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Barbie - 4/10/2006 2:57:37 PM

Mercnbeth

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A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie Doll.

Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are. The girl responds: "Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
And Divorced Barbie: $299.95

Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds;"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with; Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's jewelry, Ken's money, Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend.

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RE: Barbie - 4/10/2006 3:54:21 PM

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this is what im doing for divorced barbie

this is what she is doing all the way to the bank with ken's stuff ....... ANY more questions?

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RE: Barbie - 4/10/2006 4:43:32 PM

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If barbie is such a "Hot chick" why do you have to buy her friends?

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RE: Barbie - 4/10/2006 5:35:16 PM

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Since I am going through a divorce....this fit to a tee!!!....I loved it!!!

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RE: Barbie - 4/10/2006 5:40:48 PM

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cute! Something tells me i handled my divorce all wrong.

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RE: Barbie - 4/14/2006 6:36:02 PM

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Too true.

Reminds me of the little girl who asked her mother for a Barbie Doll and a GI Joe. "But honey, doesn't Barbie come with Ken?" "No, mother. Barbie comes with GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

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RE: Barbie - 4/15/2006 6:02:33 PM

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Hehehehe that's good Whiterabbit

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RE: Barbie - 4/15/2006 7:28:55 PM

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And then you have the "Behind the Scenes" Barbie -

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RE: Barbie - 4/15/2006 9:16:49 PM

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Who knew ? I sure as hell didn't, all this time , thinking prissy lil barbie heehehe
MsPoetress, oh geeze this is kindof really obscene hehehe Thanks MsPoetress, ill never look a barbie doll the same. hehehe

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RE: Barbie - 4/15/2006 9:46:44 PM

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Heh, my barbies were tieing each other and ken up when I was 10 ... my mom still wonders where all of her button thread went to.

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RE: Barbie - 4/15/2006 10:43:49 PM

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Yeah I played out various scenes with my barbies and strawberry shortcake dolls as well. I also think my toys liked it

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