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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/1/2007 1:12:00 PM   
NoirUMC


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I wish my keyboards didn't wear out so fast.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/1/2007 1:17:50 PM   
Raechard


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I wish I wasn’t the only person that understood my humour.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/1/2007 1:37:06 PM   
Mikal


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I wish I knew for certain whether voodoo actually worked and if/how badly it would screw up karma.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/1/2007 1:41:50 PM   
SeeksOnlyOne


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

 I wish I knew for certain whether voodoo actually worked and if/how badly it would screw up karma.



granted......pay no attention to the sharp pains in you leg and stomach.....ill only do it long enough to convince you its real......

i wish i could wave a magic wand to send "aunt flo" a packing, i aint in the mood and she came to visit.......

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/1/2007 2:13:32 PM   
Raechard


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Status: offline 		Granted you wave an hitachi magic wand at her as she bursts in on you while you are indisposed. She isn't going to be comming back anytime soon

I wish I could own a cattle prod for my cattle.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/1/2007 4:04:16 PM   
nyrisa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

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i wish i could wave a magic wand to send "aunt flo" a packing, i aint in the mood and she came to visit.......




Granted; except the magic wand is an EPT stick, and you are pregnant! (sorry, couldnt resist)

I wish I found TV more interesting.

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/1/2007 4:05:52 PM   
nyrisa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Raechard


I wish I could own a cattle prod for my cattle.



Granted; now they also own a people prod, for you.

I wish I did not have that image in my head now.

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/1/2007 8:51:14 PM   
Mikal


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I wish I didn't hear nyrisa's shriek in my head.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/2/2007 8:05:18 AM   
GhitaAmati


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I wish my UM's were potty trained (cause I am so not into scat play..sigh)

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/2/2007 10:10:28 AM   
IEvolve


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I wish Paris Hilton was still in jail.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/2/2007 12:07:00 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Granted! However, it is a jail in her mind...

I wish I knew what flavour of Pringles IEvolve was, and if he was past his expiry date.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/2/2007 2:13:46 PM   
lonlyrossInNeed


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I wish that my dog would listen
 
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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/2/2007 6:05:11 PM   
switchsecrets


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wish:   that i lived in a household with one Domme and one female sub.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/2/2007 7:04:47 PM   
IEvolve


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I wish I knew what flavo(u)r Mikal was.


(Mikal....'original' of course.)

(Oh, and ross....it's spelled "schweaty")


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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/2/2007 7:10:03 PM   
nyrisa


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I wish I had some ice cream.

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/3/2007 11:17:28 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Granted! All your cream is now ice.

(IEvolve... can't tell you what flavour I am... each person has different taste buds, so what tastes like one thing to a person tastes completely different to another... that's my story and I'm sticking to it! ).

I wish my muscles weren't so sore.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/3/2007 3:33:35 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Granted; now all your teeth hurt.

I wish clutter did not accumulate so quickly in my car.

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/3/2007 3:41:12 PM   
velvetears


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Wish: i could snap my fingers and have the body of a goddess

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/3/2007 5:27:56 PM   
nyrisa


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I wish I had known then what I know now.

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/3/2007 6:17:08 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		your wish is granted but you hit your head and lose all your memory....blah.

** I wish I had someone to hold me tonite

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