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LadyHibiscus -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/11/2010 9:27:01 AM)

JUST the giggle I needed to start my day!! [:D]




purepleasure -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/11/2010 9:30:04 AM)

wow.

be still my beating heart.


seriously, be still.  




cuz if this guy is the "best" CM has to offer, i think i'd rather be dead.




LaTigresse -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/11/2010 9:34:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

JUST the giggle I needed to start my day!! [:D]


Yes indeed.




dragonseeker -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/11/2010 10:48:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MasterGoad88
MASTER GOAD is now prepared to receive FEMALE SLAVES only.  SLAVES must know their place.  Must not be pushy or uppity or disrespectful.  MUST and I mean MUST read MY profile before contacting ME to make sure they comply.  Absolutely NO scammers allowed.  Must approach ME on your KNEES and prepared to SERVE.


Not ME!! YAY (thank God). Hope it works out for you.... wish you the best of luck.

By the way.... in what way are you an expert in "Corset"?






LaTigresse -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/11/2010 10:51:21 AM)

Porn with hot chicks wearing corsets............at least that is my guess.




lizi -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/11/2010 10:53:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Porn with hot chicks wearing corsets............at least that is my guess.


Hot, non-uppity, white chicks wearing corsets. On their knees. Who like men that randomly capitalize words cuz it's all ferocious and manly. That kind of porn.




dragonseeker -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/11/2010 10:57:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lizi

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Porn with hot chicks wearing corsets............at least that is my guess.


Hot, non-uppity, white chicks. On their knees. Who like men that randomly capitalize words cuz it's all ferocious and manly. That kind of porn.


ROFL




sirsholly -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/11/2010 11:01:20 AM)

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By the way.... in what way are you an expert in "Corset"?

He read it wrong. Confuse the C with an H and it sounds like "horseshit".

Definite expert.








LaTigresse -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/11/2010 11:17:28 AM)

I love me some uppity women!




GoddessImaginos -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/11/2010 11:20:08 AM)

UPPITY wimmins?! WHERE??? [8|] [:D] [&:]




lizi -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/11/2010 11:32:48 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I love me some uppity women!

Well then basically you get a shot at all the wimmins that are leftover after Mastertoad has picked out his one brain dead slavey who is made of rubber (Steven called that one). Yup, I think we're all pretty much too uppity for Toady.

I swear this guy can't be real. He chimed in on a thread about sharing partners with the same bombastic pompous blathering- so he's still around but not touching 'his' thread here at all because he's gotten blasted to pieces but he's still trying this crap in other places. Has to be a troll, has to be...




sirsholly -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/11/2010 11:34:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

UPPITY wimmins?! WHERE??? [8|] [:D] [&:]
*looks around* [sm=dunno.gif]




favesclava -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/11/2010 3:28:40 PM)

why is he prepared now to receive female salves only? did he have a bad experience with a male slave? was he unprepared before and had to practice til his hand grew hair ?




wandersalone -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 2:32:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Well, you just screwed up your chance to become his twu slut. I'm sure he can't abide by a slut who chokes on cashews....whatchoo gonna do when he shoves his nuts in your mouth???
Oh yeah....puke![:'(]


sobs all pitifully yes oh so submissively  ........ but.... but...... he won't stick his 'nads in my oh so submissive mouth 'cos I am not white [sm=frown.gif]


where's Mister Anteater, I reckon he would give me his nuts....(that is...if they have them)




sunshinemiss -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 3:53:39 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

UPPITY wimmins?! WHERE??? [8|] [:D] [&:]


RIGHT HERE!!!




DomYngBlk -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 4:22:18 AM)

Damn anteaters




LittleBroken -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 4:25:26 AM)

You know we really should give credit where credit is due.

After all typing with one hand is a hard skill to master and by the looks he's well practiced indeed.




tigreetsa -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 6:36:58 AM)

song parody based on Elvis Presley's 'In The Ghetto'

ON THE WEB BOARDS

As the words fly
On a cold and gray New Jersey morn
A poor little right wing dom logs on
On the web boards
And his postings cry
And there's just one thing this poor dom needs
That's a respectful female slave on her knees
From the web boards

People don't you understand
This dom needs a helping hand
In his fight against the liberals, commies and gays
Take a look at you and me
Are we too blind to see
Or do we simply turn our heads
And post in Ask A Switch

As The Collar turns

And the lonely little dom who thinks he knows
Posts in Politics and Religion as the cold wind blows
On the web boards
And his anger burns
So he starts roams the threads at night
And he learns how to post and he learns how to fight
On the web boards

Then one night in desperation this poor dom starts a thread
He starts a rant to show he's hard
He tries to explain but he don't get far
And his words he cries
As a crowd gathers on a thread by an angry dom
Writing posts on the thread that they just don't understand
On the web boards

And through his words he cries
On a cold and gray New Jersey morn
Another poor little right wing dom logs on
On the web boards







GreedyTop -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 6:49:23 AM)

*applauds Stella*




thishereboi -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 6:53:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LittleBroken

You know we really should give credit where credit is due.

After all typing with one hand is a hard skill to master and by the looks he's well practiced indeed.



Well that would explain why his caps key keeps locking up.




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