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Aynne88 -> Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 4:52:19 PM)
Well I knew it was going to happen, I have been having sex with Domi for months now, and I took the test today and I am knocked up. Fuck. What to do? Help...

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 4:55:12 PM)
Abort mission! Abort mission! There is no way this will turn out good!

laurell3 -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 4:56:24 PM)
You're really thinking about whether to keep Jesus' love child or not! The horror! Blasphemy!

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 4:58:10 PM)
You should probably change your identity and move to an undisclosed location, as it is never good to let people know you are the future mother of the Antichrist. Just saying. WinD

Aynne88 -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 4:58:19 PM)
Wll I know ladies but here is the situation, the sonogram showed triplets, one boy, one girl, and one...omg too horrid to describe. It was like Damien. I am just shocked.

LittleBroken -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 4:59:09 PM)
I thought that is where RaptorJesus came from.....and now your knocked up AGAIN! Tart!

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 4:59:12 PM)
I"ve always heard that trouble comes in threes...

Aynne88 -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:00:32 PM)
I didn't know that anal could make me pregnant. Oh the shame. I despise that bastard.

LittleBroken -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:01:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne88 I didn't know that anal could make me pregnant. Oh the shame. I despise that bastard. An Ass Baby..hahhhahhahah....

angelikaJ -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:03:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne88 I didn't know that anal could make me pregnant. Oh the shame. I despise that bastard. Well, you figure if it could reach from Chicago to Maine... what was another 9 feet or so. Aynne, I don't know what to say, except we all have our crosses to bear....

Aynne88 -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:03:58 PM)
I hang my head now in horror. He said he would marry me then he fucked my mother. Pig...

Aynne88 -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:05:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelikaJ quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne88 I didn't know that anal could make me pregnant. Oh the shame. I despise that bastard. Well, you figure if it could reach from Chicago to Maine... what was another 9 feet or so. Aynne, I don't know what to say, except we all have our crosses to bear.... Anjelika, it's more like a rubiks cube than a cross. He's sick.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:07:09 PM)
Please tell me she isn't pregnant too! Oh and btw anal can't make you pregnant. You aren't too clear on anatomy are you?

Aynne88 -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:09:21 PM)
Damn it, I don't know zephie! I thought that anal sex just meant you bred an asshole..I am so confused...

angelikaJ -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:21:32 PM)
Zephie, the Domi-thing reached from Chicago to Maine... I am guessing from anal it exited the other end, snuck down and found the 3rd hole... Aynne...he triple banged you...sort of.

Aynne88 -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:23:16 PM)
Yes but that was where it went wrong, because I had both him and Jefff so I am not really sure who the Daddy is...that sucks. I need a valium. Or a martini.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:23:17 PM)
Oh Ayyyyyynne shakes head I'm really shocked that you are so naive, you've always appeared so "together". He really played with your head didn't he? I still say you should abort it....assuming it's possible to abort the spawn of the devil. You may not have a choice here. All I can say is that when you finally have it, run like hell afterwards [8D]

Newnshiny -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:24:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne88 I didn't know that anal could make me pregnant. Oh sure, that's where cab drivers and lawyers come from.

Aynne88 -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:24:19 PM)
But you said that you would adopt it remember? Momma...come here ;)

laurell3 -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:25:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne88 Wll I know ladies but here is the situation, the sonogram showed triplets, one boy, one girl, and one...omg too horrid to describe. It was like Damien. I am just shocked. That's going to be a shitload of child support. Poor Domi and/or Jeff, if only they had used a condom during anal!

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