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anal bleaching? - 5/2/2010 5:02:46 PM   
subjim2010


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Status: offline 		Okay, let's get this straight, I'm not a prima madonna but this topic has always intrigued me.

Since the recent surgery (please read my other topic) I am now in a position to consider bleaching my anus.

I have seen documentaries on television with people receiving this treatment by trained medical professionals and wondered if I can achieve the same results 'in house'.

I have a bottle of toilet bleach and thought if I applied it carefully enough it would have similar effects to specialised anal products. I read a story about a child that sat in a bath in bleach and ended up completely white so it clearly works!

My question is, has anyone here had anal bleaching done and where the results pleasing? I often look at my anus using a digital camera to check it's appearance at least once a month so this area is very important to me. I also aim to please others that come into contact with it on a regular basis so my endeavours are also for them, it's not an entirely selfish act which I am considering here.

Any information or advice that you can give to me will be of great benefit to me and I hope that I can be of some help to others over time by posting my thoughts to other peoples topics.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/2/2010 5:04:58 PM   
kiwisub12


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Status: offline 		If your anus is a toilet, then toilet bleach should work. ... if it isn't , then it probably won't.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/2/2010 5:08:42 PM   
smartsub10


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Status: offline 		The bleach in household products is chlorine bleach.  It will not bleach your skin, if anything, it is corrosive and could cause a painful burn in such a tender area.

Seriously, you should check with a doctor, preferably a cosmetic surgeon who specializes in skin bleaching, before you expose yourself to dangerous chemicals.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/2/2010 5:16:11 PM   
January


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Status: offline 		Hey subjim,

You are hilarious! I can't stop laughing at your post! A CM BDSM stand-up comedian. Seriously, you are very clever and outrageous. And kinda gross. I hope you're entertaining yourself, too.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/2/2010 5:25:23 PM   
subjim2010


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Status: offline 		How could you possibly believe this is a joke? I appreciate I'm relatively new to the scene but I thought I would receive a bit more support than I have received thus far.

Thanks to the first two posters, I am going to try a small discrete area of my skin before I 'dive in' with the anus. I will inform you of my progress once I commence the experimentation, I am really looking forward to seeing how things turn out and am very optimistic to say the least.

Yours,
Subjim

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/2/2010 6:05:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Household bleach should not be used on the anus or any other mucous membrane. Putting it on your skin is one thing... it will burn, but DO NOT put it on or in your anus.
Supposedly you just had anal surgery jim, wise up and leave your asshole alone for a while. It really needs a break.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/2/2010 8:37:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: subjim2010

Thanks to the first two posters, I am going to try a small discrete area of my skin before I 'dive in' with the anus.

You should drink some first, to ensure the purity and quality of the bleach.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/2/2010 8:44:18 PM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		Subjim,

Is there any way to document your progress? It would be nice to maybe see a before and an after.

I once had a sub that had a very dark anus...To this very day I am still uncertain if it was because of her ancestry or poor hygiene.

I find this subject to be fascinating.

I can only hope that your endeavors are successful and you are soon the proud owner of a new nifty pink anus.

Please keep us posted.

Domi

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 5:28:20 AM   
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I have a bottle of toilet bleach and thought if I applied it carefully enough it would have similar effects to specialised anal products.
No one can be this stupid.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 5:29:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

I have a bottle of toilet bleach and thought if I applied it carefully enough it would have similar effects to specialised anal products.
No one can be this stupid.


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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 5:29:02 AM   
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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 6:13:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: scifi1133

Actually you know there are some people out there that can be.
*sigh*

i know...and sadly it generally has nothing to do with the IQ.


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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 6:14:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		This makes me question exactly how pristine your own anal cavity is.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 6:20:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

This makes me question exactly how pristine your own anal cavity is.
hang on.....i'll get back to ya.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 6:44:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: subjim2010

How could you possibly believe this is a joke? I appreciate I'm relatively new to the scene but I thought I would receive a bit more support than I have received thus far.

Thanks to the first two posters, I am going to try a small discrete area of my skin before I 'dive in' with the anus. I will inform you of my progress once I commence the experimentation, I am really looking forward to seeing how things turn out and am very optimistic to say the least.

Yours,
Subjim


You may be new to the "scene" but according to your profile you are 69 years old. So you are not new to common sense or at least you shouldn't be. But you can't see how someone would think this was a joke? Let us know how it works our for you, but please no pictures.





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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 12:59:55 PM   
SexySea


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Status: offline 		Are you insane?  When I was a nurse it was people like you that we laughed at during lunch break.  You will do permanent damage to your anus if you try to use any kind of at home beaching solution and for God's sake, why would you want to do this anyway?  You seem to be totally obsessed with this little part of your anatomy and maybe you should speak to a professional as to why.  You seem a little anal rententive.  (Sorry I couldn't resist)

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 1:36:34 PM   
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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 1:43:12 PM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		OP - you might consider buying bleach with a directional nozzle. I can only imagine how bad you'd feel if your anus was bleached to the colour of snow, but you also bleached your man-fur at the same time.

Nothing says 'don't touch me!' more to a woman than a man with ugly yellow pubes and bleach spots on his balls.

I only tell you this because I care.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 2:10:37 PM   
afkarr


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Status: offline 		Weird as it may sound, according to the results of a google search, this practice seems to be not unheard of in the gay community, there are products sold for home use for this purpose.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 3:18:55 PM   
kiwisub12


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Status: offline 		He's straight? with his obsession with the colour of his anus, i assumed he was gay. My bad!




and yes, that is a stereotype too. heck, i am learning new and bad things about myself today.

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