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are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 5:51:29 AM   
subjim2010


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Status: offline 		Hello everybody,

Another update for those that are following my trials and tribulations.

Yesterday while travelling to visit a 'friend' I was stopped by security at the local airport. I was pulled to one side and asked to surrender the contents of my bags. i was a very disheartended at the prospect of having my "tools" paraded on show for all to see.

one officer asked what my dildo was for and having the attachment for my car battery made it an embaressing situation. one gentleman who was very good looking asked if i owned these and what was my intent. what had made matters worse was my porcealin jug had been smashed in travel in the taxi. having an item that holds almost 12 litres had landed me in a spot of bother.

has anyone else had any incidents such as this happen to them and how did you pursue legal support? i have had to agree to have my "tools" siezed until further notice and i will have to pay to retrieve a family heirloom which is a particular farming instrument i am desperate to regain ownership of.

is it simpy the fact that i was trying to cross the border with a bag of farming and DIY items rather than clothes that made me a suspicious target?

Yours
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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 6:48:42 AM   
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one gentleman who was very good looking asked if i owned these

Thou dost protest too much perhaps?

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i will have to pay to retrieve a family heirloom which is a particular farming instrument i am desperate to regain ownership of.

Speculum perhaps?

Well, even a pencil dildo can be used as a weapon with malicious intent ... Seriously, I would think it's an "occupational hazard" to travel with any tools of the trade, whips, chains, nipple clamps, etc., It would be interesting to see what airport-security stories arise out of this one ...

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 7:12:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		We need more info Jim. Were you stopped in by Mexican security, US security or Central American security ? The laws probably differ country to country. In the US you can pack your toys and travel with them. I put mine in my checked baggage, not my carry on. But sex toys are illegal in Alabama and ownership of 6 or more dildos in Texas is illegal. I don't know how well enforced these laws are tho.

If you were stopped in Mexico, I suggest you look up  " travel restrictions " from your country's  government website.

I take it your anal surgery from the King Kong Dildo accident went swimmingly. Just a few days later and you are up and traveling about like a champ and whitening your anus. Most anal surgery performed here in the states requires a rest period and leaving your a-hole alone to heal. Since you refrence  seeing  a  "friend " I am guessing you had some new fangled surgery that makes you good to go immediately. The miracles of modern medicine never ceases to amaze me.



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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 7:20:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		Not to ask the obvious, but what the hell were you doing "carrying" a porcelain jar that holds 12 liters?

In this day and age, trying to fly anywhere with even a full bottle of shampoo is a problem. And how do you get a 12 L jar in the luggage? Your trials and tribulations, as you call them, are getting funnier by the post. Keep it up, I need a good laugh and you're providing it.



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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 7:29:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: subjim2010

Hello everybody,

Another update for those that are following my trials and tribulations.

avidly!

Yesterday while travelling to visit a 'friend' I was stopped by security at the local airport. I was pulled to one side and asked to surrender the contents of my bags. i was a very disheartended at the prospect of having my "tools" paraded on show for all to see.

I think, based on your recent postings, that 'gutted' might be a more appropriate term...

one officer asked what my dildo was for and having the attachment for my car battery made it an embaressing situation.

you should wire it to the mains - much smaller attachments

one gentleman who was very good looking asked if i owned these and what was my intent.

How did he react when you said 'shove it up your ass'?

what had made matters worse was my porcealin jug had been smashed in travel in the taxi. having an item that holds almost 12 litres had landed me in a spot of bother.

Surely as it was broken it wouldn't hold almost 12 litres? Just sayin'...

has anyone else had any incidents such as this happen to them and how did you pursue legal support?

I've never had this incident happen to me, jim - I believe you may be unique

i have had to agree to have my "tools" siezed until further notice and i will have to pay to retrieve a family heirloom which is a particular farming instrument i am desperate to regain ownership of.

Shouldn't have tried to smuggle a combine harvester out of the country! Painting it purple and writing 'iPod' on the side ain't gonna fool anyone

is it simpy the fact that i was trying to cross the border with a bag of farming and DIY items rather than clothes that made me a suspicious target?

No, it was because you were walking like you had 3 kilos of crack up your...well... Asshole surgery takes a while to recover from

Yours
Subjim



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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 7:57:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		Next time, look the agent straight in the eye and say "sex toys". But you need to research what is legal to bring into the country you were entering. And many people find it cheaper to leave stuff home and buy simple toys at the new place; after all rope, wooden spoons from a grocery store and rubber bands are all very effective and easy and cheap to buy and not bother to pack.

