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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/6/2006 1:17:25 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish I had a sub with a PA piercing.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/6/2006 9:01:30 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I had a sub with a PA piercing.


Granted. Your sub's penis now has a PA piercing. The Physicians Assistant is none too happy being shoved through someones penis.


I wish that every day could be beautiful, and sunny with a slight breeze and about 70 degrees

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/6/2006 9:06:25 PM   
tade


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Status: offline 		Not granted, where would we "frost brew" the beer??

When I die I wish to be cremated and my ashes sprinkled between Jennifer Tilly's tits.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/6/2006 9:13:33 PM   
Gauge


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Not granted, where would we "frost brew" the beer??


You have to grant the wish... and corrupt it. Sheesh.

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When I die I wish to be cremated and my ashes sprinkled between Jennifer Tilly's tits.


Granted. However, by some oversight you never specified Jennifer Tilly the actress. They sprinkle your ashes on Jennifer Tilly the 390 pound lunch lady with a mole on the tip of her nose... with hair growing out of it.


I wish that I owned a huge ranch somewhere in America


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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/6/2006 9:19:03 PM   
tade


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Granted but you have to raise huge horses and clean huge piles of......

I wish I could sleep...

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/6/2006 10:54:51 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish I had a 2006 BMW to drive.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/6/2006 11:06:49 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I had a 2006 BMW to drive


Granted. You can also select other really awesome cars in your new racing video game!


I wish there were more hours in a day

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/7/2006 6:29:46 AM   
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I wish i knew what i was doing here?

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/7/2006 8:23:44 AM   
MochaMistress


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I wish I could find more purple fetish toys.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/7/2006 9:58:01 AM   
Gauge


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I wish I could find more purple fetish toys


Granted. In fact, all you can find are purple fetish toys. The problem is that your submissive has a terrible phobia of the color purple and they are useless to you. I think that phobia is called WhoopieGoldbergaphobia.


I wish that I owned a nice fishing boat

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/7/2006 3:38:39 PM   
tade


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I wish it would snow..

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/7/2006 4:51:31 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish I had my own dugeon.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/7/2006 5:05:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MochaMistress
I wish I had my own dugeon.


Granted, but it's in the middle of Iran and the Ayatollahs are running it and it's been put together especially for you. They've decided to be the dominants in this relationship and they've got a lot to "discuss" with you.

I wish I were happy for the rest of eternity.



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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/7/2006 9:13:55 PM   
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I wish I were happy for the rest of eternity


Granted. Here is a tiny tester bottle of Eternity. Try not to use it up all in one place.


I wish that I could be fishing on a nice lake, with beautiful scenery

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/7/2006 9:15:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted... but in your state of perpetual bliss you notice nothing else that happens. Enjoy Eternity!

I wish my computer never got too hot for it to work right.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/7/2006 9:17:18 PM   
michaelGA2


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i wish i had a real Mistress


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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/8/2006 1:41:32 PM   
Gauge


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i wish i had a real Mistress


Granted. Introducing the Real Mistress Doll. Comes with accessories like leather boots and a bull whip.


I wish that they would stop road work during the summer travel and vacation months.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/8/2006 9:11:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge
I wish that I could be fishing on a nice lake, with beautiful scenery

Granted. And the Loch Ness monster has just felt your hook in his mouth, and boy is he pissed!
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I wish that they would stop road work during the summer travel and vacation months.

Granted, and now that the terrorists have let loose the plague, there's very little need for road work anyway.

I wish that we were all in paradise.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/8/2006 9:47:14 PM   
slaventrainingtn


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i wish that people over 60 realize that waitresses in tn make only 2.60 an hour.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 5/8/2006 10:01:53 PM   
slaventrainingtn


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