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BDSM Bloopers - 6/4/2010 12:11:42 PM

MsAlisedeSade

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In my experience there have been times where things have happened that were so hilarious it becomes difficult to maintain that "Dominant Demeanor". How do you handle it when something unexpected happens and all you can do is laugh?

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 6/4/2010 12:16:10 PM

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The time I broke a strapon off in a male subs butt comes to mind...I could not hold a straight face for the rest of the session...

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 6/4/2010 12:27:15 PM

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Within my poly family, we enjoy the hell out of having a good laugh, hug each other and giggle until we run out of giggles, and then either regroup and finish the scene or move on to vanilla sex or cuddling. It's all good.

In a professional scene, I may turn the energy towards humiliation (eg, direct the laughter at him), punish him because it's his fault for screwing up (whether that's true or not), or otherwise redirect in order to keep my Twue Domly-Dom Demeanor intact. But it really depends on the person and how much I trust him to be willing to interact with another human being as opposed to needing to stay completely self-focused and inside his own fantasy.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 6/4/2010 12:37:43 PM

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The time I broke a strapon off in a male subs butt comes to mind...I could not hold a straight face for the rest of the session...

Yeah, one of my partners has *exceptionally* well developed glutes. He can just about crack walnuts in there. In a mischievous mood, or purely by accident, he's been known to grab my strap-on or my Feeldoe and take it away from me. Sometimes he makes smart remarks like, "Ha ha, it's mine now and I'm not giving it back!" or refers to his ass as the "June box", which is what his grade school teachers called the box that they put confiscated toys in until the end of the school year.

We do have fun and joke around a lot. Being totally serious and Twue Dom/Twue Sub all the time isn't really to any of our tastes. Though if one of my boys keeps smarting off beyond the point where I'm being amused by it, his ass will soon be smarting as well. It's pretty easy for me to get the energy of a scene back where I want it by the judicious application of pain and intimidation, so we're very comfortable with interjecting sick and twisted humor whenever it happens to come up.

Our general philosophy is that if you're not having fun, you're probably doing it wrong. So we tend to see everything as an opportunity to have fun, including farting in the middle of a scene, strap-on mishaps, hopeless bondage rope tangles, dropping the flogger, etc. As long as nobody got hurt, we enjoy the laugh and move on when we're tired of giggling at whatever it was.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 6/4/2010 3:08:09 PM

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I've never even considered the idea that I might be "supposed to" not laugh when I break a paddle on a guy's butt. It's fun, I'm happy, why not laugh? Even better if he laughs too, and all the people watching as well. Life is for living, live a little.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 6/4/2010 4:00:01 PM

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Mostly I just go with the laughing. Because I spend a LOT of time laughing when I play. The one time laughing wouldn't have been such a superhot idea he was blindfolded so couldn't see me doubled over, smothering my face with a towel...

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 6/4/2010 5:04:55 PM

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When the last words of this clip are your safeword, it's hard not to laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPX9pAneYPo&feature=related

So sayeth the Raptor.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 6/4/2010 9:32:37 PM

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ORIGINAL: DianeB269

The time I broke a strapon off in a male subs butt comes to mind...I could not hold a straight face for the rest of the session...

Diane

....I hate when that happens!

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 6/6/2010 1:52:20 AM

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Wait..you mean we are supposed to have a "Dominant Demeanor"? Ooops! lol

I can't remember ever having a session where neither my sub nor I didn't laugh! It would be so boring to have to have a certain look all the time. Epic Fail on my part! lol I laugh too much!

And if you really want to see something scary, have two sadists laughing while they are sessioning with you lol *Remembers the Woodshed with LadyH* lol We were double teaming, laughing our asses off while my boy screamed his ass off! *mmm delicious!*

Probably the only time I really do not laugh is when I am doing a sensual scene (Wax, sounds, firecupping) although, I did set my boy on fire (Oh hush, he didn't even know it happened lol) and afterwards we both laughed about it. Oh and then another time I forgot to put air holes when I was doing mummification..but again, we laughed over that too. Some things are just too funny to NOT laugh at.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 6/6/2010 2:07:53 AM

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I was standing at the foot of the bed, with glove on for quite some time and decided to resume flogging with the other hand. Well, I love flogging, and I love ass play, and when I wanted to alternate hands, I'd remove the glove, put on another, add more lube and continue...the other hand used the flogger. I was down to the last glove I'd brought with me, and I was in such a hurry to put it on that I ripped it all to heck, lol. I had been so close to finally pushing the knuckes past and yet there I was, impotent, because I wasn't going to continue bare handed.

I laughed myself silly.

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 6/9/2010 5:18:38 AM

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One of the first sessions with my current girl & I was one for the record books of funniest bloops & blunders.

Long story short... We had purchased a brand new set of vibrating eggs earlier that evening that was part of the mix. At the end of the festivities when I went to remove the eggs one came out with no problems but all that came out from the second lead was the bare end of the wire where the egg should have been attached.

Well... I know uh-oh is not something you ever want to hear & it certainally isn't something I should have uttered... but escape from my lips was just that.... Uh-ooohhh

She went into a slight panic, thinking OMG---trip to ER---OMG!

I assured her that I knew exactly what to do & everything would be ok.

(where's an evil smilie when you need one)

I marched her to the restroom, told her to sit on the toilet-- told her to focus & look into my eyes-- then I told her & motioned to her to take each thumb & place them them under her arms (armpit area). She did so ....

Then I told her to flap each elbow up & down & cluck like a chicken

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 6/9/2010 9:18:04 AM

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now that is funny.........

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RE: BDSM Bloopers - 6/9/2010 5:55:51 PM

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Thank you MstrssPassion, I so needed that laugh today.

My funniest blooper came when I was trying to give a little unexpected tug to an inflatable toy. I threw the bulb end away from me, but it came off and bounced across the room. It took me about 20 minutes to stop laughing and crying because of the laughter and get the damned thing re-attached.

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