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pegbundy -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/3/2010 3:27:59 PM)
Domi - you seem to have too much familiarity with far too many terms for both heroine and officers of the law. I am officially skeerd of you!

UniqueRaven -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/3/2010 8:20:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot LOL... I have a pretty good memory and have a surplus of useless info stored in my little brain. I read a list of weird laws related to sex a long time ago, a few stuck out in my mind. I Googled it for you.. it explains the Texas Legislatures foundation for the 6 or more rule. Funny stuff. I like the part that Butt Plugs aren't illegal because the rectum is not defined as a sexual orifice. http://current.com/entertainment/wtf/88811256_live-in-texas-own-6-or-more-dildos-youre-a-felon.htm i've been in that store (Forbidden Fruit on 6th) many times over the years. And yes, it is exactly like that.....every dildo is labeled as an "educational" tool, they even have condoms nearby that you can buy to put on your "demonstrative model." And all my out of state friends wonder why when i tell them that to buy any decent toys in Austin you have to order them from out of state - we simply don't have anything in shops here. But we have lots of strip clubs - even full nude ones! [8D] Hmmmmmmmm............hee hee!

pompeii -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/3/2010 11:58:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot http://current.com/entertainment/wtf/88811256_live-in-texas-own-6-or-more-dildos-youre-a-felon.htm Oh oh ... I'm counting my "educational models" and "demonstrators" in my toy bag right now ... (1) A large penis-shaped "educational model", (2) three hand-held whipping "demonstrators", (3) assorted "mouth protectors" (4) vibrating, um ... battery-operated "sensation tester", (5) adjustable leather light-blocking "sleeping device", (6) clover ... um ... dual clover-shaped "cigarette holders" with attached holding chain, ... (7) .. ooops ... that's all I'm allowed or I'm a felon in Texas! BTW, that part about if the penis slips and touches the anus, even for married consensual sex, causing a "class C misdemeanor" in Texas is sobering!

pompeii -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 12:06:13 AM)
Good thing I didn't have "vaginal facsimile" as love dolls are also apparently illegal in Texas! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_obscenity_statute Wow. Rough state when it comes to proclivities.

SailingBum -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 12:55:03 AM)
Yes some of the time but not in the republic that the sun sets in the north. I think that should clear this matter up. Dewey, Cheetem and Howe

sunshinemiss -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 3:08:44 AM)
I was threatened with arrest and deportation if I claimed my toys from Fed Ex... sigh The toys were terribly run of the mill. I'm sure that somebody put them on the black market and made a bit of cash. Oh well.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 3:15:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss I was threatened with arrest and deportation if I claimed my toys from Fed Ex... sigh The toys were terribly run of the mill. I'm sure that somebody put them on the black market and made a bit of cash. Oh well. Well thats why I travel with a Cest Pulsar! [:D]

sunshinemiss -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 3:16:48 AM)
showoff.

GoddessImaginos -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 3:17:38 AM)
I still say that it's (can I make this part any clearer?) *NOBODY'S BUSINESS* (neither local law, federal law, church fathers, biological fathers, the old biddies at the hair salon, etc.) what I do in the privacy of My or some other consenting adult's home with My body, their body, the toys we brought, and so forth, and no, a marriage license is not required. I am a grown Woman and a decent human being. I will do and share as I please while causing no harm. No bullshit blue law is going to stop or change that. End of story.

GoddessImaginos -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 3:23:14 AM)
Yes sunny, I know you're camping out in a place that makes such dildo-waving patriotism very difficult, bless your heart for having a chance to experience the world as most of us never will. But blue laws are a real sore spot that offends My indelicate freethinking sensibilities. Feh, I say. "The law is an ass, an idiot.." ~ Mark Twain

sunshinemiss -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 3:26:37 AM)
Just because it is nobody's business (I agree) it doesn't change the fact that sometimes it is wiser to just not fight a particular battle when someone else makes it their business. There really is a power dynamic in the world, social mores really do have oomph. Not everyone has the social freedom to do as they please. We may say we do, we may judge others for their decisions, but it does not change what is truly happening. Best, sunshine *edited because what's silly and stuff in my head sounds way bitchy in black and white.

GoddessImaginos -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 3:35:02 AM)
I've had a snippet of experience with the reality of social mores here and there, sunny. I honestly did not fall off the idealistic turnip truck yesterday. I am a Witch with BDSM tendencies, I have had to masquerade and blend in and make nice for most of My adult life; they used to burn folks like Me at the stake, remember? I will continue to masquerade and blend more or less in for the sake of the life that I am building with My family. I will also continue to fight for the inalienable and simple rights and prerogatives that I believe are Mine and every other consenting adult's by birth. I shall and will continue to think that way, reality notwithstanding.

sunshinemiss -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 3:37:15 AM)
Am I to understand you are having a masquerade ball and all the people are dressing as turnips? I have a radish costume that might fit the bill wink. I'm totally down with you, darling. I think you know that. smooch.

GoddessImaginos -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 3:39:25 AM)
climbs down off of soapbox because it's too damn early in the morning No radish costumes, sunny dear. you'z already a peach.. [:D]

Level -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 3:41:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 quote: ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot But sex toys are illegal in Alabama and ownership of 6 or more dildos in Texas is illegal. I am never going to Alabama Me neither, those dicks. quote: or Texas! Bullshit! [>:] Get down heah!

Level -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 3:43:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot I think you'd be Ok in Texas. I'm sure Level knows some high powered Dildo attorneys. But seriously Aileen, you are a greedy little betch. You couldn't make do with five dildos for a week or so ? Spoiled brat ! mbmbn She is a hateful betch, talking about Texas like that.... being in love hasn't cured her, mb. [&o]

Level -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 3:46:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven But we have lots of strip clubs - even full nude ones! [8D] Hmmmmmmmm............hee hee! Ummmhmmm.... or so I've heard. [:)]

Drifa -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 5:01:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pompeii quote: ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot But sex toys are illegal in Alabama and ownership of 6 or more dildos in Texas is illegal. a. How do you know that? :) b. I wonder the criteria for the 6-or-more rule? (given only 3 readily available holes) c. Blue laws never cease to amaze me ... As a Texas resident, I can answer. If you have one dildo, it's presumed to be for personal use. But if you are a sicko pervert with lots, they assume you are going to open a sex shop and sell used dildos. However, the SCOTUS Lawrence decision does impact that law.

maybemaybenot -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 8:03:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pompeii BTW, that part about if the penis slips and touches the anus, even for married consensual sex, causing a "class C misdemeanor" in Texas is sobering! I thought that entire debate was hilarious. mbmbn

UniqueRaven -> RE: are dildos illegal? (5/4/2010 9:17:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven But we have lots of strip clubs - even full nude ones! [8D] Hmmmmmmmm............hee hee! Ummmhmmm.... or so I've heard. [:)] Yes, because here in Texas it's perfectly wholesome for a red-blooded hard-working man to go to a strip club and gain a raging heterosexual arousal that he will then go home and use on his wife (who was his high school sweetheart that he married after graduation, and has never had sex with anyone else) in straight missionary position for the purposes of good Christian procreation only...while any pleasure she experiences is incidental, and should be acknowledged by only a small moan on her part before she reads her bible and prays while he sits in the driveway and drinks a beer with his hunting buddies, and brags on Rick Perry. But heaven help that man if he slips an inch during his procreational - um - exertions. Jus' sayin'.................[8D]

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