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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/2/2006 7:24:35 PM   
Collaredkitten


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I wish i could write a novel


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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/2/2006 10:22:53 PM   
Gauge


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I wish i could write a novel


Granted. You wrote, "a novel." Not a book... the words "A novel"


I wish that I could go back to water skiing and snow skiing

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/2/2006 11:17:39 PM   
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I wish that I could go back to water skiing and snow skiing



Granted, but it's been so long that you've done either, that you forgot which skiis are for which venue and you switch them around.
 
I wish I knew the winning lottery numbers for tomorrow night.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/3/2006 12:08:50 AM   
MsLayla


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I wish everyone would make less noise in the train.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/3/2006 6:34:10 AM   
orokana


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I wish my niece wouldn't watch as much television.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/3/2006 9:21:34 AM   
chainedupnick


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Status: offline 		Granted. Now she watches you with the same rapt attention as she used to watch TV with. i  hope you never depended too much on privacy!

I wish my life would work out for a change.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/3/2006 1:59:54 PM   
Gauge


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I wish my life would work out for a change.


Granted. You have everything you could ever possibly want. It is a shame that you never saw the bus coming.


I wish that used car salesmen weren't so pushy

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/3/2006 4:42:02 PM   
orokana


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I wish the pizza guy would deliver out here...

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/3/2006 5:37:12 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish that I could have a 4 day weekend at the spa.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/3/2006 6:40:06 PM   
HouseofBear


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I wish I had a lifetime pass to the movies.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/3/2006 6:52:13 PM   
amativedame


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I wish I could earn all the money I need for college in one day.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/3/2006 10:55:01 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I could earn all the money I need for college in one day.


Granted. However you have a very spiritual awakening and you sell all your worldly posessions and become a monk in Tibet


I wish that I wouldn't have to keep buying groceries at the store.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/4/2006 1:08:54 AM   
CERCKL


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I wish that I wouldn't have to keep buying groceries at the store.


Granted...what the hell did you think the dumpsters out back were for??? Damn, that was easy...

I wish that I had airfare to Vegas...

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/4/2006 7:31:25 AM   
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I wish that I had airfare to Vegas...


Granted, but the airline gets confused and sends your luggage to Vegas, and YOU to Istanbul.
 
I wish I didn't need new glasses.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/4/2006 8:30:23 AM   
chainedupnick


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Status: offline 		Granted. You now have echolocation... i hope you live in a REALLY quiet area because every little noise is going to keep you up with your new hypersensitive hearing.

I wish that busses could stop on a dime.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/4/2006 1:15:54 PM   
Gauge


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I wish that busses could stop on a dime.


Granted. You are thirsty to the point of passing out and a bottle of water costs $1... you only have $1 in change... you drop your money. The bus stops on your dime. You pass out. You are taken to the hospital where you are nursed back to health by a 724 pound woman nurse named Helga. Time for a sponge bath sexy!

I wish my cell phone wouldn't scare the hell out of me every time it rings.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/4/2006 6:59:27 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish I had a date for this weekend.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/4/2006 9:55:52 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I had a date for this weekend.


Granted. I will give your choice of two. May 6th or May 7th

I wish that I could go back and forth in time

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/5/2006 7:27:07 AM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Granted you get in a super dazzling time machine thingy. Whist inside you are travelling at over two times the speed of light thus ensuring time is moving backwards in line with Einstein’s theory of relativity. You travel for 1 hour and arrive before you left and all that other business. The problem is you are now soup due to the forces that travelling at the speed of light causes you. Meanwhile the other you that hasn’t left yet sees the time machine and thinks it is one of those new instant soup making things so he opens the door and drinks the contents.

I wish I hadn’t spent so long on this answer no one will read it and I could have done something useful maybe.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/5/2006 12:51:18 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I hadn’t spent so long on this answer no one will read it and I could have done something useful maybe.


Granted. In order to make this wish come true you must go back in a super dazzling time machine thingy...


I wish there was more respect in the world

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