy stilettos and not have leg cramps and butt spasms the next day. old limpin lushy

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 8:05:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel i don't know what a revel is. Iz Choklit Flavard Hapeeeness of the Hiyest Order

favesclava -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 8:07:14 AM)
i used to have the same problem with guys. want to cuddle and talk. just let me sleep. but that was then and Master likes to cuddle , so i changed my tune.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 8:15:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel i don't know what a revel is. Iz Choklit Flavard Hapeeeness of the Hiyest Order That's misleading, sometimes they're coffee flavoured [:'(]

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 8:20:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel i don't know what a revel is. Iz Choklit Flavard Hapeeeness of the Hiyest Order That's misleading, sometimes they're coffee flavoured [:'(] It's like chocolate Russian roulette-sometimes you have to take the bad with the good!

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 8:25:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel i don't know what a revel is. Iz Choklit Flavard Hapeeeness of the Hiyest Order That's misleading, sometimes they're coffee flavoured [:'(] It's like chocolate Russian roulette-sometimes you have to take the bad with the good! Orrrrrrrr just find something else so there's no nasty surprise, like a nice Dairy Milk bar or....oh wait a GALAXY bar!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmm

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