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Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 5:53:34 AM

MasterGoad88

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MASTER GOAD is now prepared to receive FEMALE SLAVES only. SLAVES must know their place. Must not be pushy or uppity or disrespectful. MUST and I mean MUST read MY profile before contacting ME to make sure they comply. Absolutely NO scammers allowed. Must approach ME on your KNEES and prepared to SERVE.

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 5:55:03 AM

myotherself

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ermmm...welcome!

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 5:55:34 AM

DarkSteven

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I'd tone things down a bit were I you. That said, welcome to collarme.

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 5:56:25 AM

MasterGoad88

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TONE things down? That's a LAUGH. This is how I AM. LOVE it or LEAVE it.

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 5:58:06 AM

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Welcome, they'll soon come running! (they will won't they?)

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 5:59:00 AM

myotherself

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They'll be running all right...

Although they'll not be too quick if they're on their knees

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:00:50 AM

DarkSteven

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It is not a laugh, buddy.

Typing in caps as you do is generally considered rude. If you're cool with being known as "that guy that shouts all the time", that's okay with me.

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:02:39 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterGoad88
MASTER GOAD is now prepared to receive FEMALE SLAVES only.

ooo...HOT DAMN!!!!

quote:

SLAVES must know their place. Must not be pushy or uppity or disrespectful.

And Masters must not be assholes. I'd say you're pretty much screwed here, Goad.

quote:

MUST and I mean MUST read MY profile before contacting ME to make sure they comply.

*yawn* No thanks

quote:

Must approach ME on your KNEES and prepared to SERVE.

*blinkblink*

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Anyhoo...welcome to CollarME!!!!

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:08:24 AM

myotherself

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

MUST and I mean MUST read MY profile before contacting ME to make sure they comply.

*yawn* No thanks

I recommend going to have a look at it Holls...it's a hoot!

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:10:07 AM

DarkSteven

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

Must approach ME on your KNEES and prepared to SERVE.

*blinkblink*

Actually, holly, that's not a bad idea for you. Less distance to fall.

Edited to add: MasterGoad, you obviously have no experience whatever, and think that a Dom needs to go around pounding his chest 24/7. While there is indeed a time and a place for that, most of our lives we have to deal with real things such as shopping, picking the kids up from school, etc. Sit back, turn off the caps lock, and try to learn how others live D/s.

Edited again to add: My God, you claim to be an expert in suspension bondage, fire play, and electrical play. A newbie can do very serious injury to his partner with those if he pretends to know what he's doing. For the love of God, please quit proclaiming yourself an expert in everything and learn what you're doing before you cause serious harm.

< Message edited by DarkSteven -- 5/9/2010 6:21:19 AM >

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:17:28 AM

lizi

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You seem like such a catch. I can hardly restrain myself from falling for your randomly capitalized words and supposedly Dom-like playacting. Of course you don't want any feminists, uppity women (lol!!) or liberals, you can't keep the fake image up against anyone who has a brain

If you want to play in the sandbox it might be nice not to kick sand at the others- especially if you're trying to get a woman but hey...what do I know. You're one of those who gets off on conflict and I foresee plenty of that coming your way. Have fun...

*Edited to add: I especially like the part where NO scammers are allowed! As if it were that easy. As if your inbox isn't filling up with mail from scammers because hey....you put it in the thread that you don't WANT any EMAIL from SCAMMERS! And GOSH darn those SCAMMERS better listen TO you! Stomp your feet at that last part...it makes for a better Domly type act...hehehe.

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:22:54 AM

Aileen1968

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Just curious...but how does one approach you on their knees...online?

edited to add....just read the profile. Another fucking idiot from NJ. Please don't lump me and SB in with this kind of stupidity.

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:24:12 AM

smartsub10

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Read your profile and I predict that you are going to be one lonely "master".

you might want to lay off the bdsm porn for a while and come back to the real world.

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:26:48 AM

MistressOfGa

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Who knows? Perhaps someone will read this and will like what they read. She may feel this is exactly what she has been looking for.

Different strokes and all that. Just sayin...

MoGa

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:27:43 AM

DarkSteven

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Just curious...but how does one approach you on their knees...online?

edited to add....just read the profile. Another fucking idiot from NJ. Please don't lump me and SB in with this kind of stupidity.

No problem, Aileen. We all lump you and SB in with different kinds of stupidity.

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"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:27:50 AM

martin772010

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got to love the profile, your obviously such a manly man (or should that be asshole ? )
1 "SLAVES must know their place" well, if they didnt, i doubt theyd identify themselves as slaves
2 i can see by your profile that your an "expert" at everything ? not likely. even if i lived to be 100 id still have things to learn
3 being an asshole and trying to pass off your total lack of a personality by calling yourself a Dom is not going to work
4 no sub or slave is going to approach a total stranger on their knees and beg to serve them without the master DESERVING their respect

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:31:18 AM

Aileen1968

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Just curious...but how does one approach you on their knees...online?

edited to add....just read the profile. Another fucking idiot from NJ. Please don't lump me and SB in with this kind of stupidity.

No problem, Aileen. We all lump you and SB in with different kinds of stupidity.

Hahahaha. That is an understatement!

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:31:31 AM

UniqueRaven

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Welcome to the boards.

And actually, you will probably get lots of responses to your ad. There are loads of messed up and abused women out there who respond to this sort of thing. i just hope that's the type of slave you're looking for.

Good luck to you.

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:32:23 AM

Aylee

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~Fast Reply~

No feminists?

Damn. I am so screwed.

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:34:40 AM

DarkSteven

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

~Fast Reply~

No feminists?

Damn. I am so screwed.

Not only that, but you're not downity enough either.

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"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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