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Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 10:57:40 AM

LadyCimarron

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Ladies, I just had to share this one. I got an email from a male with a CM asking me to consider him. He had a long list (lined and numbered) of all of the things he needed his Mistress to do to him in order to be her slave. I wrote back and asked him in what ways would he be willing to serve a Mistress. He sent me a message back saying "sorry, but I cannot serve until after I have been psychologically enslaved." I had to laugh at the creativity (and audacity) in that one. This is the first person I have ever heard from who just stated up front that they would not do a thing for a Domme until after you fulfill their "do me" list. I have to hand it to the boy, he at the very least has the ability to make a Mistress laugh. LOL

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 11:37:54 AM

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Cripes. Must be time for another round of nutjobs from the lunatic asylum.

All this, and I bet he wants it all for free to boot. The twisted logic, of course, would follow that ANY domme should feel so very privileged and would just JUMP at the opportunity to "psychologically enslave" him. That opportunity alone should be sufficient reward in and of itself for any domme worthy of his time.

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 12:22:27 PM

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It was so much simpler back when the guys suggested to the other guys that wanted sex, to just tell her you love her. I actually think some hold classes over beers at a pub, to figure out how best to get what they want without having to go through much of anything. When I was sixteen and already with my first husband, but not married, my elderly aunt decided to give me a little talking to. She said; Lockit if you are giving the milk away for free, they won't buy the cow. I took offense to that, but after watching enough of these bulls, in a sense, I have to agree with her.

With so many giving it away on the just tell her you love her theory and not before they have proven they plan to be there for whatever dynamic's or relationship one seeks, the promises, the ploys, the game/hunt, works. Little effort to get the goods and they are down the road as soon as the little mama figures it out.

I have a little test and yes I do test people who wish to enter my life and only two have passed it and one skidded around it so well I was fooled. lol Good lesson for me!

That, I need time to trust and it will take me some time to be able to see if a dominant is the one for me bit sounds all good, but it is a ploy most often to get more time to play before they actually have to do something they never intended to do anyway. I figure if they can't take the time and rephrased for some of them... do the time... to know me, trust me and all that jazz, well I don't play with the lil bits they want me to play with. They have no problem trusting or giving up the bits, but get stuck on whatever it is a dominant would really want besides the lil bits. lol And they will say just about anything to get it.

I'll never forget the first time a guy tried that, I love you bit to try to get some and I laughed so hard I nearly fell off the sofa. I might have given it to him had he not said that! It's been a ride of laughter since then seeing how low they will go to make something happen. It is the exact reason I stopped handing it out! Had they shut up after saying I really want to do you, they might have gotten to do me. But when they put conditions into it, they gave themselves away and even the little slut in me was turned off because of the mind game. I'm supposed to be the manipulator! lol

The more creative one's do make me laugh and I use them for that, but that is about as far as anything goes. Thanks for the laugh buddy, now it's time to check out itunes, see ya!

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 12:24:35 PM

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Out of curiousity and because I find your posts amazingly salient and intelligent, what's the test?

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 12:27:05 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

Out of curiousity and because I find your posts amazingly salient and intelligent, what's the test?

That I can never say publicly! They would read and pass! lol But if you want to email me, I can respond. lol

And thank you for the kind words!

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 12:40:59 PM

LadyHibiscus

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Love that one, LC! It's the sign of summer, blooming wankers!

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 12:48:27 PM

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Something we will be lamenting until September, Lady H. Every year around this place seems like summer comes earlier and earlier each year. I don't think it's exactly 'global warming' that's responsible for that.

