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thishereboi -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 6:55:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*applauds Stella*


I agree, that post just made wading through all the OP's shit well worth it.




pegbundy -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 7:00:12 AM)

quote:

song parody based on Elvis Presley's 'In The Ghetto'


Priceless!




DarkSteven -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 7:16:21 AM)

stella, you are truly a star.  Maybe you should consider teaming up with OP's talent and seeing where the two of you go.




GreedyTop -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 7:21:45 AM)

Stella is way outta the OPs league.




SassySarijane -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 7:59:56 AM)

Bravo, Stella!!




sirsholly -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 8:04:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

stella, you are truly a star.  Maybe you should consider teaming up with OP's talent and seeing where the two of you go.
he has talent?




SweetNika -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 8:15:43 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MasterGoad88

MASTER GOAD is now prepared to receive FEMALE SLAVES only.  SLAVES must know their place.  Must not be pushy or uppity or disrespectful.  MUST and I mean MUST read MY profile before contacting ME to make sure they comply.  Absolutely NO scammers allowed.  Must approach ME on your KNEES and prepared to SERVE.



Wow. If this wasn't bad enough after reading your journal my skin is crawling and I am left shaking my head. If you are so DAMN experienced how do you not realize that even slaves do not submit to perfect strangers. So why would someone come to you on their knees the 1st time they were dealing with you? I also wonder how much life experience you actually have because some of the things you claim to be an expert at can be very dangerous if you are as ignorant as you sound and someone can truly get hurt.




Lizbetbathory -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 8:27:49 AM)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL wow, wonder when these kind of "doms" will grow up get thier hand out of thier pants and move out of mummy's basement? go get BDSM for dummies




ResidentSadist -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 8:27:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

stella, you are truly a star.  Maybe you should consider teaming up with OP's talent and seeing where the two of you go.
he has talent?



Teaming up in person means she would have to wade through a mile of pussy piled up at his door with an OP like that! Teaming up online would be hard because the internet is made of cats! I just don't see it happening.

This flash movie is from Joel Veitch who created those animated Quiznos commercials.




Lizbetbathory -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 8:29:43 AM)

his lifeexperience is watching porn and tying up his GI joe dollsd It scares mewhen people like him show up because not only does it give this lifestyle a bad name but it makes me gag just a little on my own vomit

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterGoad88

MASTER GOAD is now prepared to receive FEMALE SLAVES only.  SLAVES must know their place.  Must not be pushy or uppity or disrespectful.  MUST and I mean MUST read MY profile before contacting ME to make sure they comply.  Absolutely NO scammers allowed.  Must approach ME on your KNEES and prepared to SERVE.



Wow. If this wasn't bad enough after reading your journal my skin is crawling and I am left shaking my head. If you are so DAMN experienced how do you not realize that even slaves do not submit to perfect strangers. So why would someone come to you on their knees the 1st time they were dealing with you? I also wonder how much life experience you actually have because some of the things you claim to be an expert at can be very dangerous if you are as ignorant as you sound and someone can truly get hurt.





ShaharThorne -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 8:46:39 AM)

I have been wearing hipwaders since the first post.  the OP was the one full of crap...everything else is pure gold.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 9:02:00 AM)

Come on Shar... you know the OP made all the women hot and the Dommes threw down their whips and dropped to their knees to switch sides!




ShaharThorne -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 9:13:20 AM)

Nah...If I was in the situation, I would have him duct taped in the closet until he is begging for mercy

Then I might let him loose...strong on the might...

If he is such a good master, how about he does the things that he wants the slaves to perform first...

Had a potential master wanting me to walk into his place naked at first..I draw the line at public nudity because with my luck, I would be busted. (he is on HUD anyway and I refuse to put people into trouble with the agency.)




ResidentSadist -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 9:36:44 AM)

Shar... so let me get the math straight:

Duct tape w/begging > Narly OP w/cage

I guess we won't find you in that long line of pussy beating down his door to get in that cage then, will we? Alas, the sorrow if it all. You could have found a true happines with a Master if only he would have "come out of the closet" (your closet) after the tricky use of duct tape.





MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 9:56:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SaintIntensity

"goad"? dropped the "n" huh?

shoe-in for "Delusional but Optimististic Award 2010"


I have to say, I thoroughly enjoyed this thread, but this post is the one that made me laugh out loud....  
Thank you all, I needed this today :o)

***I just read MasterGonad's profile and journal.  I'm just wondering if all twue Doms spell this well.  Really.  Or perhaps the problem is because he's typing one-handed, or maybe even with his nose.  Judging from his chest-beating and Tarzan-like yells maybe he needs BOTH hands under the desk?  Ok, probably not....




sirsholly -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 10:22:09 AM)

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I'm just wondering if all twue Doms spell this well. Really. Or perhaps the problem is because he's typing one-handed,
and holding a magnifying glass in his mouth?




laurell3 -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/12/2010 10:31:30 AM)

I'm sure this is a spoof, but I have to tell you, it made me smile. I looked back on all my dating mistakes over the years and thought...wow well I'm not as stupid as I thought, at least I didn't ever make the mistake of dating a barely literate, sexist, white supremacist.




MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/13/2010 5:52:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

I'm sure this is a spoof, but I have to tell you, it made me smile. I looked back on all my dating mistakes over the years and thought...wow well I'm not as stupid as I thought, at least I didn't ever make the mistake of dating a barely literate, sexist, white supremacist.


Well, now you know what you've been missing!! 




mnottertail -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/13/2010 5:55:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

I'm sure this is a spoof, but I have to tell you, it made me smile. I looked back on all my dating mistakes over the years and thought...wow well I'm not as stupid as I thought, at least I didn't ever make the mistake of dating a barely literate, sexist, white supremacist.


Well, would you like to make that mistake?  I can make it come true for you......




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Accepting FEMALE SLAVES ONLY (5/13/2010 6:29:19 AM)

Ron, you are such a giver!!!




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