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RE: how big is too big? - 5/1/2010 1:16:21 PM

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hello domiguy

where can i begin. it has been a long journey lots of surgery and a constant need to use a air cushion whilst knitting.

my bowels have been an issue since i became a slave back three years ago when i first dived into the scene. i pass wind all the time and i cant eat grapes. it makes me like the river nile. one person referred to it as mud butt and charged for me for his carpet cleaning. i cant recall not being able to walk up stairs or push a trolley in a supermarket without some form of passing product from my hole.

i have tried aloe vera gel with a little jell-o to cool my problem. unforntunatley after a recent accident i have been banned from the local spa. i would not recommend any sports which force you to use your abdominal muscles. javelin is a no no.

i can email me you a picture of my latest scars to show comparion over the years.

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ty jimbo.. I no longer love grapes ..

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/1/2010 1:43:04 PM

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And I can no longer face jello, let alone grapes. And why in the HELL would you have pictures of your scars over the years? Good Lawdy Lawd, more disturbing images are NOT needed.

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/1/2010 1:59:39 PM

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Guess he took it literally .... there's always room for jello ..

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/1/2010 5:27:23 PM

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/1/2010 6:05:35 PM

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Im glad this room is virtual.

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/1/2010 6:23:41 PM

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Ain't that the truth.

I'ma thinkin we're being "enfilwope'd".

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/2/2010 12:16:29 AM

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I have to admit to some...ROFLMAO.

Sorry, I will TRY to be serious. <takes a deep breath>

If you're having a lot of bowel trouble, tell your doctor...many people have irritable bowel syndrome and need to stay away from several foods. Some people have "bowel intolerances." My mom's go nuts (fart factory) if she has coffee, my son's spews when he has too much wheat. Keep a food diary and help your doctor take care of this.

Second, if your anus has so many scars already...scar tissue doesn't like to stretch. We already had a thread about a news article about a guy from Washington dying...erm...let's just say something too big went up his bottom and his bowels perforated. Be careful so that we're not reading about YOU in the news, okay?

About the leakage. A friend of ours had problems with her bladder, and after she (pardon the pun) pissed off my mother by soaking mom's chair...whenever I gave her rides in my car, I insisted she be wearing an adult diaper, and yes, I checked her waist band area for the diaper first.

Yeah, I'm such a trusting soul.

(I also bought her first batch, and took her shopping to find the right one, as well as for the type of pads hospitals use under people who might mess up the bed.)

Just because someone leaks doesn't mean they're off the hook for being responsible for their body fluids.

There are probably tight rubber pants for swimming as well. They came up with a solution for toddlers swimming, a special swimming diaper. There should be something for adults...find out.
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To avoid bad smells from a diaper or whatever, there are pills for that. Chlorophyll (can't spell it) tablets, that are made for that purpose...it's funny, but some people are right...their sh*t DOESN'T stink.

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/2/2010 7:11:06 AM

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what do you all recommend as lube? ive heard that honey mixed with GT-85 gives a real ride effect to it. and it lasts, and is of course water proof.

gracious lady, i appreciate being able to enjoy it all for longer, but i have to be careful with my frail bowel movements, particularly in the summer. im 69, but i think im just going to go for it and put it down to experience. i'll be keeping my phone near by thats for sure in case i need to phone an ambulance.

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If your having bowel issues perhaps anal play is not a good thing until you chat with your doctor? Also, since your an older gent don't do any anal play in the morning. Heart attacks happen at a higher rate in the morning hours because of metabolic actions and nerve stimulation in the rectum can trigger an irregular heart beat.

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/2/2010 7:36:37 AM

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Looking at your profile and looking at your pic :

You are under 5' tall and weigh 180 lbs ? You hide your weight really well. You also mention being an expert at Weight Watchers ? By your pic I would say yes, by your info I would say no ? Very confusing.

You're an expert at ass play and strap on's, yet a beginner with vibes ? Seems very odd, but hey... that's just me.
You're an expert at ass play and strap ons, yet you don't know what lubes to use ?