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 9:47:17 AM   
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But sex toys are illegal in Alabama and ownership of 6 or more dildos in Texas is illegal.


a. How do you know that? :)
b. I wonder the criteria for the 6-or-more rule? (given only 3 readily available holes)
c. Blue laws never cease to amaze me ...

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 10:03:56 AM   
maybemaybenot


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ORIGINAL: pompeii

quote:

ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot
But sex toys are illegal in Alabama and ownership of 6 or more dildos in Texas is illegal.


a. How do you know that? :)
b. I wonder the criteria for the 6-or-more rule? (given only 3 readily available holes)
c. Blue laws never cease to amaze me ...



LOL... I have a pretty good memory and have a surplus of useless info stored in my little brain. I read  a list of weird laws related to sex a long time ago, a few stuck out in my mind.

I Googled it  for you.. it explains the Texas Legislatures foundation for the 6 or more rule. Funny stuff. I like the part that Butt Plugs aren't illegal because the rectum is not defined as a sexual orifice.

http://current.com/entertainment/wtf/88811256_live-in-texas-own-6-or-more-dildos-youre-a-felon.htm

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 10:25:50 AM   
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thank you for sharing maybemaybenot

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 10:26:47 AM   
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But sex toys are illegal in Alabama and ownership of 6 or more dildos in Texas is illegal.




I am never going to Alabama or Texas!

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 10:34:56 AM   
maybemaybenot


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Status: offline 		I think you'd be Ok in Texas. I'm sure Level knows some high powered Dildo attorneys.
But seriously Aileen, you are a greedy little betch. You couldn't make do with five dildos for a week or so ?

Spoiled brat !

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 10:36:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		Do they go door to door doing dildo checks lol ?

Dildo police ?

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 10:42:48 AM   
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Do they go door to door doing dildo checks lol ?

Dildo police ?


QUICK where should we hide them???!!

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 10:43:18 AM   
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I think you'd be Ok in Texas. I'm sure Level knows some high powered Dildo attorneys.
But seriously Aileen, you are a greedy little betch. You couldn't make do with five dildos for a week or so ?

Spoiled brat !

                                mbmbn


I am confused by this. Are we referencing the attorneys as being high powered? Or the dildos?

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 10:43:42 AM   
divi


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Status: offline 		its okay doll.. we dont have to hide them.. mine are registered lol

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 11:02:12 AM   
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You couldn't make do with five dildos for a week or so ?

Spoiled brat !

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I need eight. One for each day of the week and two on Sunday.

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 11:15:00 AM   
maybemaybenot


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Status: offline 		LMAO Peg.
I get  -5 points for grammer today !

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 11:16:24 AM   
maybemaybenot


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QUICK where should we hide them???!!


They are called " insertables"  for a reason.

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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 2:53:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		In Mexico, I have no idea.  But I understand that there are many things that become "legal" in Mexico if the right palm is crossed with money.

Dildos and sex toys are not entirely legal in several states in the US.  They may be illegal to possess in quantity, or to sell.  Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, and Georgia are often mentioned, but I have not looked up all of their laws.  I believe that some other states may also have old laws on the books that are not enforced.


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RE: are dildos illegal? - 5/3/2010 3:24:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Jimmy,

You didn't really give enough details of exactly where you were traveling and what type of farming instrument was confiscated.

I have heard that as you get down closer towards the border that authorities are now using silicon sniffing canines to try and weed out the pervs. Was this how you got caught? Or was it just the customary bag search that is conducted before one boards?

I am always pained when I hear of someone losing an important family heirloom. Far too often these items are irreplaceable.

My mother had the ashes of my Uncle Franz confiscated when she was flying back from Istanbul. The authorities were confident that my Uncle Franz was heroin. They arrested my mother and she was detained in a Turkish Prison for the next 37 months. We never saw Uncle Franz again.

I'll tell you, boy,...That heroin is a fickle mistress, whether she goes by Smack, Dope, Junk, Mud, Skag, Brown Sugar, Brown, 'H', Big H, Horse, Charley, China White, Boy, Harry, Mr. Brownstone, Dr. Feelgood you will be caught and you will do your time in a Turkish Prison.

jimmy, I hope you get back all of your possessions and you have no further run ins with the heat....Whether you call them the po-po, 5-0, coppers, cherry tops, bacon, Barney, feds, dicks, heat, fuzz, manny, pig, pork, the brass, the fuzz or Johnny law....I hope you avoid them and stay out of harms way.

Your friend,


Domi






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