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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:36:36 AM   
pegbundy


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Status: offline 		Hey guys, read the profile more carefully next time before you start criticizing. This man is trying to attract a "worthless BITCH" and I'd say he's done a wonderful job making sure no other woman will bother him. Very clever indeed!

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:37:12 AM   
loverly


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Status: offline 		i THINK that approaching someone on your knees online is waay easier ( for me anyway cuz i am OLD! LOL ) than in person.. just takes ALOT of discriptive words so i take alot of asprin so i can type lots!!! ( this is said Tongue in Cheek!!!! ) <--------- or use ALOT of these! lol

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:38:32 AM   
smartsub10


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quote:


edited to add....just read the profile. Another fucking idiot from NJ. Please don't lump me and SB in with this kind of stupidity.


*sigh*  There are a few of us in NJ who are quite normal.  Just saying.

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:41:46 AM   
lizi


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quote:

ORIGINAL: pegbundy

Hey guys, read the profile more carefully next time before you start criticizing. This man is trying to attract a "worthless BITCH" and I'd say he's done a wonderful job making sure no other woman will bother him. Very clever indeed!


Ok, I concede that is a quality observation right there! But does that make you uppity for pointing it out? Just wondering...

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:44:40 AM   
pegbundy


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Status: offline 		That is a possibility. I suppose I should now go and add uppity to my profile.

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:46:05 AM   
Aylee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Not only that, but you're not downity enough either.



Another strike against me. 

quote:

ORIGINAL: pegbundy
This man is trying to attract a "worthless BITCH"


Alas.  I am only a Heartless Bitch. 

*sigh*



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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 6:54:24 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Here you go, have two shiny pennies. You are def. not worthless. *smoochie woochie.

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 7:19:46 AM   
sirsholly


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quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

MUST and I mean MUST read MY profile before contacting ME to make sure they comply.

*yawn* No thanks



I recommend going to have a look at it Holls...it's a hoot!
oh Lordie...did you read his journal?
quote:

Any worthless BITCH who doesn't approach ME on her knees is not WELCOME to message ME.  DEAL with it.



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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 7:22:00 AM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Just curious...but how does one approach you on their knees...online?

If you were a weal twue submissive you would just KNOW how. Aileen...divine knowledge or some such shit....


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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 7:28:46 AM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		Not going to be on my knees...I have fibromyalgia and such things are troublesome to me.

I recommend counsler by a kink-friendly p-doc first and foremost...attend a few munchs and try to use your attitude on some slave/sub/switch and learn from that experience...tis the only way to set your ass sttraiten your ass out.

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/9/2010 7:30:32 AM   
sunshinemiss


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterGoad88

1. MASTER GOAD is now prepared to receive FEMALE SLAVES only.2.  SLAVES must know their place. 3. Must not be pushy or uppity or disrespectful.  3. MUST4. and I mean MUST read MY profile before contacting ME to make sure they comply5. .  6, 7. Absolutely NO scammers allowed.  3.Must approach ME on your KNEES and 8. prepared to SERVE.



1. Speaking in 3rd person is usually slave punishment (at least for the Goreans). What'd you do wrong?
2. How do you define "prepared"? How do you define "female"?
3. You are missing subjects in these sentences.
4. Your grammar is missing a couple of commas.
5. Comply with what? You've not listed any directives beyond reading your profile.
6. If you can tell people how to keep the scammers away, you might be able to make a pretty penny.
7. There is no verb in that sentence.
8. You need a "to be" verb here.

I've had folks who wanted me to serve them by correcting their writings. How'd I do?

*wee typo

< Message edited by sunshinemiss -- 5/9/2010 7:32:11 AM >

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/10/2010 2:35:58 AM   
wandersalone


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Status: offline 		oh buggar ..... I am the wrong colour ...... damn damn damn damn me for not being white!!!!!!!! 

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/10/2010 3:13:09 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		I hear lemon juice will help with that... or is that hair?

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/10/2010 3:17:20 AM   
SaintIntensity


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Status: offline 		"goad"? dropped the "n" huh?

shoe-in for "Delusional but Optimististic Award 2010"

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/10/2010 4:05:01 AM   
sirsholly


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quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

oh buggar ..... I am the wrong colour ...... damn damn damn damn me for not being white!!!!!!!! 
not only that...but your avatar pic makes you look like you put yer hair on backwards....


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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/10/2010 4:05:57 AM   
blueeyedbbwsub


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Status: offline 		Your "proud white American" ass screams of those funny hatted sheet wearing yahoos. Yanno, the ones with eyeholes cut into the sheets. Just sayin..............

O, and I guess a welcome is in order. But it's kinda hard to do when a "bastard" wants the near impossible.

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/10/2010 4:19:50 AM   
LadiTrukDriver


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From: Scranton, PA
Status: offline 		Hmm, I guess I'm 1) the right race & 2) the wrong intelligence level. I give the same respect that I recieve, judging from your post, profile & journal, you would definitely recieve NO respect from me

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/10/2010 6:21:23 AM   
SassySarijane


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Status: offline 		~just sitting here giggling hysterically at the OP's post and profile and all~ Where do these people come from???? Lost in porn and fantasy much?

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/10/2010 6:26:46 AM   
loverly


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Status: offline 		How do "they" know we are on our knees ??? i guess for me it would be my typing.. it gets worse when i cant see the keyboard! lol

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RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY - 5/10/2010 6:28:33 AM   
DarlingSavage


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Status: offline 		Fucking hilarious!  AHAHAHAHA!

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