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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/26/2007 5:22:32 PM

SeeksOnlyOne

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Granted. but now you find out that the school was a diploma mill and your degree is not worth the ink it is printed with.

I wish I could get the remodeling of my house over with quickly.

granted...and the #2 tin tub works as a bathtub and a washing machine......use the scrubbing board for both activities if you want to.....

i wish i could win the lottery......

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/26/2007 8:14:33 PM

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i wish i could win the lottery......

Granted! You win well over $150 million. You are ecstatic! On your way to claim your huge pile of money a giant can of Red Bull drops from the sky and crushes you into tiny bits.

I wish I could read minds.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/26/2007 8:30:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I wish I could read minds.

Granted; but it is all in fine print......in Chinese.

I wish going to the dentist was a more pleasant experience.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/26/2007 9:32:11 PM

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Granted! You only have gums left (all your teeth fell out), so you go to a specialist dentist for gum massage. Very relaxing.

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Leprechaun: I wish Mikal would capture me again and make me give her the three wishes back again.
Answer: Granted, but after she captures you she gets amnesia and thinks she is a Tibetan monk named Haji.

Hello, my name is Haji, and I have a green leprechaun. Since I am Tibetan, I do not understand the why of this leprecaun. I wish I understood.

And remember: The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, who cannot speak, fly about freely [Tiy 61].

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/26/2007 10:03:43 PM

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Granted: Memory returned, inner peace lost and more cursed wishes

I wish I could take the dancing banana with me everywhere

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/26/2007 10:14:00 PM

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Granted! You are now part of the electron community that makes up the dancing banana. You are together wherever you go.

I wish I had mindblowing orgasms every night.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/26/2007 10:24:23 PM

Kalyrra

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Granted: Mindblowing orgasms every night with no memory in the morning, just sexual frustration that you never remember being relieved of.

I wish I thought before I spoke more.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/26/2007 10:31:08 PM

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Granted! Now, you think so much, you no longer speak.

I wish I could get my folks to turn down the volume on the tv.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/26/2007 10:33:05 PM

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Granted: Now the low volume they have the t.v. set at, is the volume you hear everything at.

I wish I had my dad's green eyes.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/27/2007 12:20:38 AM

MadameDahlia

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Granted! Only they're in a jar. Ewww.

I wish I had perfect pitch.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/27/2007 10:19:44 AM

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Granted, but now you are a sales rep.

I wish more people had a sense of humor.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/27/2007 10:26:13 AM

Kalyrra

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Granted: No one will ever take you seriously again

I wish I could get a certain someone to read my mind right now.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/27/2007 10:27:44 AM

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granted but it is Steve Erkels sense of humor

I wish I had my own place to live

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/27/2007 10:30:27 AM

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Granted: but Martha Stewart is your landlord.

** i wish my eye sight was better

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/27/2007 12:14:55 PM

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Granted you are now a cat and spend your days walking around naked on all fours. Strange how so many cats get run over considering how good their eyesight is though.

I wish I had a never ending toilet roll, which is the same size as a normal toilet roll, has the same texture of normal toilet roll, isn’t a used toilet roll and is not of a striking colour that makes me feel ill when I look at it. Also I’d like to add the caveat that my need to use the stated toilet roll will also be unchanged from what it is now.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/28/2007 12:16:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: FullCircle

I wish I had a never ending toilet roll, which is the same size as a normal toilet roll, has the same texture of normal toilet roll, isn’t a used toilet roll and is not of a striking colour that makes me feel ill when I look at it. Also I’d like to add the caveat that my need to use the stated toilet roll will also be unchanged from what it is now.

Since you do not yet have said wished for toilet roll, your need to use the stated toilet roll is non-existant. Therefore, your wish is granted: you have a never ending toilet roll, which you never need because you don't use it. Since you don't use toilet paper, you get rather odiferous and no one spends time with you or wants to know you.

I wish it didn't take me so long to grant other peoples wishes.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/28/2007 12:44:20 PM

diz

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you can instantly grant wishes yet the queue is never ending so you have no time for anything else in life........

I wish my cat would stop attacking everyone in my family

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/28/2007 12:52:41 PM

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Granted. You're ex-mother in law is on the phone.

I wish these Fig Newtons weren't so darned good.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/28/2007 4:02:12 PM

persiphone

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Granted: they now taste like ground slugs.

I wish that dinner was already prepared.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/28/2007 6:17:31 PM

SeeksOnlyOne

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ORIGINAL: persiphone

I wish that dinner was already prepared.

im using this wish grant for the second time, but ok......dinner is ready-have bread

i wish school was only in session 4 days a week so i could have a 3 day weekend every week when im working......

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