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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/22/2007 4:40:25 PM   
Mikal


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ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

I wish i have enough money after rent to get a new tattoo

Granted! But all the tattoo parlours have been shut down due to the spread of a very virulent form of Hepatitis and TB.

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

I wish i could fly.

Granted! However, you are not able to land and can't hear the Department of Defense warning you that you are entering a No Fly Zone... and will be brought down.

I wish darchChylde didn't have such an aversion to ice & rear-entry.




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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/22/2007 4:43:08 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		Granted: but you will end up stuck flightless here in Jersey

** I wish I could swim

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/22/2007 4:56:15 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I could swim


Granted. You can now swim like an Olympian... however you cannot float.


I wish my dinner would make itself.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/22/2007 6:41:59 PM   
SeeksOnlyOne


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Status: offline 		wish granted-have bread......

i wish i wassssssssssss a teddy bearrrrrrrrrrrr

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/22/2007 7:02:18 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Granted! You are a teddy bear... unfortunately, animal control officers found you, tranquilized you, and release you into the wild at Polar Bear Park (Northern Canada - accessible by air only).

I wish I had a playmate for tonight.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/22/2007 8:14:19 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I had a playmate for tonight.


Granted. Go answer the door... it is a very playful T-Rex.


I wish that I had enough money to indulge my musical instrument lust.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/22/2007 8:15:25 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		GRANTED! You now have unlimited kazoo and harmonica funding.

I wish I had a big enough house to move both boys here with me.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/23/2007 1:26:34 PM   
moose


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Status: offline 		Granted, unfortunately it is so big that you have lost them both... you were sure you saw them somewhere in the Greek quarter about a week ago...

I wish my mobile phone would listen to me when I try and upload the pictures to me computer.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/23/2007 1:33:30 PM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Granted now your phone listens to you and acts as a shoulder to cry on as it helps you cope on the traumatic transfer of your porn images to your PC. Sadly it also knows that you shouldn’t still be into porn at your age and so tries to wean you off it by hiding your images. It has your best interests at heart don’t you know? Your phone it cries a tear when it sees you falling back into bad habits.

I wish I wasn’t addicted to personification.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/23/2007 6:49:48 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Granted! You are now addicted to heroin, cocaine, LSD, and meth. Enjoy your reality!

I wish I had something amusing to watch.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/23/2007 9:33:30 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I had something amusing to watch.


Granted! Your new 72 hour DVD set of Richard Simmons interviews is on it's way.

I wish that I had a flashy car that would attract majorly hot women.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/23/2007 9:52:29 PM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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Status: offline 		i wish Krissi lived closer or was my roommate

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/23/2007 10:56:13 PM   
Mikal


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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I wish that I had a flashy car that would attract majorly hot women.

Granted! However, due to an internal mechanical malfunction, your car melted while you were inside it. But, on the up side, you have hot demon chicks after you in Hell.

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

i wish Krissi lived closer or was my roommate

Granted! But soon after, Krissi is exposed to Cosmic Radiation, and is turned into a giant penis.

I wish I didn't have to shave my legs to get rid of the hair.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/24/2007 5:06:58 AM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Granted you don’t have any legs since the speed boating accident. It’s about time someone invented safety propellers.

I wish people followed the rules I set in my posts whilst also allowing me to break the rules others set.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/24/2007 11:33:29 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Granted, but now everyone tries to keep track of the rules, rather than play the games.
 
I wish more people in the lifestyle were up late at night to play on the boards. 

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/25/2007 4:25:15 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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From: Reed City, Michigan
Status: offline 		your wish is granted: but they all are underaged

** I wish I had something decent to eat for breakfast

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/25/2007 11:48:16 AM   
diz


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Status: offline 		granted but as it hits your mouth it turns to gristle

I wish I could be happy and settled

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/25/2007 12:08:56 PM   
IEvolve


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Status: offline 		Granted.  You're a dust mote.


I wish that everyone would just give peas a chance.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/25/2007 12:10:52 PM   
diz


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Status: offline 		gives peas a chance BUT beans invade and the peas are goneeeeeeeee

I wish I was not being stalked

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/25/2007 12:47:16 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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From: Reed City, Michigan
Status: offline 		wish granted but now noone is talking to u and you are lonely....geesh

** i wish i had something exciting to do tonite

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