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LadyHibiscus -> RE: Hi there (6/4/2010 9:46:32 AM)
Indeed! [:D]

myotherself -> RE: Hi there (6/4/2010 9:52:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop groan To quote the lovely Holly.. I thowwy [:D]

thornhappy -> RE: Hi there (6/4/2010 12:56:04 PM)
Mighty Raptor-- As the immortal Jeff Foxworthy said, "It takes a hell of a long time to get to England in a dinghy!" quote: ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself Is it true what they say about Raptors? Tiny hands, tiny brains, tiny....???? And to answer your more vulgar question, size is but a measurement on a three dimensional plane. The enlightened are not bound by such trivial matters. Flaccid, erect, minuscule, or mastodonic... these are not things of value. It is not the size of the Raptor boat, but rather, the motion of the ocean.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Hi there (6/4/2010 9:03:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Mighty Raptor-- As the immortal Jeff Foxworthy said, "It takes a hell of a long time to get to England in a dinghy!" quote: ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself Is it true what they say about Raptors? Tiny hands, tiny brains, tiny....???? And to answer your more vulgar question, size is but a measurement on a three dimensional plane. The enlightened are not bound by such trivial matters. Flaccid, erect, minuscule, or mastodonic... these are not things of value. It is not the size of the Raptor boat, but rather, the motion of the ocean. He he he...Thornhappy said dinghy!![:D] (there's just something funny about that word...)

heartcream -> RE: Hi there (6/4/2010 9:28:24 PM)
RaptorJesus?? It says you joined like yesterday but in another thread you spoke about domi as thou thoust knoweth him, wud up wid dat? You say you are into creating gash. What sort of gash? Like you want to bite someone and leave a horrific gash, or slash them with your hard pointy sharp nails? Or...?

TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Hi there (6/4/2010 11:23:45 PM)
I am in all places at all times. I have watched and observed from the scaly heavens for quite some time before venturing down to your mortal level. That is why the moderators, with their treacherous IP address checking abilities may know of my past facades. I have occasionally come to Earth cloaked in disguise to indulge in Skeeball and Ultimate Frisbee. A raptor in people's clothes disguise.

GreedyTop -> RE: Hi there (6/4/2010 11:26:28 PM)
just watch out for punks on in-line skates when you're playing Skeeball in New Jersey....

TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Hi there (6/4/2010 11:31:52 PM)
I have no need to anymore. Now that I am here in my true form, I needn't worry about defending myself. You see, like the delightful rose in The Little Prince, I have my claws.

myotherself -> RE: Hi there (6/4/2010 11:37:20 PM)
...but they're still stuck on the end of teeny weeny ickle arms... Just sayin'

TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Hi there (6/4/2010 11:39:36 PM)
My snout is quite long and my teeth are also very claw-like.

myotherself -> RE: Hi there (6/4/2010 11:45:57 PM)
Wot...a bit like an anteater? [8\|]

TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Hi there (6/4/2010 11:50:14 PM)
If an ant eater were a killing machine whose snout were filled with dozens of razor sharp teeth... Then yes, like a pussy ass little anteater. I have no tolerance for their kind.

myotherself -> RE: Hi there (6/4/2010 11:53:05 PM)
...and yet there are pictures to prove you have a great deal of tolerance for anteaters. In fact, one might say you hold a 'great affection' for anteaters, if you catch my drift. [8\|]

heartcream -> RE: Hi there (6/5/2010 12:46:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus I am in all places at all times. I have watched and observed from the scaly heavens for quite some time before venturing down to your mortal level. That is why the moderators, with their treacherous IP address checking abilities may know of my past facades. I have occasionally come to Earth cloaked in disguise to indulge in Skeeball and Ultimate Frisbee. A raptor in people's clothes disguise. Ahhhh the mods know, the mods know. It is Ron!!!

TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Hi there (6/5/2010 12:51:03 AM)
My cloaks fit in well enough that no one would guess or perhaps even remember the aliases of my past lives. They are all irrelevant now anyways. I am the Alpha and the Omega. The carnivorous beginning and the end.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Hi there (6/5/2010 4:28:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself ...and yet there are pictures to prove you have a great deal of tolerance for anteaters. In fact, one might say you hold a 'great affection' for anteaters, if you catch my drift. [8\|] demands to see teh proof!

Jeffff -> RE: Hi there (6/5/2010 4:42:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus If an ant eater were a killing machine whose snout were filled with dozens of razor sharp teeth... Then yes, like a pussy ass little anteater. I have no tolerance for their kind. Ahem...... Pardon Me?

domiguy -> RE: Hi there (6/5/2010 5:35:02 AM)
Whoa...Raptor Jdude is a little out of line.

heartcream -> RE: Hi there (6/5/2010 8:13:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy Whoa...Raptor Jdude is a little out of line. Hahahahahahahahaha

myotherself -> RE: Hi there (6/5/2010 8:24:06 AM)
The minute the anteater stops payin', those pics hit the 'net. [:D]

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