In one of your entries, you suggest you want to talk to " the Farmer " about being anally taken by his cows ? HUH ????
At 69 years of age, you surely must realize that cows are female.

You're an expert at many very technical aspects of BDSM and been a slave for 3 years , yet you are a BDSM beginner. Possible I guess, but again .... odd.

For some reason, I just can't take your questions as anything more than looking for wank material.

But just in case you are for real : tell me what big city East Angular, Mexico is near and I might be able to give you the name of a good MD in case the new dildo adventure goes awry.

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/2/2010 4:53:50 PM

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Well hello there

Many thanks for your input. I agree since scarring has happened there has been a drop in the elasticity of my crevice. I've been using a skin moisuriser mixed with tanning cream to try and make the area a little more 'normal' due to the whiteness of the scar tissue. East Angular is a small region near La Primavera. I own a small farm there where I raise rabbits which I sell to medical experimentation facilties across America.

I am saddened to think that people still believe that I am not a geniune human being. I thought that we lived in a democratic society where people are tolerant of other peoples beliefs. I would have thought that on a BDSM site especially you wouldn't be prejudiced but alas here we are. To all the genuine posters that have been aiding me in my plight for spiritual enlightenment via a strap on dildo I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

As a sidenote I am attempting to arrange a 'Murder Mystery' event, my landlord is being a little uncooperative in getting this to go ahead in the basement flat that I live though. I am hoping to get 7 people to come and dress up in 'Futuristic' costumes, so anything that is sci-fi will do. I have a stormtrooper outfit in a cupboard somewhere which I will dig out and wipe down. Anyone that comes as Darth Vader will get to put there lightsaber where the sun don't shine.

I do have difficulty with my weight and have estimated how much I weigh, I may be a little lighter than I have stated in my profile but I'm still all man.

I regret to inform you all that since attempting the 'king kong' dildo I have had to attend further anal surgery which another member whom I have been in discussions with will verify. You will be glad to learn that the proceedure was a flying success and the doctor expects a full recovery providing I avoid inserting anything larger than 5 inches in diameter.

I can legitimately provide photos for those that are concerned about my welfare and/or that this is a windup. I want to thank those of their geniune support for my journey, for which I am grateful.

P.s. My english not so good which is why I was unaware of the grammatical difference between the gender naming used for creatures of the bovine persuasion.

Yours,
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RE: how big is too big? - 5/2/2010 6:06:17 PM

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I think your English is very good .

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/3/2010 3:47:20 AM

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You just love "mixing" stuff up dontcha?

I still say "enfilwoper".

That storm trooper outfit wouldn't happen to be pastel pink and green would it? Nahhh, couldn't be, that was the Easter Bunny Dom.

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/3/2010 5:27:25 AM

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Jimbo,

So sorry to hear about the King Kong dildo mishap. I once tried to eat the ol' 72 ouncer at "Chuck's House of Vittles and Fixins" which ended with a trip to the ER. Sometimes our eyes are bigger than our stomachs/rectums. Such is life.

I hope you manage to get your party off the ground without too much of a snafu.

I am delighted to hear that you are on the mend and would like to know if I should send flowers or would you prefer a donation to a favorite charity?

Get plenty of rest and you should be up and inserting in nothing flat.

Your friend,

Domi

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/3/2010 7:28:57 AM

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I am delighted to hear that you are on the mend and would like to know if I should send flowers or would you prefer a donation to a favorite charity?

Just don't send him a fruit basket.

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/6/2010 7:56:41 AM

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hello everyone

does anyone have experience of large scale dildos? ive just bought the biggest strap on i could find online, now I'm not a stranger to whipping things up there but this thing is gigantic!!

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Not sure about the dildo but everytime I see your avatar I wonder how your schnauz would feel against my bleached bum hole during oral.

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RE: how big is too big? - 5/16/2010 10:35:14 AM

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Actually if anything hurts, stop, that's the golden rule.

That's a terrible rule!

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RE: how big is too big? - 6/20/2010 6:15:50 PM

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common sense? ~jewels

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