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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/28/2007 8:40:39 PM   
Gauge


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i wish school was only in session 4 days a week so i could have a 3 day weekend every week when im working......


Granted. Congress, however, has passed new energy saving legislation that will abolish the weekend seeing as people travel more when they aren't working.

I wish I could sleep soundly every night... and wake up refreshed every morning.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/28/2007 8:49:42 PM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		Granted but now you have to sleep with an IV drip going each night.


I wish my basement was totally clutter free.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/28/2007 8:56:22 PM   
Gauge


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I wish my basement was totally clutter free.


Granted. Now it is teeming with roaches.

I wish I had a good, wholesome snack right now.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/28/2007 9:19:30 PM   
winterlight


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Status: offline 		If serious about the roach problem try this. I discovered by reading something online that roaches absolutely abhorr cat nip. If you don't have allergies etc.
buy some bags of loose catnip and sprinkle it around the baseboard of your place. It seriously does work.
Somebody that studies bugs (can't remember the word and how to spell it), accidentally discovered this one day in the lab.

I had found a roach (not at my place!) and put it in a container and sprinkled catnip in it. The roach went nuts trying like mad to get away from the stuff.

As far as wishes go.. I wish i could find somebody that loved me...

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/28/2007 9:29:16 PM   
SweetnHot


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Status: offline 		ground red pepper (cayenne) which seems to be a staple in most kitchens is something else you might try if you have insects...they won't cross it.  It also works good if you sprinkle it around the perimeter of a vegetable garden...better and cheaper than planting marigolds around the perimeter...marigolds secrete a chemical that is noxious to insects into the soil.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/28/2007 9:29:34 PM   
tatangel


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Status: offline 		....and would steal everything you owned and leave you penniless and alone, vowing revenge. I wish I could stop breaking my nails at work.....

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/29/2007 12:13:07 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Granted! All of your nails get pulled out in a freak accident.

I wish I could get my pooch to stop licking her paws.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/29/2007 5:05:06 PM   
Raechard


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Status: offline 		Granted she now spends all day licking her arse.

I wish I lived a life of luxury.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/29/2007 8:28:52 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Granted! You did live a life of luxury... but now you're dead & rotting in the cold hard ground.

I wish I had a casual kinky sex partner with whom I didn't have to worry about diseases et. al.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/29/2007 9:01:33 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: Mikal
I wish I had a casual kinky sex partner with whom I didn't have to worry about diseases et. al.



granted, you are now seriously into self-infliction... a "true" sadomasochist

i wish for Ma'am to have one day without inhibitions with me


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if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/30/2007 2:29:40 AM   
nyrisa


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde



i wish for Ma'am to have one day without inhibitions with me



Granted; and your rescue was covered on the 6 o'clock news, and all the tabloids are avidly printing the details.

I wish I had a maid.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/30/2007 4:27:22 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		** Your wish is granted but your maid is Pee Wee Herman in a thong

~ I wish I could have breakfast in bed this morning~

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/30/2007 8:21:54 AM   
Raechard


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Status: offline 		Granted you’re having breakfast in a hospital bed.

I wish I got to spend more time on the things I enjoy doing.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/30/2007 9:16:52 AM   
SeeksOnlyOne


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ORIGINAL: Raechard

I wish I got to spend more time on the things I enjoy doing.


granted, but since you no longer have a job you cant afford to do any of them....

i wish my housework was already all done for the weekend.....

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in those moments of solitude, does everyone sometimes think they are insane? or is it just me?

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/30/2007 9:59:51 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Granted! But, due to moving at excessively fast speed, your metabolism went boom and now you're in a coma.

I wish I lived closer to the people I like from CM.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/30/2007 10:17:02 AM   
Raechard


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Status: offline 		Granted you now like people from Nigeria

I wish there was such a thing as a Domtionary for the terms I am unfamiliar with.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/30/2007 10:20:16 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Granted! There is a Domtionary, however you still can't find it.

I wish I could stop feeding the chipmunks... they are destroying my plants when I'm not around to give them their nuts.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/30/2007 11:45:19 AM   
nyrisa


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ORIGINAL: Mikal



I wish I could stop feeding the chipmunks... they are destroying my plants when I'm not around to give them their nuts.




Granted. You stop feeding the chipmunks, but now they break into your house for food, steal your jewelry, gnaw on all your toys, and write insulting graffiti on your walls.

I wish housework was as much fun as playing on the computer.


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/30/2007 3:00:26 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Granted! Now, all you can do on your computer is keep track of bills, debt, and read emails from those psychotically annoying family members.

I wish I had someone here to cook dinner for me.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/30/2007 3:04:57 PM   
nyrisa


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ORIGINAL: Mikal



I wish I had someone here to cook dinner for me.



Granted. Say hello to Dr. Hannibel Lechter.


I wish my life was as adventurous and interesting as the dreams I have been having lately.


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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