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 12:51:25 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Love that one, LC! It's the sign of summer, blooming wankers!

hey, I think I've got some of those growing in my back yard! Oh, no, wait, those are just the old people who live in the house behind me

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 1:23:16 PM

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BTW here is the list:

1)Complete forced nudity. Kept completely naked from head to toe. Nothing covering my feet, male organ, or anything. Like I am an animal.
2) A Mistress who hates and dispises me, and never allows friendship.
   3) A Mistres who hates and dispises my geniatia, and who makes them suffer CBT every visit. (At a level that is very difficult for me, but still bearable.) A Mistress who plays on my fears of extreme CBT and of even castration or removal.
   4) Freqent, pain and suffering for every part of my body. (At a level that is difficult for me, but still bearable.)
   5) Strict rules and restrictions.
   6) Control of my movement and everything else about my body. Bondage, Caging, Boxing, etc.
   7) Make me always have a submissive attitude and body language.
   8) Fear of my Mistress.
   9) Everything designed by the Mistress to emphasise that I am a slave and a subhuman.
   10) Constant verbal, phycological, and mental abuse.
   11) Punishment for my failures.

Is it just me, or does this sound more like the Mistress is the one serving the slave?

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 1:26:27 PM

LadyHibiscus

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Yeah. Like it would be *remotely* interesting to have some guy you hated hanging around.

LULZ. Epic.

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 2:01:14 PM

youngsubgeoff

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Well, yanno, twue mistwesses dispise all men lol

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 2:22:47 PM

ReginaMirus

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Follow his advice to the letter with no expectation of compensation or reward, and you will indeed become HIS bitch.

I'm sure we're ALL just salivating at the opportunity of a meaningless relationship of nonreciprocation.

(there aren't enough rollyeyes in the world for that one!)

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 2:33:15 PM

youngsubgeoff

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Yes, because dominants dont do that at all

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 3:04:23 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

Out of curiousity and because I find your posts amazingly salient and intelligent, what's the test?

That I can never say publicly! They would read and pass! lol But if you want to email me, I can respond. lol

You challenge them to a shot-putting contest, don't you, Lockit? Or throwing calves over the fence? Or, possibly, full battle on the nearest mountain top with claymores - with the winning shouting 'There can be only one!'?

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 3:20:16 PM

LadyHibiscus

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OOOH!! I am imagining you and Lockit, covered in woad, going at it, claymores flashing!!

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 3:24:35 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

OOOH!! I am imagining you and Lockit, covered in woad, going at it, claymores flashing!!

Well, I hope you remembered to close the curtains this time . . . .

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 4:04:52 PM

LadyHibiscus

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Whooooops!!!

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 6:51:02 PM

GraciousLady

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyCimarron

BTW here is the list:

1)Complete forced nudity. Kept completely naked from head to toe. Nothing covering my feet, male organ, or anything. Like I am an animal.
2) A Mistress who hates and dispises me, and never allows friendship.
   3) A Mistres who hates and dispises my geniatia, and who makes them suffer CBT every visit. (At a level that is very difficult for me, but still bearable.) A Mistress who plays on my fears of extreme CBT and of even castration or removal.
   4) Freqent, pain and suffering for every part of my body. (At a level that is difficult for me, but still bearable.)
   5) Strict rules and restrictions.
   6) Control of my movement and everything else about my body. Bondage, Caging, Boxing, etc.
   7) Make me always have a submissive attitude and body language.
   8) Fear of my Mistress.
   9) Everything designed by the Mistress to emphasise that I am a slave and a subhuman.
   10) Constant verbal, phycological, and mental abuse.
   11) Punishment for my failures.

Is it just me, or does this sound more like the Mistress is the one serving the slave?

He is making perfectly good sense when you consider he gets all his ideas from porn.

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 6:56:45 PM

littlesarbonn

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I used to produce a laundry list when first meeting a dominant woman. Only once did one ever fulfill it. For the record, I didn't get dominated or even get my fantasies fulfilled. But I did get my laundry washed, and I guess you have to take your victories where you can get them.

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RE: Just when I thought I had heard everything - 5/26/2010 7:48:17 PM

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What actually is a 'laundry list', anyway? Do people sit down and write out a list of the things that they want washed, checking each item in their laundry bin against that list, before putting it into the in the washing machine? What is the point in that?

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