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auditguy -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/5/2010 6:57:44 PM)

Man, this thread is like an ad for Google: Google this, Google that (is everybody getting a dollar for every time they say Google, cause I want in on this deal)....Google.  I say just use Bing, it's not a search engine, it's an answer engine. 




LadyPact -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/5/2010 7:05:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: pompeii
That's the game. If anyone in the Silicon Valley wishes to improve this recipe, please do (I could use the help too!). :)




You skipped mentioning Edges.  They have a number of events during the month that are tailor made for new folks starting out.




taken2010 -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/5/2010 7:17:59 PM)

Here is a link to Society of Janus--Look at the calendar--there are lots of munches and meetings in the Bay Area---http://soj.org/





pompeii -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/5/2010 9:42:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact
You skipped mentioning Edges.  They have a number of events during the month that are tailor made for new folks starting out.


Alex told me last time I was there that he'd have to close soon ... something about San Jose getting complaints so the zoning guys were going heavy on him.
I haven't been there since ... is Edges still there over by the airport?




phillipwong -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 12:28:11 AM)

I want to thank all the posters in this thread for your wonderful comments. I benefited greatly from all your comments, and have surely further myself in learning a little more about this lifestyle. For this reason, i am deeply grateful.




jbcurious -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 12:36:34 AM)

Good Luck Phillip and have fun!




phillipwong -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 12:42:37 AM)


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ORIGINAL: pompeii

Ad-hoc recipe for a San Jose Dom looking for a slave:

Step 1: You're in San Jose. There are three munches here in the south bay. Google "Southern Cross Munch" which meets this Friday at 6pm and show up. If you're there, I can talk to you there. Likewise, try the San Jose Munch on Mondays, and the so-called Palo Alto Munch on Wednesdays. That's a start. If you don't know what a munch is, google it. Go to one or more of these munches periodically; and, if you're worth it, a slave will come to you (see, easy!).

Step 2:  At the same time, get some practice being a Dom. Take $150 out of your pocket and drive up 101 to Mountainview. Next to the Costco should be the backdrop club (www.backdrop.net). Pick a lovely winsome gal and have your way with her for an hour. Tie her up. Slap her ass. Clamp her tits. Have her on her knees blindfolded in front of you - whatever you like, she'll do (within reason).

Step 3: Get some more experience. This time hike out to Oakland across the Bay Bridge and head over to the Victorian house called www.thegatessm.com. Plop $160 (you're in graduate school now), and again choose a winsome lass to have your way with. They will be very accommodating. They'll interview you first, to see what you want to do, and then they'll choose a room which contains all the equipment you could want for stringing her up and having your way with her. She'll obey your every command (again, within reason). Ask me how I know.

Step 4: The penultimate step is to join Fetlife, Bondage.com, Alt.com, and/or Collarme.com. Be active. Be reactive. Add a profile but, as noted, learn to spell and use grammar properly; even learn to use a semicolon - the slave gals love when you complete a sentence properly w/o making any grammatical mistakes. Leave the mistakes to the subs.

Step 5. Point your browser to sfbay.craigslist.com and post an ad or two. Say who you are and what you want. You'll get plenty of action, trust me. You will have to deal with spammers and scammers but that's life. You'll have to meet them and talk to them and take them to lunches and dinner, but, again, that's all the fun isn't it? You will meet plenty of flakes and fakes; but, if you persist, you WILL find yourself a willingly submissive and compatible slave to your needs (bearing in mind that you'll be providing her far more, in then end, than she will be providing you), by way of attention and thought and effort.

That's the game. If anyone in the Silicon Valley wishes to improve this recipe, please do (I could use the help too!). :)





This is a wonderful set of steps. wonderful.




phillipwong -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 12:44:38 AM)

[:)] thanks, jbcurious.




reynardfox -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 3:24:52 AM)

Find a literacy programme in your area.




phillipwong -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 3:42:10 AM)

I better improve my English...lol




wandersalone -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 3:46:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: reynardfox

Find a literacy programme in your area.

If people have English as a second language and are taking advice and suggestions graciously are comments such as yours really necessary?

And yes I am the first person to cringe when I see the English language mangled however I also (I hope) have the decency to make allowances when people are trying.




sunshinemiss -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 3:52:56 AM)

Philip,
There are a lot of jerks in the world. Sadly, you have encountered some of them here already. Don't worry about it.

I'm thinking you speak at least one other language (tonal perhaps? Like.... Chinese?) and perhaps even a third. I wonder how many of the critics here can do that. You are gracious and open minded!

And remember... this stuff is supposed to be fun!

best,
sunshine




sunshinemiss -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 3:55:25 AM)


Reynard,

I looked at your profile. I didn't even get through half of it. The dozen or so mistakes made me cringe. Know what that spot is you are seeing? It's a log in your eye.

Best,
sunshine




Focus50 -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 4:03:51 AM)


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ORIGINAL: reynardfox

Find a literacy programme in your area.

That's a shocker - give yourself an uppercut...!

Agree with wandersalone, he *is* trying, English most likely is his *second* language and he's certainly taken the marginal flak with good grace.

And yeah, I had a bit of inadvertant sport with nouns and verbs - too many with English as their first language can't get that right; there's plenty of "dominates" at CM.

Focus.




sunshinemiss -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 4:06:14 AM)

Hi Focus,
Just to clarify.... I didn't think you were mean spirited. I think you made a point with humor. That seems pretty positive.

Best,
sunshine




Focus50 -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 4:18:02 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Hi Focus,
Just to clarify.... I didn't think you were mean spirited. I think you made a point with humor. That seems pretty positive.

Best,
sunshine

That's fine, my post wasn't a covert back-hander at you.... Besides, after a day to digest, I'm not so sure the OP didn't touche' me when he came back with that "thanks for the advise" comment. Is extremely stressful for mighty Uber Doms such as yours truly when you're unsure if you just got sucker-punched by a gracious Oriental; that (gasp) I was putty in his hands....

Oh to be just a simple dick-driven vanilla again.... lol

Focus.




phillipwong -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 4:19:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Philip,
There are a lot of jerks in the world. Sadly, you have encountered some of them here already. Don't worry about it.

I'm thinking you speak at least one other language (tonal perhaps? Like.... Chinese?) and perhaps even a third. I wonder how many of the critics here can do that. You are gracious and open minded!

And remember... this stuff is supposed to be fun!

best,
sunshine


hi, sunshinemiss!

I appreciate your kind words...[:)]

I speak Cantonese in addition to English..




wandersalone -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 4:37:05 AM)

grins....I do like it when we all play nicely once in a while 




sunshinemiss -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 6:08:49 AM)

<<<<<<<<<<<< loves when a man speaks a language I don't know... all warm against my ear. *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (was that too vague of a hint?)

Working in the language building just about kills me... wellllll... yeah.... it's kind of difficult for me to concentrate.




DarkSteven -> RE: How do i find a slave? (5/6/2010 6:22:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: reynardfox

Find a literacy programme in your area.


How about you learn Cantonese before you complain about OP's English?

Seriously, I knew an Iranian-American years ago.  His English was horrible, but he got his work done very effectively.  He knew his English sucked, and he didn't care.  It was good enough for him to get the job done, and that's all he cared about.  Mahmoud has been an inspiration to me whenever I needed to use my crappy Spanish on my job.

Edited to add:  So sunny gets purry when a man speaks a language she doesn't know?  Try me on, baby.  When I speak Spanish, even the native speakers don't know it!

I've threatened the Mexicans we contract to that if they don't speak good English, they'll have to deal with my Spanish.




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