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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/1/2010 4:08:14 AM   
sirsholly


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core leaders of the Subbie Mafia where once beautiful, sweet.
We still are, ya putz.

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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/1/2010 4:11:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm innocent.  I know not of this subbie mafia of which the OP speaks.

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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/1/2010 5:12:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I'm innocent.  I know not of this subbie mafia of which the OP speaks.


ok that made me snort.....

good try girlfriend


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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/1/2010 5:18:54 AM   
GreedyTop


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Horseheads....

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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/1/2010 5:27:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Take the butt plug leave the canoli.


You've got that quote backwards!!

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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/1/2010 5:48:37 AM   
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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/1/2010 6:00:15 AM   
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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/1/2010 7:20:58 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

Neener neener neeeee NER! :-P~~~~~
ooooooo...it's SO not nice to "Neener" the Subbie Mafia.



Nicer than :-P~~~~

And less spit too!

Now where did I put those cock chip bear traps..............

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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/1/2010 7:40:26 AM   
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Damn good thing GodMothership doesn't have a height requirement.


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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/1/2010 7:42:48 AM   
sirsholly


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quote:

Nicer than :-P~~~~

And less spit too!
ok...you have a point there

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GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/1/2010 7:13:12 PM   
SirPumpy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

Nicer than :-P~~~~

And less spit too!
ok...you have a point there



Ahhh Holly, its rude to point and dangerous too!

Might get my finger bit clean off!

So I blunt instead, Safe ya know AND once again, less spit.

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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/2/2010 4:13:52 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

<<<Wanders...the Subbie GodMother




Damn good thing GodMothership doesn't have a height requirement.



....... can't post, off to talk to someone about a new contract....for....work, oh yeah....that's right, a work contract

beware of subbies carrying violin cases Holl


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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/2/2010 9:45:51 AM   
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I FEAR NO SUBBIE NOT ITS MAFIA!!  They shall AAAAAAALLLLLL kneel before me and worship the Y-front of ownership and Lo... though they shall be fearful they will once again know the true power of the Domly ones and cower in fear for the game has played out and shall know this day as Sub-ageddon!

**Runs for his life**

< Message edited by Syrox -- 6/2/2010 9:46:48 AM >

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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/2/2010 10:30:32 AM   
Rule


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Status: offline 		Why should a sub fear a dom?

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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/2/2010 10:38:31 AM   
Newnshiny


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Status: offline 		The Subbie Mafia, where we put a horse head in your bed...but only on our Masters' orders.

Otherwise we just think about doing it; really hard.

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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/2/2010 2:53:28 PM   
wandersalone


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Status: offline 		methinks Syrox needs to be taught a lesson .........  thou shalt not mess with thy subie mafia.......

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http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=2002501
http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=790885

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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/2/2010 5:13:24 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/2/2010 6:01:18 PM   
Syrox


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ORIGINAL: Rule

Why should a sub fear a dom?


Because I have on my underpants outside of my trousers!  now it that isn't enough to be fearful of... then I don't know what is!! (they have a picture of the smurfs on the crotch by the way.. for added scariness.)


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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/2/2010 6:05:21 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: What is the subbie mafia? - 6/3/2010 1:24:04 AM   
CountrySong


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Status: offline 		Correction - Several recent posts have mentioned the use of horseheads. However, extensive research has lead me to the conclusion that this is a ploy designed to misdirect those who might get on the wrong side of the subbie Mafia.

This research has also led to the discovery of the real cause for fear - HORSERADISH!!!

Warning - If you recieve a jar of horseradish by mail or have one suddenly appear on your porch or in your car then you have very little time left to correct your ways (Though I was unable to uncover any information on it, if you are delivered the dreaded horseradish you may wish to contact SirPumpy about the cookie defense.) However, if you find a root of horseradish in your bed it is too late - you have little time to prepare your affairs to leave the "Dominant Lifestyle" behind and prepare to enter the world of submission!
In an exclusive interview with a member of the subbie Mafia (who shall remain unnamed) this reporter was privileged to hear of some of the wonderful experiences that await those who recieve the horseradish of death!
Due to the sensitiveness of many in our audience I will not go into the gruesome details however I will mention a few of the horrors that await those who have been gifted the horseradish of death: anal horseradish figging plugs, penile horseradish sounds, baths of ground horseradish to soak in after a flogging, horseradish and dishsoap to wash out foul mouths; horseradish and vinager enemas; horseradish lube; etc.
It should also be noted that contrary to popular belief; todays super hot varieties of horseradish and japanese horseradish(wasabi) where not developed by the farming and food industry. They were infact developed by members of the subbie Mafia both as instruments of torture and as marketable products to help fund various subbie Mafia endeavors.
Note - since horseradish is most potent when fresh, looking for horseradish plants in a subbie's garden or a garden of one of that subbie's friend may indicat membership in the subbie Mafia.

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