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Syrox -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 4:30:33 AM)

Don't force me!! I WILL use it!!

*Dons a tin foil helmet for protection as he has heard from the handbook that it is very effective against blows to the head.  Not too sure about the pocket protector as a shield though*




sirsholly -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 4:35:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Syrox

Dons a tin foil helmet for protection
[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/tinfoilhatsmile.gif[/image] <<Syrox




xxblushesxx -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 4:39:59 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SirPumpy


The Ranga sub is the most dangerous of the sM species and proudly sports a bright orange pelt, cannot be bribed even with diamond jewellery...


Wrong!!!





wandersalone -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 4:54:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Syrox

Don't force me!! I WILL use it!!

*Dons a tin foil helmet for protection as he has heard from the handbook that it is very effective against blows to the head.  Not too sure about the pocket protector as a shield though*



errrrrrrr Syrox.... the subbie mafia handbook is THE weapon of choice for substantial blows to the head.  I doubt a little alfoil will protect you but good luck with that.

Now gimme the damn chocolate and you won't get hurt.....much [sm=mistress.gif]

edited to fix a typo




Syrox -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 4:59:20 AM)

Who said anything about chocolate??

What I posess is FAR worse than that!!  it will bring tears to your eyes and make your legs forget how to hold you up. you will be prone on the floor ready to be bound and returned to Dom Mountain for reprogramming!

Come quietly now and I will overlook this incident.

*rumages inside of his TARDIS-like Y-fronts and grips said weapon of choice ready to wield it at a moment's notice*




wandersalone -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 5:12:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Syrox

Who said anything about chocolate??

What I posess is FAR worse than that!!  it will bring tears to your eyes and make your legs forget how to hold you up. you will be prone on the floor ready to be bound and returned to Dom Mountain for reprogramming!




Oh dear lord, you are going to make me sit though the uncut version of The Titanic? [sm=frown.gif]

You win.... I'll do whatever you want, just don't make me watch that movie....or listen to Celine

edited to add - errrr why do you keep a dvd down your jocks Syrox? Is your manbag full?




Syrox -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 5:23:40 AM)

HA! I wouldn't subject even my worst enemy to Leo and Celine!  what I have is FAR worse.

and this suit doesnt have pockets.... gotta keep it somewhere lol




wandersalone -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 5:29:50 AM)

Maybe you should sew some pockets onto your cape? then not only will it look good but it will be functional as well

Wanders - the Martha Stewart of the subbie mafia




Syrox -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 5:36:30 AM)

ok.... pockets in capes leads to SOOO many bad jokes I'm not even gonna go there! lol




scifi1133 -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 5:40:46 AM)

I had forgotten how funny that first thread was.




GreedyTop -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 6:29:24 AM)

wouldnt pockets in the cape keep it from flowing properly?  yanno, like the Superman look?




wandersalone -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 6:31:25 AM)

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gt, I...errrr I mean the bad subbies (not me) were planning to fill the pockets with lead and then push Syrox off a pier! He doesn't come bearing chocolate, we...errrr they  have no use for him 




sirsholly -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 6:32:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone


errrrrrrr Syrox.... the subbie mafia handbook is THE weapon of choice for substantial blows to the head. 
<<<secures Subbie Mafia Handbook to head with duct tape before heading down the basement steps.




Syrox -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 6:33:21 AM)

I should be mortally offended by that!  ...  I should be... but I'll have to get back to you on that... need to google it first...  Now where did that laptop go?  *rummages around in the front of his magical Y-fronts*




sirsholly -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 6:34:22 AM)

quote:

you will be prone on the floor
Considering Wanders lack of height, she looks prone when she is standing up!




sirsholly -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 6:36:45 AM)

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Now where did that laptop go? *rummages around in the front of his magical Y-fronts*
well dayyyy-um baby...just how much room do you have down there?




GreedyTop -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 6:43:33 AM)

*snort*




Syrox -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 6:49:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

Now where did that laptop go? *rummages around in the front of his magical Y-fronts*
well dayyyy-um baby...just how much room do you have down there?


Well, only one way to explain just how much room IS there..  but lets put it like this,, there's a 3 car garage in there, a jacuzzi and several lost mountaineers who think they are still scaling Everest.

SOMEWHERE in there is my laptop..  Care to help me find it?  Last time it took this long to find something I fell in and all you could see was an ass and legs.  A friend took a picture of my misfortune :(  (some bleedin' friend huh?)



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wandersalone -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 6:49:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

you will be prone on the floor
Considering Wanders lack of height, she looks prone when she is standing up!


grrrrr why do you always make me laugh Hols even when it is at my own expense....you .....you.... giant!!!!!!!!!!


ps.Hols I am doing a Phoenix....you gots mail





Syrox -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (6/4/2010 6:58:20 AM)

Ya wanna be careful doing Phoenixes... singed hair is the least of your worries...  that burning sensation that just won't go away with any kind of creams or lotions is a bigger concern by far! lol




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